Pokefan:I'm a week late, but whatever. ^^;


Pokefan:Aaarc, you trapped mud all over the carpet!

Arc:Now, that, right there, is a mess.

Pokefan:I just had it cleaned yesterday, Arc.

Arc:I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning.

Pokefan:They're clearly your footprints, Arc.

Arc:Then there is an impostor on the lose!

Pokefan:They lead directly to you!

Arc:Clue #1;The impostor is a phantom!

Pokefan:Aarc, stop avoi-

BOOM!

... ... ... ...

Pokefan:Aaaaaaaarrrrrc!

Arc:Happy Birthday!

Pokefan:It's not- Please tell you had nothing to do with this!

Arc:Why don't you blow out the candles?

Pokefan:Y-you've gone to far this time, Arc!

Arc:What's that?! It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city!

Pokefan:How did you even do this?!

Arc:A dalop of fairy dust.

Pokefan:Aaarc.

Arc:I ripped a tag off a mattress.

Pokefan:This isn't funny, Arc!

Arc:Who's laughing? Clearly not all the people who've just exploded.

Pokefan:I'm leaving, I had enough of this!

Arc:But think of all the perfectly good faces we get to munch on.

Pokefan:What?! Why?!

Arc:Because we're friends. And friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together.

Pokefan:That isn't friendship, Arc! That's sick!

Arc:Well then, you're probably not gonna like your birthday decorations.

Pokefan:It's not even my- Oh, my God...!

Arc:Surprise!

(a bunch of faces tied to balloons fly by)

Pokefan:Agh, ahh nooo, aaagh...!

Arc:I'm sorry, I thought you liked faces. Obviously, there's a miscomunication.

Pokefan:This is...awful, Arc.

Arc:You're right. It's nearly not as tasteful as I pictured it in my head.

Pokefan:I think I'm gonna throw- Oh, God, one touched me!

Arc:This was clearly the wrong way to go.

Pokefan:You think, Arc?

Arc:What can I say? I expected them to be cooked more. Raw face is just gross.

Pokefan:But that isn't the problem, Arc! Why would you think any of this was a good idea?!

Arc:Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.

Pokefan:...Oh.

Arc:I don't understand how you keep forgetting that.


It's not actually my birthday, but it is Arc & Solis'!

So happy 18th birthday to you both and I hope you have many more to come! Good luck with college life and all that, and I love you guys! X3

~Pokefan

PS - (To my readers) Go and wish these two a happy birthday! (Arc of Carona:Arc) (Argentum Solis:Solis)

AND I MEANT "LOVE" IN A FRIENDLY WAY DON'T GO SAILING THE SHIP PLZ