it all began when shrek was born….
So shrek's DADDY was donkey. Donkey was holding shrek. then suddenly donkey fell to the ground. He went to hell. he was being dragged to hell bc satan wanted him to be his wife. He was dragged to hell by his cursed baby, Snrek. So Satan had an opening, and she took it. Lenny face. LOLOLOLOO so after Donkey and Satan did the thingy,,,,,,,, they had SHREK. shrek was their second baby so they called him shrek also. shrek also was a problem child. He was gay. shrek one was a Good Straight baby. SHREK number one LOVED women but women did not love him. SHRK NUMBER TWO, LOVED MENNNNN NN. so he fell in love with donkey. SHREK said, DADDY! Love. Me. Now. donkey didn't want 2 bc he didn't want 2 have the secks with his son? or did he?.?So Donkey instead smoked week. He Did it every DAY OF his live. shrek also hated that about him he didn't like week but he stayed with donkey bc he loved him SOOOOOOO MUCH. SO. SHREK was tired of putting up with Donkey's bullshit, so he went to SHREK number one, and kissed him. Hard. He didnt care if incest occurred. He love him soooooooOoOooOoOoOo much. Botha shrek's did the secks with each they ifgured out they were furries, but worse FNAF FURROES!11111111!111!111!1!1!11!1! they role played and had even HARDER SECHSthey were predator and prey bc it was part of role playing lololol kinky.. So then SHREK two got m-preg. He had donkey babies. And one of the babies was Rome. So then Hetalia happened, and Spain colonized. SHREK also, had stayed behind in Louisiana, and cried. SHREK one went to Florida, (kinki lol) and died there. He went to hell. where donkey was. then he had SECHS with donkey and they all died in hell. So now hetalia mourned their loss.
The universe imploded again.
THE FUCKAGE OF A FUCKING END THIS TIME, FINALLY.
