"NEXT OTOMES CHAPTER READY FOR FIRE CAPTAIN~!"
"FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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"RUN ALL YOU CAN YOU WONT ESCAPE!!"
'Ohcrapohcrapohcrap!' was all Nao could think as she ran from a furious Mai.
You see today Nao was feeling a bit hungary and wandered into Mai and Mikoto's room to ask about something to eat. Mai had seemed busy in the kitchen and didn't notice Nao.
Before Nao could alert Mai to her presence she had spotted it.
A big. Fat. Scrumdiddilyumshuse! CANDY CANE!!
It was big and pink and white and there for the taking!
So naturally to test her skills on acquiring said object she grabbed it and ran.
Upon unwrapping it and shoving it in her mouth like a lolly pop there was an almighty crash.
Looking back around the corner she saw Mai burst from her room.
Ladle in on hand, her apron still on, and her eyes….GLEAMING PITS OF HELL FIRE!!
Now Nao was a smart girl so when faced with a decision to explain to the fuming creation in front of her she choose instead to GTFO!!
So in full road runner style she bound up her legs and shot off like a bat out of hell.
Or a Nao from a Mai to be exact.
So with circumstances like these harmless bystanders are often hurt, or damaged…in some form.
So as Nao flew around a corner she smacked straight into another student. They rolled a good ten metres and as Nao struggled to her feet she found the guys Mp3 player had gonad tangled around one of her legs.
Before she could even thing to get it off Mai rounded the corner ladle raised.
Bitting down on the candy cane Nao's eyebrows pinched together.
Her legs shifted out to give her a more stable stance, and as the ladle came crashing down…Nao ran for her scrawny little life.
Leaping stairs and dashing another bend the oath was looking clear of Nao. She burst through the doors and made it to the oval.
Now out in this oval was Tate, whom after a long day of running away from Shiho and perving on girls with big chests was quite tired and on his way back to his dorm
room for a nice bit of sleep.
But then he spotted them.
Two big bouncing balls of blubber.
Mai's chest.
Quickly changing his posture he pulled his shoulders back puffed out his chest and tried his best cool 'Yo' greeting….and promptly tripped on a disc shaped object.
With a beep and a flash a second sophisticated Tate stood and looked around.
As he did two young women beat him to a greeting.
"OUT OF THE WAY DIC-"
That was were everything ended.
Nao slowed to stop a collision and Mai speed up.
Then Nao ran into the new comer, Mai let on Nao's back, the newcomer let out a girly scream, and Tate saw his death in a set of three.
With a blinding flash and a loud beep the cause began.
Mai struck out, smacking her ladle against someone.
Nao coughed out the candy cane, and she heard the Mp3 player calling to her.
Which he found funny cause never in her life had she respond to 'Hey Jude'.
Tate blacked out, and the newcomer's head suddenly hurt.
As the chaos stilled and everyone calmed down. Everyone, meaning Mai.
Confusion seemed present.
"Um..who are you?"
Nao could only stare blankly as a girl looking exactly like her sat sprawled on the grass looking like a mix between John Lennon and her candy cane.
The clone simply stared back in shock, then blinking a few times let out a girly squeal and shot up the closest tree.
While Nao pinched herself and checked her temperature, Mai stared at the man she'd smacked over the head with her ladle.
Unknown to her a copy of her had took off running into the closest group of trees the second violence had occurred and she was unsure who's side to take.
Ah dreaded decisions, if all else fails run away.
The Tate clone was dabbing at his head tsking and muttering "That's gonna scar."
But before and sense could be made on the matter a distressed Chie ran past picked up the oval disc and rushed off calling out something along the lines of "AOI COME OUT I FOUND IT! I STILL WANT ANOTHER!!"
Thus the madness continued…
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OMAKE!
Smashing her ladle down again and again Mai started yelling about it being her last candy can and about no one loving her as a main character.
Nao and Tate sat horrified on the sidelines.
"This is starting to look like its from Higarashi." Nao whispered fearfully.
When Mai eventually ran out of steam the dede was done.
The future Sergay was dead.
Some were far away a little voice from a bust blonde haired girl yelled out a happy
"THANK GOD!"
That was shortly followed by squeals and "Come here Nina-chan."
(The audience sweatdrops)
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Okay try and guess who's next to be created from strange character combinations ;p
