-1Denpa Henkan! Uzumaki Naruto! On Air!
Summary: A NarutoXRNR/MMSF Cross story. While town gazing at the hokage monuments, Naruto finds something...well more like something interesting finds Naruto.Watch as Naruto fights with his new powers to protect his precious people. RockmanXHarem
Chapter summary: It's Christmas. And Naruto tries to accomplish his biggest Christmas dream. To get a snowman to last all Christmas night. Unfortunately, that's not as easy as it looks…
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I had an error in chapter two.
This…academy student learned how to move as fast as someone using the Shunshin no Jutsu merely by watching it! And is using it right now!
I meant that Naruto moved twice as fast as someone using the Shunshin no Jutsu because as it turns out, the Shunshin no Jutsu is a justu normal genin fresh out of the academy learn. And Gear Second allows Naruto to not use, but to move twice as fast without using chakra. It's kind of confusing, but you'll learn to ignore it. D
My reasons for writing this chapter, I have writers block and decided to write a Christmas special. Since its…let's see…seventeen days until Christmas, (Today is December eighth) I probably wont release this until the twentieth.)
A/N: Uh ignore the paragraph above, it seems that I had BIG writers block and didn't actually resume this chapter until two days after Christmas…
By the way, I'm trying to make each chapter at least six thousand words. That's the reason why updates take a while. But it'll all be worth it.
Disclaimer: Hourou Shunketsu does not own Ryuusei No Rockman or any of its characters, or Naruto or any of its characters...or the Nintendo DS...
Ok, let's see…on with the story.
Today was December twenty fourth, otherwise known at the night/day before Christmas, or Christmas eve.
Uzumaki Naruto, he's a blond guy. He's the not smartest noodle in a ramen bowl. Frankly put. Although, he may have his moments.
Naruto is a nice guy. This year, he has two objectives. His first; every year he would buy all the girls he knew in his class a gift. He wasn't trying to woo them. Whatever that meant. He would buy the guys he knew a present also. Even Sasuke. Honest! But when you think about it, buying another guy a gift makes you seem like a homosexual. Even if your not.
His second objective, is to keep a snowman up all night until Christmas morning. Unfortunately, since he doesn't have a house, if he would make a snowman in front of his apartment, people could break it down and Naruto couldn't do anything about it. Of course this was the hardest objective, so Naruto will do this one after finishing his first objective.
Naruto stood in his house getting ready. He wore his orange shorts, his black undershirt, and a bigger version of his old orange jacket unzipped. It reached down to his lower thigh. The only differences from this one, and his older one, is that there was none of that fur material on the collar, and the blue was gone. And lastly, his headband. To get into the Christmas mood, Naruto changed the blue fabric the headband held previously to red. Plus, the ends of the fabric had the Santa hat puff ball thingy on each end. It may have looked goofy, but Naruto liked it.
Naruto opened his door, walked out, and closed it. Locking it in the process. He then started jumping from roof to roof to stores he thought would be good for buying gifts.
He only knew four girls, so it shouldn't be too hard right? Wrong.
Naruto almost knew nothing of the opposite sex. All he knew was that some were weird, like Hinata. Some were boy obsessed, like both Ino and Sakura. Some were easily angered. Or had a short temper, such as both Ino and Sakura. Also Ayame too.
Naruto stopped his jumping from roof to roof in front of Mal-mart. The place was amazing; with almost anything a human person would need to survive: food, liquidly substance safe to drink without harming the body whatsoever, games, beds, TV's. Etc.
Safe to say, it was better than 'Wal-Mart' across the street. Naruto glared at the store behind him. It had a few people here and there going in and out. Not as much as Mal-mart though.
Naruto walked onto the black 'carpet' and the door slid open. How? Naruto had no idea. But he didn't want to go on over and over again about it in his mind. Walking around the huge store, Naruto gazed around, wondering what item he should buy first. But he had to choose first.
"Hmmm. Ayame's place is pretty close here so maybe I should start with her." Naruto mumbled to himself. Naruto was so lost in his own thoughts, that he didn't notice that he had walked into the lingerie part of the place. He never noticed until he ran into something soft. It was something he never experienced before. Not even the soft pillow he bought last week. He backed up a step and blinked at the figure in front of him. His eyes bulged out of his head and started to turn red.
Right in front of him was non other than Ayame herself.
"Naruto-kun! Whats with the straight forward attitude? Going into my chest like that, as if you owned them." She huffed, with a red tint on her cheeks. Naruto responded something that was impossible to understand. Ayame just huffed once more and close her eyes.
