Pokefan:I'm a week late, but whatever. ^^;
Pokefan:Aaarc, you trapped mud all over the carpet!
Arc:Now, that, right there, is a mess.
Pokefan:I just had it cleaned yesterday, Arc.
Arc:I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning.
Pokefan:They're clearly your footprints, Arc.
Arc:Then there is an impostor on the lose!
Pokefan:They lead directly to you!
Arc:Clue #1;The impostor is a phantom!
Pokefan:Aarc, stop avoi-
BOOM!
... ... ... ...
Pokefan:Aaaaaaaarrrrrc!
Arc:Happy Birthday!
Pokefan:It's not- Please tell you had nothing to do with this!
Arc:Why don't you blow out the candles?
Pokefan:Y-you've gone to far this time, Arc!
Arc:What's that?! It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city!
Pokefan:How did you even do this?!
Arc:A dalop of fairy dust.
Pokefan:Aaarc.
Arc:I ripped a tag off a mattress.
Pokefan:This isn't funny, Arc!
Arc:Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who've just exploded.
Pokefan:I'm leaving, I had enough of this!
Arc:But think of all the perfectly good faces we get to munch on.
Pokefan:What?! Why?!
Arc:Because we're friends. And friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.
Pokefan:That isn't friendship, Arc! That's sick!
Arc:Well then, you're probably not gonna like your birthday decorations.
Pokefan:It's not even my- Oh, my God...!
Arc:Surprise!
(a bunch of faces tied to balloons fly by)
Pokefan:Agh, ahh nooo, aaagh...!
Arc:I'm sorry, I thought you liked faces. Obviously, there's a miscomunication.
Pokefan:This is...awful, Arc.
Arc:You're right. It's nearly not as tasteful as I pictured it in my head.
Pokefan:I think I'm gonna throw- Oh, God, one touched me!
Arc:This was clearly the wrong way to go.
Pokefan:You think, Arc?
Arc:What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.
Pokefan:But that isn't the problem, Arc! Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!
Arc:Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
Pokefan:...Oh.
Arc:I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.
It's not actually my birthday, but it is Arc & Solis'!
So happy 18th birthday to you both and I hope you have many more to come! Good luck with college life and all that, and I love you guys! X3
~Pokefan
PS - (To my readers) Go and wish these two a happy birthday! (Arc of Carona:Arc) (Argentum Solis:Solis)
AND I MEANT "LOVE" IN A FRIENDLY WAY DON'T GO SAILING THE SHIP PLZ
