The Master of Prunes
Chapter Four
Sora, Riku, and Kairi were sitting on the sand next to the shore of Destiny Island. They all were staring at the ocean and its rippling waves, and everything was silent.
Kairi let out a sudden, loud gasp and ran to the shore. The gasp made Riku and Sora jump.
She bent down, bending down slowly so that her butt stuck out. She looked back at Riku and Sora, who were staring at her bending down, drooling. She picked up a glass bottle that shined in the sunlight.
Kairi removed the cork from the bottle and noticed a scroll was inside the bottle. she shouted in surprise.
She quickly took out the paper and smoothed it out. She thought it was a love letter. In big, bold letters it read:
Don't forget to scream!
Kairi shrieked at the top of her lungs. She fainted on the hot sand.
What is it, Kairi, what is it what is it? Riku and Sora said excitedly as they ran over to her. Kairi pointed to the paper, which lay on the floor since Kairi had dropped it.
Sora snatched it and read it happily. But then his face shrunk in fear. He yelled in horror, and then shouted repeatedly, THEY'RE COMING! THEY'RE COMING!
Shut up, you lunatic, Riku said. Sora immediately stopped shouting and fainted next to Kairi. Riku picked up the letter and read it.
he said. Kairi and Sora beamed at him. I mean
Why did you just say ham? Kairi asked.
Don't forget to scream? Sounds kind of... stupid, don't you think? Riku said. Kairi and Sora looked at him in frustration.
Like you would know stupid, Riku, Sora said, and he and Kairi laughed. But this time they did not say That wasn't funny, but just stopped laughing.
Well, Sora, Riku said, throwing his hips forward. Kairi and Sora looked at him in frustration as he swung his hips in circles. At least I don't like... EARMUFFS!
Kairi gasped loudly and fainted. Sora shook her hard, but she would not wake up. He shook her harder and she died. No, she didn't die.
How... dare you, Sora said coldly, his eyes staring at Riku.
Riku shouted, grinning. TURQUOISE EARMUFFS!
Kairi squealed like a pig, and Sora plugged his ears with leftover earmuffs from earlier. Riku continued to laugh insanely.
Well, at least I don't like... BERRY SCENTED BODY LOTIONS! Sora yelled, smiling evilly. Kairi squealed again. He laughed stupidly.
Oh, so I guess we're fair now, eh? Riku said. Suddenly something started to drip out of his nostrils. Sora stared at this substance strangely.
What be that defyingly disturbing substance oozing out of your nose, Riku? Sora said.
Riku placed his right index finger into his nose and picked something. Then he removed it, and small little balls covered in the substance rested on his finger.
OH MY GOD! HE HAS MUCUS IN HIS NOSE! Sora shouted. Kairi squealed again, and Riku approached Sora, his finger pointing straight at him.
You will pay, Soraa, you will PAY! Riku said, and he put his finger against Sora's cheek. Sora yelled in terror and died. Roasted mushrooms and sweet peas came from his mouth and splattered onto the sand. Kairi woke up and squealed extremely loud.
Who wrote the paper? Who wrote that paper? WHO WROTE THE PAPER FROM THE BOTTLE! Kairi screamed, looking in every direction as if looking for someone. DOES IT HAVE TO DO WITH SORA'S DEATH? OR RIKU'S MUCUS?
It was I, said a voice from the Secret Place. A boy in all white clothing, black hair, and glasses appeared, grinning. He looked stupid wearing all white. He was wearing a heavy white ski jacket which was very inappropriate for the weather in Destiny Island, and big white pants. I WROTE THE LETTER! he yelled. Kairi screamed.
(P.S. Don't forget to scream)
