P/N: WE'RE BAAAAAACKKKKKKK! Gosh so much stuff has happened! Are ya'll happy to see us?

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Chapter 4: Parenting 101

Hinata and Sasuke rushed as fast as they could through the school so that they could at least make it to their second period class. They skidded down the slick halls and almost missed the door to Orochimaru's class but they took a deep breath before opening to door. The entire class looked at them with a strange expression because of their lateness.

"Nicccccce of you to join usssssss take your ssssssssseatssssss. Your jusssssssst in time to hear about the project." Orochimaru smiled sadisticlly and as the couple took their seats Tsunade came into the class.Tsunade was pushing a shopping cart that was half way filled with boxes. It really looked comically, she looked like one of those homeless people. (P/N: no offense to you hobos out there. Hi my name is Paige.) (Audience: Hi Paige.) (P/N: and I suffer from Hobophobia. An irrational fear of homeless people.)

"Hello seniors! As you know there are only two and a half months left before you graduate and go off into the world so you need to learn an important skill! Parenting! There are many bad parents out there. Dead beat dads that don't pay child support, neglectful mothers, just to name a few. So to get you kids ready and be better parents I have an end of the year project for you!" Tsunade instructed with an evil smile and the small class gave her wary looks as she reached in one of the boxes.She pulled out a skin colored belly that looked like what stress balls were made out of. It had two black shoulder straps and two straps around the side that clipped together. Hinata felt the color drain out of her face. She did NOT want to think about babies right now. NOT at all.

"Now the girl will wear this belly for four days starting today and then you will be issue a mechanical baby that both of you will keep up with for a week. Then we have the local preschool helping us. Each couple with get a preschooler to take care of for the weekend. The preschooler will be the one to give you your grade so do your best!" Tsunade said cheerfully.Sasuke inwardly groaned. He personally hated kids. They smelled bad and they were loud and sticky and they cried for no reason. He looked over at Hinata and she looked just as upset by this as he was about this.

"Now the couples are whoever you are sitting by-" Tsunade informed and Sakura raised her hand.

"Ms. Tsunade I'm not sitting by Sasuke but he is the father of my child so we have to do this project together." Sakura whinned and Tsunade rolled her eyes.

"Sakura I'm sorry to shatter your fantasy but Sasuke has a fiance and they will be having REAL children so they need to work together." Tsunade said and Sakura crossed her arms.

"Sasuke needs to take responsibilty!" Sakura pouted and Tsunade pinched the bridge of her nose.

"No the last guy you slept with needs to take responsibilty. Now shut up before you become a single mother!"Sakura backed down and Hinata felt some weight lift off of her shoulders. She was glad that not everyone believed the rumors Sakura was spewing.

"Now come get your bellies! Girls go change in the restrooms except Sakura because she is already with child!" Tsunade said and the five girls that were in the class filed down to get their bellies. Hinata struggled to get the belly on in the restroom but luckily one of the girls was nice enough to help her. Hinata was also secretly glad that the uniform blazers and tops she wore were always big so her stomach wasn't showing. Hinata turned sideways in the mirror and examined how she would look if she were pregnant. You wouldn't know the bellie was fake unless you asked her and she doubted that anyone would. Hinata went with the rest of the girls back to class to find Tsunade gone. Hinata blushed as Sasuke stared at her as she walked back to her seat.

"Where did Miss Tsunade go?" Hinata asked.

"To the other senior classes. Apparently every class in our grade is doing it." Sasuke said and Hinata nodded.The rest of Orochimaru's class passed quickly except Sasuke had to take notes for her because her stomach got in the way. Then as she waddled her way to lunch Sasuke had to make sure she didn't fall because that had already happened once and it wasn't pretty. Bassically if Hinata was really pregnant she would've had a miscarraige. Sasuke finally got tired of her tripping and forced her to sit down at their table with her "pregnant" friends which she accepted gratefully.

"So Hinata looks like your having a shot gun wedding!" Ino teased and Hinata rolled her eyes at her friend's antics.Naruto, Shikamaru, Neji, and Sasuke came towards the girls with their trays filled with food and Hinata couldn't help but go glassy eyed at the horrible third rate cafeteria food she was about to gladly ingest. Hinata snatched an apple off of Sasuke's tray and took a big bite. A little bit of apple juice dribbled down from the apple, down her mouth, and trailed towards her chin. Sasuke watched the trail intently and Hinata gave a a weird look.

"What?" Hinata asked as she swallowed a mouthful of apple and Sasuke smirked.He leaned in closer, resting his left hand on her knee, and with a small flick of his tounge the trail of juice was gone. Hinata blushed and Sasuke captured her lips with his and her eyes fluttered closed as she melted into the kiss.

"Ahem." Temari fake coughed and the couple stopped kissing.

"We would like to eat. Not watch porn."Hinata blushed and Sasuke reluctantly backed away from her.