"Don't do it again." Was all she said before she spun around and started walking the other way. Naruto just blinked in confusion and watched as she walked off. She then stopped in her tracks, and looked with interest at what looked like a choker with a tiny bell on it. She then frowned, and walked away. Not before sighing.
Naruto blinked and ran to where the choker was. He looked at it. It was pretty nice, and it would make Ayame look pretty cute. He imagined the thought in his head and blushed. But then he looked at the price tag. His eyes widened. No wonder she frowned, it costs quite a penny.
Good thing Naruto has been saving up from the weekly allowance he receives from the old man. Altogether, it was way more than enough to get it. He took it off of the rack, and held it with his hand.
He pulled out his DS and used the touch screen to mark off the following:
Ayame: Check
Hinata:
Ino:
Sakura:
Naruto then proceeded to look for a present for Hinata.
"What would be a good present Hinata-san?" Naruto mumbled. He never got to know the girl that well. All he knew was that she grew red every time she looked at him, and would either freeze up, or faint. Based on those facts, Naruto decided to pull a cliché and get her a stuffed animal.
Rushing over to the stuffed animals section, Naruto saw many of them. But not one of them would fit Hinata. Until he saw a stuffed fox. He didn't know why, but he decided to get it for her.
Ayame: Check
Hinata: Check
Ino:
Sakura:
Naruto then pondered about Ino and Sakura. They both like Sasuke. That was all he knew. Until it hit him. He would stea- uh borrow two items from Sasuke and would give it to them. It was perfect!
Luckily, Sasuke was in the store. Unfortunately, he was on his way out. Naruto rushed to the register and paid for the two items. He then proceeded to quietly follow Sasuke from behind.
But first, he formed a cross seal.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu." A clone appeared next to Naruto. The real one then grabbed a trash bin and jumped inside. The clone pushed it. Following Sasuke.
Every time Sasuke would turn around, the real Naruto would duck and hide in the bin. While the clone would hide behind it. Thus, making the most perfect disguise.
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Finally, they reached the Uchiha compound. Sasuke walked into his house solemnly. Naruto jumped out of the trash bin and tried to land nicely. Only to slip on the ice and fall on his head. His clone sweat dropped. Then the clone transformed into a mouse, while Naruto transformed into a big dog.
The sweat drop on the clone grew. How could HE be such an idiot? Which was actually himself, but isn't at the same time.
"Huh?" The clone said.
"What?"
"Nothing!"
"Ok. Here's what we do. I'm going to distract Sasuke by barking continuously. While you sneak into his room and grab two items. And make sure they're not his boxers…or underwear…or anything that touches his skin for more than ten minutes." Naruto added with a sweat drop.
The clone nodded.
Naruto proceeded to Sasuke's window and started barking.
At first, Sasuke just yelled at him to stop. But Naruto didn't. Sasuke was becoming more and more annoyed and agitated. Until he couldn't take it anymore. Sasuke jumped out of his window and started to chase Naruto around the neighborhood. Naruto ran on all fours, trying to buy time for his clone.
Meanwhile, mouse Naruto crept into Sasuke's room. He then changed back to his human self and looked/scanned the room. It looked pretty normal: a clock, a futon. A dresser. But then two things caught Naruto's eyes. It was a picture of Sasuke. And the second was a mini statue of Sasuke.
"Why the hell does he have stuff that shows himself?" The clone mumbled.
But he took them anyway. The clone then turned on his DS and turned on pictochat.
"Mission Accomplished."
Meanwhile, the real Naruto eventually ran out Sasuke. He transformed back into his human self and felt his DS vibrating.
He pulled it out and saw two words. "Mission Accomplished." Naruto replied:
"Hurry up and get out of there. Sasuke's on the way back."
Naruto ran out of the Uchiha district and waited for his clone.
One minute later, the clone came back with the items in his hands. He gave them to Naruto and disappeared with a 'poof'.
Naruto was about to leave, until a voice came from behind.
"Oi."
He turned around, and none other than Sasuke was there.
"Why are you here?" He asked.
"None of your business."
"Tell me! We're aquaitences right?" Naruto looked at him with a puzzled look.
"What kind of sick, twisted mentally deranged game are you playing?" Naruto asked. With the same puzzled face.
"Next thing I know, you think we're friends."
"Aren't we?"
"That's it!" Naruto yelled, then proceeded to run home. Leaving a confused Sasuke.
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He ran inside his house and locked the door. Spreading out the four items, Naruto proceeded to wrap them. Starting with the choker. Then the stuffed fox, then the two oddly disturbing items Sasuke had.
Finishing with a bow on each present.
He placed all of them in a bag and went to Ayame's house. It was somewhat late, so Naruto decided he would just sneak in through Ayame's window and deliver the present there.
