Luckily for the Loud sisters, Lisa hardly ever goes anywhere without taking her portable science kit, which she uses to study various things within the area the family visits. She soon got to work studying the details of the odd candy that was aking her brother and his friend act weird. Needless to say, she managed to process the contents of the candy in a matter of 10 minutes and she gave a very surprised look after studying it.
"Well, after very careful studying," said Lisa as she turned to her sisters, "I have come to the conclusion that this candy is a drug."
The Loud sisters gasp in shock after hearing this.
"Drug?!" said Lynn in shock.
"You mean cigarettes?" said Lana.
"Yep," said Lisa, "Only, if my calculations are correct, this candy-like drug deteriorates your health more efficiently."
The sisters look over at Lincoln and Ronnie Anne, who still look like they've taken some crazy pills.
"Look at my hands, Ronnie Anne," said Lincoln waving his hands around. "It's like I'm in slow motion."
Indeed, from Lincoln's drugged POV, his hands are moving at a slow pace.
"That's nothing," said Ronnie Anne, "My octopus legs are getting a work out."
In Ronnie Anne's drugged vision, we see brown cethalapod legs from her pants doing various workouts, like lifting weights or doing push-ups.
As the buzzed kids continue admiring their respective hallucinations, the Loud girls looked on with worry.
"Oh dear," said a tearful Leni, "Our little Linky, a junker!"
"I think you mean, 'junkie', Leni." said Lucy.
"That too!" sobbed Leni, crying into her hands as Lori tries to comfort her.
"It's not just Lincoln," said Lori, "But Ronnie Anne, and pretty much every kid in the city!"
"This can't go on!" said Lana.
"She's right!" said Lisa, "If the kids continue to eat this stuff, who knows what'll happen next?"
"Should we tell Ronnie Anne's family?" asked Lola.
"Oh sure," said Lori sarcastically, "And let Bobby worry himself to death that his baby sister has turned loopy."
"Then we must call the cops!" said Luan.
"As much as I feel like that would be the responsible choice Luan," said I'm afraid telling the cops would put the city in a panic and cause whoever is making this drug to cover his or her tracks."
The sisters looked unsure but the soon mumbled in agreement.
"Man, I'm so glad we left Lily with Mom and Dad," said Lucy, "If she was here, she would want to eat one of those things since she's a baby."
"Agreed," said Luna, "So, I guess it's up to us to find and stop whoever is making this drug deal, dudes."
"But how?" asked Lynn.
"I believe I have a solution." said Lisa.
A while later, the Loud Sisters and the drugged Lincoln and Ronnie Anne suddenly found themselves at Mr. McGee's candy shop.
"Are you sure this is the place where everybody got the candy from, Ronnie Anne?" asked Lori.
"Uh-huh," said Ronnie Anne sluggishly.
With that, the sisters and doped-up kids entered the store and inside was none other than Mr. McGee himself, doing some maintenence on a shelf in the corner.
"Excuse me, but are you Drew H. McGee?" asked an ingidnant Lola.
"Yes," said Drew, finished with his business and coming to the sisters, "Who are you all."
"Let me do the talking," Lori told her sisters before coming up to McGee, "I'm Lori Loud and I'm afraid I must tell you that your rainbow candy balls that you're selling to the kids are full of drugs."
"Really?" said McGee is apparent surprise.
"Yes!" said Lori as she directed him to the drgged out Lincoln and Ronnie Anne, "Just look what it did to my little brother and his friend."
"Dear golly," said Mr. McGee.
"So I as a concerned sibling implore you to stop selling those rainbow balls to the kids." said Lori as she and the other sisters give a smile to McGee.
However, they ended up receiving an unexpected result as McGee gave a sinister smile to them.
"Oh girls," McGee said cooly, "I'm afraid that is not a possibility."
The Loud girls just looked at him oddly.
"Who do you think put that drug in the candy to begin with?" said McGee as he went to his counter.
The sisters gave him some cold glares.
"What are you on about, dude?" demanded Luna.
"You see," began McGee, "I use to get an adequet number of customers when my shop first opened five years ago. But then better candy stores opened around the city and I only had barely enough customers to pay bills and mortgage. I thought a new candy would up my game, so I decided to make a candy that looked like a rainbow, since most kids find that attracting, but in the process, I accidentally added a douse of propylene glycol, a part from a nicotine plant, and a small pack of acid into the concoction, I saw that I made a candy drug. My first intention was to destroy it, but some kid came in and ate it, thinking it was a free sample, and liked it so much that he paid it in full. Then, I saw an opportunity to keep my business afloat. The more kids who want this drug-candy, the more business I receive."
He laughed deviously as the Loud sisters looked at him in horror.
"You'd put countless kids' lifes on the line so you can keep your dirty candy store up and running?" asked Lana angrily.
"You monster." said Lucy in her normal deadpan tone.
"Yeah!" shouted Leni before whispering to Lisa, "What the heck is nickelteen?"
Lisa just facepalmed in exasperation.
"We are literally taking those candies and making sure you never cause any kid in this city to be sick again." said a determined Lori.
"Give up McGee," demanded Lynn, "There's 9 of us and only one of you."
McGee looked surprised before pushing a button underneath his counter labelled 'Kid Zombies Come'.
Suddenly, an array of green fog came out of the walls, causing the girls to cough before McGee opened a window and caused a fan to blow it out of the store and into the city and suddenly, all of the kids with the green eyes, including Sameer, Nikki, and Casey, suddenly got dark green swirls within their green eyes, rose up form their louging, and walked to McGee's store, zombie style.
Back at the store, the girls managed to get their coughs out form the green gas.
"Nice try, pal," Luan said, "But that green plan went up in smoke."
She giggled at her pun while her sisters just rolled their eyes.
"Guys!" said Leni as she pointe behind her and when the sisters turned around, they saw, to their horror and shock, Ronnie Anne and Lincoln standing up, but hunched down, groaning like zombies, having dark gree swirls in their eyes and drooling.
"Oh," said McGee as he got out from behind his counter with his rainbow candy balls in a jar, "Did I forget to mention that I also created a gas that makes whoever ate the drug my hypnotized slave?!"
"You madman!" said Lisa.
"I'd be more worried about them." said McGee.
'Who?" asked Lori before they heard a pound on the thick glass door and they saw out side a mob of kids in a zombified fashion similar to Lincoln and Ronnie Anne.
The sisters can only watch in terror at the mob of pre-teen zombies.