"I'm hust messing with ya Hina! Go on and have fun with your ice prince!" Temari smiled and Hinata blushed harder.The rest of lunch was uneventful, if you count Naruto choaking from eating to fast uneventful. Hinata liked to watch the senior girls walk around school in their bellies. It was like the lastest trend and it was quite amusing to see the underclass man look perplexed at the abnormal phenominon.(P/N: like did you guys see that?! I used like three big words! I'm like so smart!)

Soon it was time to go home and Hinata decided to go to Sasuke's house. She knew she wouldn't get any homework done at home since Hanabi's friends were coming over for 'book club'.So when they got to his house they got to his house they were surprised to see Fugaku Uchiha pulling up behind them. Hinata started to hyperventalate. She'd never talked to Fugaku or been in his presence with only one other person. What if he was just like her father and he objected to their marriage. Sasuke didn't look the least bit phased but he took his time parking the car and getting out. He walked around to Hinata's side and opened the door. He kissed her forehead and held his hand out for her.

"He won't bite you, much." Sasuke smirked.Hinata playfully slapped him on the arm but felt better a little bit better. She stepped out of the car and turned her head to see Fugaku Uchiha staring at her with wide shocked eyes. The older Uchiha quickly parked his car and roughly opened the door. Sasuke smirked knowing exactly what his father was thinking and he didn't flinch when his father roughly grabbed the collar of his shirt.

"Dammit boy what did I tell you!" Fugaku hissed.

"She's not pregnant." Sasuke stated blankly.

"Its a project."Fugaku slowly let Sasuke down, slightly embarased by his behavior in front of his soon to be daughter. Sasuke smirked and glanced at Hinata, she had so many emotions going on in those pale eyes. How could one person have so many emotions with out exploding? Then again he himself had the emotion range of a teaspoon(P/N: stole that from Harry Potter! Cho Changy no speaky! HP rap on Comcast) so he couldn't really talk. Fugaku then turned to the tiny Hyuga and held out his hand.

"Hello. My name is Fugaku Uchiha. Sasuke's father." Fugaku said in a very buisness-like manner.Hinata shook his hand and Sasuke just stood there looking bored."Lets get inside so you can tell me about this "project" of yours." Fugaku said to no one in particular and started to head inside of the house.Sasuke too Hinata's hand and headed in after his moody father. Fugaku led them to the living room and sat across from the two.

"So tell me what's going on." Fugaku said getting comfortable.Sasuke glanced at Hinata who seemed to have lost her voice so he spoke for her.

"We have an end of the year parenting project. Hinata has to wear that belly thing for four days then we get this mechanical baby to take care of for a week then we have this toddler thing to take care of for a weekend." Sasuke sighed and Fugaku furrowed his brow.

"In my day we had an egg. None of the camera in the baby stuff." Fugaku shrugged and there was another awkward silence.

"Miss Hyuga. I haven't heard you speak at all. Tell me why do you want to be attached to my brash, hard headed, and rude son?" Fugaku asked and Hinata looked at her lap before speaking.

"Well I, I don't r-really know a a specific reason, but he- he's always been there for me. And you're r-r-right he is rude and hard headed and and he has an anger pro-problem but that...that's what makes me l-love him I guess." Hinata blushed and Fugaku placed his head in his hand and looked inquiringly at the young heiress.

"Really now?" Fugaku said and Hinata blushed.Sasuke was quite impressed with Hinata's answer. It made him love her more, if that was even possible. Fugaku then got up from his spot and pulled out his phone.

"Well I think its time that I've had a talk with your family. Its only proper that I meet them. After all you guys marrying means a combined buisness. And a combined buisness means more money and more money means beer and early retirement." Fugaku said and Sasuke rolled his eyes at his father's antics.Fugaku went into another room and Hinata let out a sigh of relif. Sasuke quirked an eyebrow.

"What's wrong with you?" Sasuke asked gruffly and Hinata shook her head.

"Nothing it just that your father is very intimidating."

"No he's not. He's an old drunk with too much money." Sasuke shrugged and Hinata smiled.

"And that makes you the son of the old drunk with too much money the spend." Hinata giggled softly and Sasuke leaned into her so that they were only a breath apart.

"And you will soon be the wife of the son of the old drunk with too much money to spend." Sasuke said huskily and captured her lips with his.

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P/N: alright ya'll now since I took time out of my busy schedule to write this I suggest ya'll review it or face the wrath of 2kindsofangry and Ghetto Tessa! So REVIEW! You know you want to!

(T/N: Sorry guys. I've been backpacking in Wyoming. Twas fun, yah! Anyway, I'm back now so Ill probably be uploading a chapter/story a day depending on how lazy I feel or how much homework I have. Plus, I'm not allowed to edit these stories anymore because Paige claims they're 'already edited'. So if you see any mistakes, it aint my fault! Hope you guys enjoyed your break from this fanfic. Love. You. Guys. :D)