Sasuke's Property: DO NOT TOUCH
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Author's Note: Holy mother-fucker! I haven't updated in two years… I deeply apologize; I hope my fans have not tired of waiting because I re-read this short story and got into the whole plot again. Well, I hope many people are still willing to continue on this journey with me, even though I have been a very, very bad fanfic author… hehe
On with the story!
Day Four – You Make Me Sick
"We've been down here for an hour already." Stated Shikamaru, arms crossed over his chest and a lazy look on his face. "I never promised that we'd find Mr. Chuckles on our first try." Naruto pointed out, "It could take a few tries…" Ino grabbed the collar of his shirt, "Look here moron!" she hollered in his face, "I refuse to be down in this basement for any longer than I have to!"
She let him go with a growl, "It's creepy down here and, come to think of it, I don't want to fucking find the clown!" Naruto threw his arms in the air, "It's like no one is up for any adventure nowadays! What the fuck is that about?" he rambled on, "You're all so… so… preppy!"
Smack.
Ino's fist collided with the side of Naruto's head. "Don't insult us you jackass." She cracked her knuckles, "Cause if you've got something more to say I'll slug you one." She said lastly before Shikamaru gently tried to calm her down.
Naruto rubbed his sore head and watched the hysterical woman, "You sure don't hit like a prep." He murmured under his breath. "What was that, moron?" she screeched with her fists raised again. "Guys…" came Hinata's soft voice from behind them all. "It was a compliment more than anything." Naruto defended, "And you didn't have to hit me so hard."
Ino huffed, "You deserved it." Once again, "Um, guys…" Ino tried pushing past Shikamaru, "If you don't keep your mouth shut in the future I'll clock you one." She raised her fist to emphasis her point. "Well, maybe I'll clock you one back!" Naruto threatened with a snicker, "Try it you little piece of— hey! Where's Hinata going?"
It seemed that in the midst of their bickering Hinata had made a break for it and never once looked back. Ino saw the way Naruto froze in fear and she turned around to see what had caught his attention.
"Well fuck my life." She breathed when the clown stood at the end of the hallway with an axe in hand. "Let's get the fuck out of here, now!" Naruto screeched and the three remaining housemates ran after Hinata who already had a head start, she reached the elevator before anyone else, but she cried in frustration after hitting a few buttons, "It's out of order!"
There was a door at the end of the hallway, "The door!" screamed Ino as they all met up. She looked back at the clown that was now running in their direction, "Hurry!" Naruto kicked it open and they ran inside. There was no lock on the door, meaning there was nothing to keep the clown out of the room and away from the scared teenagers.
"It's a storage room." Shikamaru exclaimed, "Let's create a blockade." Hinata piped in, and everyone began to move the various large boxes and other things in front of the door. "I think that should do it." Naruto said, out of breath. "Do we just wait here?" Ino asked, looking more and more nervous with each second that passed.
No sound came from the other side of the door, "Maybe the clown left?" questioned Naruto. "Well, why don't you find out for us?" And she started shoving him towards the door. Naruto grabbed her by the shoulders and switched their positions, now Naruto pushing Ino towards the door. "Well why don't you beat the clown to death for us?" he mimicked.
Shikamaru held up his cell phone, "Or we could call someone to come get us?" Naruto stuck his tongue out, "Smart-ass." Shikamaru looked down at the phone, "So… who do we call?" Ino sighed, "The police would think we were just tripping out so calling them is not a good idea."
"Will Sasuke do?" he said and located the number on his contacts list. "Calling him is starting to sound better and better already." Naruto breathed, "Sasuke it is then." And they all waited for the male to pick up on the other line. When a faint 'hello' sounded from the other end Naruto snatched up the phone, "Please, oh god, save us! Mr. Chuckles… he's after us and…and—"
Click.
Silence. The other line went dead. "You stupid mother-fucker!" screamed Ino and seized up the foolish boy, shaking him violently. "Sasuke was our only hope and you… you fucked it up!" her face was red and her nerves were jangled, "Someone hold me back because I'm ready to fuck this kid up."
Instinctively, Shikamaru held her back. "Oh man…" he groaned in annoyance.
He looked at his phone with rage, "That dobe." He grumbled, "Who was that?" Sakura asked from the other end of the table where they had been eating lunch together. "Naruto." Was Sasuke's annoyed reply, "What did he want?" he sighed, "He was screaming so I hung up."
Sakura giggled, "He can be irritating." Sasuke eyed her, "Irritating doesn't even begin to explain him." And he took a bite out of his sandwich, "So, has Karin molested you lately?" Sakura asked with a smirk on her face, "Shut up."
"If you want, I can call that psycho-bitch Karin in here to eat lunch with you instead." Sasuke stiffened at that, he glared at her, "Don't." was his only response, "Then be nice." She warned, shaking a finger at the male.
She stretched and yawned, "Well, I think I'll take a nap for now." She stood from her seat and listened as Sasuke shuffled behind her, "Are you following me now?" she teased with a laugh, "No. I'm avoiding Karin." He said bluntly and shoved his hands in his pockets. Sakura shrugged, "I don't blame you for wanting to avoid her."