Naruto formed a cross seal and made several bunshins. The all grabbed each other to form a human ladder, which Naruto used to climb. He opened the window and climbed in, dismissing the clones while doing it.
Naruto scanned the room, he couldn't find Ayame in it.
"Ayame-chan." He called out softly.
But silence.
He was about to call again, until a door to his right opened, and there stood Ayame in a towel. It looked like she just got out of the shower. And she did.
They stood there in awkward silence for what seemed like hours, when in reality it had only been a few seconds.
They both turned red.
"Naruto-kun! What are you doing in my room?!" She yelled and asked. With an accusing finger pointed in his direction.
"I-you-but-just-" Naruto tried to respond but only failed miserably. But then,
"I just wanted to give you this…" He replied. Holding out his present to her. It was amazing he could speak without stuttering that time.
She stared at it questioningly, and took it with her right hand.
"Whats this?" She asked. He chuckled softly.
"You have to open it to find out." He replied. Smiling.
She unwrapped the bow and the wrapping to reveal a box. She opened it to find the choker she had been eying earlier on. She looked up at Naruto. Who had a embarrassed look on his face.
"Well, I saw you look at it today, and I thought that it would look great on you." He responded with a grin. All the while, rubbing the back of his head sheepishly.
She didn't respond, which made Naruto feel even more nervous. But at last, she did.
"You know, a choker is something that is supposed to make someone's sexual appeal higher." She said looking down with a bigger blush.
"Wha? It is?" Naruto asked. Embarrassed, his blush matched hers. "Gomen."
"B-but I like it!" She responded. His head perked up.
"You do?"
"Yeah. Normally, I would be offended at this. But since you didn't mean it in any perverted way, I won't be mad."
"Alright!" Naruto said, pumping his hand. "Well, I better get going." Naruto said, turning around.
"Matte!" She called out. Naruto turned around. She gave him a kiss on the cheek right there and then.
His eyes widened. After a few seconds, she pulled back and her face turned redder than a tomato in the middle of the road on Thanksgiving day. She then quickly walked to her door and left. Leaving Naruto in a daze.
Naruto then left.
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(A/N: Sorry if this is a little sappy…)
Once he left, he immediately began running to the Hyuuga compound. It was pretty easy to find. I mean, a four story mansion in Konoha is somewhat hard to miss…
The only real challenge was to find one room in the whole compound. Naruto jumped on the roof of, and scanned the window. There was a shadow behind the curtains. Justding from the…'bumps' on the shadow's chest, it was indeed a women.
I think this is Hinata-san's room. Naruto thought. He then opened the window by placing his hands on the glass, and push it to the side. Jumping in, Naruto said "Hinata-san?". Only to find out that the figure in the room was a man. Wearing a dress, with grapefruits for replacement for the chest.
They looked at each other in awkward silence.
"Uh…" Naruto started.
"I can explain!" The man shouted, holding his hand out in front of him.
"Please…don't." Naruto said. Before backing up and searching for another room.
Twenty windows later…
Naruto reached the twenty-first window. Naruto heard whoever was in the room mutter something, it was a high voice, so Naruto was positive it was a girl this time.
Peeking in the window, Naruto glanced in the room. The person in the room noticed his presence and stared back.
It was indeed a girl, but it wasn't the girl he was looking for. She didn't seem alarmed by him, so Naruto thought it was safe to ask her a question.
"Ano, you wouldn't happen to know where Hinata-san is would you?"
"My sister? She's in the room next to me." She said with a bored face pointing her thumb to the right. That's camera right by the way.
"Ah, arigato uh…" Naruto paused.
"Hanabi."
"Hanabi-san? Really?" She nodded. "I love fireworks! They're so pretty." Naruto said, with a grin.
She didn't show any emotion, but she did blush. So she just turned around and pretended not to be interested.
Naruto hopped to the next room.
"I really hope this is the room." Naruto said to himself.
He repeated the process he had previously done twenty one times before: approach the window, open window with both hands, peek through the curtain. And run away if target is not the required target.
Looking inside, Naruto saw a bare back in front of him. Of course, he didn't know what it was. So being curious, Naruto hopped in the room, and reached out to feel the back. As soon as he touched the object, the object jumped in surprise.
She turned around, but not all the way around, with her hands covering her chest with a huge blush on her face. It only grew bigger when she saw who it was in her room.
"Eek!" She shouted. And was about to shout more, until Naruto came up to her, and closed her mouth with his hand. Hinata used both of her hands to try to get his hand off, but was futile. Until, Naruto looked down to see what boys his age wouldn't see for another few years. Naruto blushed, and turned around. It was obvious that Hinata was in the middle of changing.
