Carmen Sandeigo and Sailor Moon
By: FunahoMisaki
(A/N: I own nothing and read last chapter.)
It had been almost ten years now since Carmen had adopted Usagi, eight years since the two ACME agents had started openly using Carmen's last name…and seven years since they had found a little girl named Makoto who had lost her parents to a plane crash…and had promptly been adopted as Usagi's bodyguard in training. Right now Usagi was back in Japan to finish middle and high school at least before she became a full time thief like her mama.
Whereas Makoto would be coming along later to continue her job as Usagi's bodyguard, Carmen would only come by to visit every once in a while so as to not draw any attention to her daughters 'civilian' form as it were labeled. They already had a few V.I.L.E. agents that were low profile on general principal in the country acting as Usagi's 'guardians' for school and all. It wasn't like she could just come out and admit that she was the infamous 'Bunny Sandiego' and daughter of Carmen Sandiago to everyone else.
Pretending to be Usagi Moon, a recent transfer from America however? That was cakewalk for the young girl who was well known as the Princess of Thieves or Princess of V.I.L.E. now. She was as infamous as her mama and she had earned every bit of that infamy during her own heists where her mom just sat back and watched to make sure everything went smoothly. If things didn't go smoothly then Carmen would make sure her daughter wasn't arrested and that no one was killed but would let her figure out where things went wrong and how on her own.
"Oh? That's an interesting birthmark there kitty cat. I wonder if little Selina would like a kitten like you for her birthday." Usagi said peeling the bandaid off a pure black cat easily and gently while considering on sending the kitty to her niece.
Zack's little three year old daughter, Selina, had a certain love for cuddly or fluffy things and Usagi loved spoiling her niece. Not as much as Carmen loved spoiling her grandchild though.
Honestly Usagi was pretty sure that the video of the infamous Carmen Sandiego outright squealing like a schoolgirl over learning that Zack had gotten his wife of two years pregnant was still one of the most popular ones on YouTube. Carmen may have also began teasing Ivy a bit about giving her some more grandkids, right up until Ivy had given Carmen a flat look and told her mom that she was more into girls.
Carmen had just blinked for a second before raising an eyebrow and smirking at her eldest daughter.
"Like mother like daughter." Was all Carmen had said on the matter, making all three of her kids jaw drop in disbelief as she turned and walked out the room like a boss.
"Oh right I was running late for school! Stupid Jet lag! Bye kitty cat!" Usagi said remembering what she had been doing a minute ago and then racing back off to get to school in time. It was the middle of the semester, and Usagi had only transferred there two days ago. She had been excused the first day to get used to Japan, and yesterday she had fallen asleep in class due to jet lag…or that's what everyone else believed at least.
Honestly Usagi was just bored with the class. Her mama had taught her all this stuff by the time she was ten. She had to cultivate the perfect persona however, and the best part was that most of it was true. She'd be sweet and kind of ditzy, kind of a stereotypical blond which she was known to be sometimes with her family and the V.I.L.E. agents, but she'd also build up a reputation of always being late, falling asleep in class, and seeming to be rather stupid.
Of course she wouldn't actually fail class. Haruna-sensei was a V.I.L.E. agent and knew not to post Usagi's real scores on the boards and instead doctor them up to make her persona more believable. If Usagi scored anything less than a ninety five on a paper or test, her mother would run her ragged through the training course again.
"Still suffering from a bit of Jet Lag Miss Moon?" Haruna asked raising an eyebrow at the blond who gave a sheepish apologetic grin and moved to her seat without bothering to confirm or deny it.
The day went through as normal from there, or what was quickly becoming the new normal…until Usagi met this weird guy with black hair on the sidewalk wearing an ugly green jacket. The type of jacket that Usagi would steal and burn on principal, it was that ugly.
"Touch my hair again, and I'll break that hand." Usagi growled at the guy who was being an ass over the fake score on her test paper and then had the gall to grab one of her ponytails and pull it lightly. All Sandiego women had at least one thing in common…they were protective as hell over their hair. Seriously it took forever for Carmen to tame her curls, especially when it was humid outside, and Ivy had been known to break someone's bones if they pulled her hair. Usagi was no expectation and in fact…was much worse.
Seriously didn't anyone realize just how much work it took to keep her hair this long and tame and split-free? The boy looked surprised at the threat as Usagi stormed off and to her house.
She was in a bad mood now and needed to steal something…oh wait she wasn't supposed to steal anything while she was a student here. People would get too suspicious, especially if the thefts started just after a new student moved into the neighborhood.
"Hello there. I've been looking for you." Usagi spun around in her room, her eyes scanning the room quickly for the sudden source of the womans voice that…actually sounded a bit like her mamas.
"Now how did you get in here kitty?" Usagi asked when she spotted the cat sitting calmly on the floor in front of her.
"Trade secret. Now that I've finally found you Sailor Moon, we need to get started on your training." The cat spoke…the CAT SPOKE LIKE A HUMAN.
"Hmm a talking cat. You don't see that everyday…unless it's that one cat that always accompanies Sailor V when she's trying to stop one of mama's heists in Europe." Usagi said looking completely unbothered on the outside even though she was bouncing like her namesake on the inside. Even her mama never got a talking cat.
Oh did this just make her day…and as it would turn out…it got better.
By the time Usagi made it back 'home' and could call her mama and siblings to tell them what had happened, she was laughing almost too hard to be understood.
Seriously here she was a master thief and the princess of a worldwide criminal organization…
WHO THE FUCK THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD IDEA TO GIVE HER SUPER POWERS AND MAKE HER A HERO?!
Her mama laughed so hard from the other end of the phone that Usagi heard a small thump and was a bit worried her mother was having a stroke.
It didn't help that her brother and sister both were laughing so hard that they were choking on air and Ivy was snorting.