They had almost reached their separate rooms when a loud cry sounded somewhere nearby, "Oh, Sasuke! Where are you?" it was Karin and she was closing in. Panicking, Sasuke pulled Sakura into the nearest room. "What the hell are you doing?" she roared, "Hiding." Her hands were on her hips, "I know that, but why do I have to be here? She wants to molest you not me." He clamped his hand over her mouth, "Please, shut up, Sakura." He mumbled.
She became aware of the heat of his body so close to hers, the smell of his skin. Did she want him now? Struggling to regain her composure Sakura's face went red which made Sasuke look at her weird, "Why's your face so red?" he asked, removing his hand from her mouth. She swayed, "I don't know…"
She began to sway backwards but she was caught by Sasuke who steadied her with his own body until her back rested against a wall. "Sasuke…" she breathed, looking into his obsidian eyes. He was aware of how dangerously close she was to him but he didn't do anything to stop her. Her eyes closed and she erased the distance between their waiting mouths.
They were kissing. They were actually kissing. He cupped her face in his hands and deepened the kiss, hearing her moan against his lips. This was a dream come true for Sakura, to have someone as sexy as Sasuke Uchiha kissing her back with such eagerness. Wait. If this was like a dream then why did she feel dizzy all of a sudden?
And why did she feel so nauseous?
'Oh no…' she thought before breaking away from Sasuke and throwing up all over the ground in agony. "What the fuck?" he murmured in confusion, "You're sick." He stated in shock, "You're sick and we kissed." He was in disbelief.
"Thanks a lot…" she groaned once the last ripples of nausea dissipated, "You could've told me you were sick." She laughed sarcastically, "Oh yes, how terrible of me. I didn't even know I was sick you jackass." He took a step back, "Now please help me." She begged, feeling the nausea grip her again.
"Help me get to my room." She grabbed his wrist and with a sigh he helped Sakura to her room and get under the covers, "What about the mess in the other room?" he asked with an eyebrow raised, "We can make Naruto clean it up." He nodded, "Sounds like one hell of a plan."
She reveled in the softness of her bed, "I want Ino and Hinata…" Sasuke knew that was his cue to leave and so he did. He exited Sakura's room, looked around for any sign of Karin and raced to his room.
And then he realized, "I kiss her and she throws up." He sat on his bed, shaking his head, "I guess there's a first time for everything."
"Just keep running!" Ino hollered, "I wasn't planning on stopping!" Naruto screamed back and increased his speed. "There's our exit!" Shikamaru pointed out. They ran up two flights of stairs and arrived in the familiar hallway where all of their rooms were situated. The boys parted ways with the girls and each went into their own safe rooms.
"Teme!" Naruto screeched when he saw Sasuke lying in bed, "You bastard! You left us for dead!" he looked genuinely confused, "What are you talking about?" Naruto pointed an accusing finger at him, "The clown! We called you and you hung up!"
"I hung up because you were screaming bloody murder." He smirked at the look Naruto gave him, "Because a fucking clown was chasing us in the basement!" he rubbed his sore temples, "Oi, shut up. I'm getting a headache now."
He glanced over at Shikamaru, "Was there really a clown in the basement?" the male crossed his arms over his chest and nodded, "I hate to say it but yes." Sasuke sighed, "Well this is bullshit."
"Tell me about it." Naruto agreed. "Oh, I almost forgot. Sakura left you a little present in the next room." Naruto's eyes lit up at Sasuke's statement, "Really?" and he headed towards the location of the present. Shikamaru looked at Sasuke, "I'm not even going to ask."
"Sakura, are you sleeping at this time of day?" inquired Ino, but upon closer inspection she noticed that her friend was not looking too good. "Ah, you're sick." Sakura ran her hand over her entire face, "I feel like shit to put it simply."
Hinata smiled, "Maybe some tea will help?" and that was enough to make Sakura rush to the bathroom and vomit again. "Or not…" Hinata said under her breath with a sheepish look on her face.
"I don't know why I'm sick but I am." Ino covered her friend with the blankets once she dug her head out of the toilet. "Hinata and I will take care of you." She said, smiling. "Thank you. Oh and to make matters worse, Sasuke and I made out and I threw up."
Ino started laughing, "Poor Sakura." She had tears stinging her eyes, "Well if it makes you feel better, we were almost killed by a clown today." Sakura gave her an odd look, "This house is definitely fucked."
They all agreed on that while Sakura got comfortable under her covers and, Ino and Hinata thought of ways to make Sakura feel better.
Yes. This week was going to make them all as crazy as Naruto.
Author's Note: I had fun writing that chapter. I know that on the last chapter it hinted that there would be a lemon in this chapter but no, I decided against it. I felt that it would be rushing into it and wouldn't be realistic. Instead there was hilarious fluff. I hope that my loyal fans review and tell me how I am doing thus far, if anyone is still interested in this story… Again my bad.
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