Hinata became confused, and then looked down to see herself exposed to the man she loved. Good thing she wasn't bottomless. Or she might of passed out right there.
"N-Naruto-kun, p-please stay like that u-until I get d-dressed."
Naruto waited in awkward silence. He could hear her clothes shuffling around. Naruto even considered turning around, only to bang himself in the head for even thinking of the idea.
"I'm done." She said quietly. Naruto barely heard her.
"Hehe, sorry about that." He said grinning while rubbing the back of his head. Hinata nodded, meaning it was something like "It's ok".
She stood there with her head hanging. Her bangs covered her eyes. Obviously still embarrassed.
They stood in even more awkward silence. Naruto couldn't take it anymore and came up with a thought.
"Well I have to get going. But before I go, here's a little Christmas present." Naruto said. Pulling the box out of nowhere behind his back. He tossed it softly to her. She fumbled with the present before it rested in her hands.
"A-arigatou…" She said before opening the present softly. The contents of the box dropped to the ground and she pulled out the plushy. Immediately, her face brightened up and hugged Naruto.
After a few seconds, she let go. She held the plushy close to her as if it was the world to her. (To her, it probably is.) She looked at Naruto, who at this point was starting to leave.
"Bye bye. Ureshii Noeru Hinata-san." Before jumping out.
A/N: The statement above means Happy Christmas. It may not be the exact translation, but it seems pretty cool to me. P
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A/N: I'm just going to start wrapping it up since I can't really write anything romantic with Sakura or Ino. Plus…giving a girl a picture of anyone but yourself is…somewhat weird…it was a last minute thing by the way….
Naruto wanted to quickly finish his objectives, as Christmas was coming soon. So, Naruto left the present for Sakura and rang the doorbell and ran as his life depended on it.
He did the same for Sakura.
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"Phew! Finally! Objective one, completed!" Naruto said as he stretched.
"Now for objective two!" He then formed a cross seal.
"Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" Three clones appeared next to him. He then began to give orders to them.
"Okay, you, Naruto number one, make the biggest piece. Naruto number two, make the middle piece. And Naruto number three, make the smallest piece. A.K.A. the head. I'll go look for a carrot, branches, and some other third thing."
"Hai!"
They all scattered to do their part.
Naruto number three finished the head quite easily. It was the easiest part of a snowman.
Naruto number two had some difficulties with his, but completed it easily.
Naruto nimber one had the most difficulties. It was the biggest part of a snowman and right nowm it was a little bigger than the middle part of the snowman. Now, he was having some trouble finishing the snowman bottom. It took longer than Naruto number three and two took together. But he eventually finished it.
The three worked together to complete the snowman by putting them in order, from smallest to largest. It was quite easy.
A few moments later, the real Naruto came back with a carrot, two nice braches, and a bag of sour gummy worms.
"Uh, I understand the carrot and the branches, but why the gummy worms?" Naruto number two asked.
"Well I did say some other third thing…" Naruto said with a sweat drop. The others followed suit with their own sweat drop.
"Anyway, lets finish this puppy-uh…snowman up." Naruto said as he shoved one branch into the side, and did the same with the other. He then shoved the carrot into the middle of the head. Thus, the snowman was finished!
Naruto dismissed his clones. Then he took out his DS and shook it. Suddenly, War-Rock came out looking a little sleepy. Naruto turned on his Bijuaru-Me.
"Baka, take it easy. I'm trying to sleep."
"You've been sleeping for the last two chapters!" Naruto said angrily.
"What does that mean?" Naruto groaned in exasperation.
"Never mind! Just look at what I made!"
War-Rock turned his head to the side to look at the snowman.
"What of it…?"
"Pretty cool huh?"
"No…"
"You don't need to be so blunt…"
"So why did you make it?"
"Well, every year during Christmas, I've always made a snowman. And on Christmas morning, I always find it smashed. So this year, I'm going to stay out all night to protect the snowman I made. So this time, it will survive." Naruto explained.
"Psh, Earthlings…"
"Well just keep me company for the remainder of the night."
"Fine fine."
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"How long has it been?" Naruto asked. He felt as bored as ever.
"The last time you asked me, it was a minute. And in a few seconds, it'll be a minute and a half."
"Are you serious!?" Naruto asked, with his eyes almost bulging out of his head. War-Rock only nodded.
"AH!" Naruto groaned in exasperation for the second time that night.
"Oh I know! Why don't you answer some questions that I have on Earth? That always seems to pass the time."
"Hmmm ok. Sure, I don't see why not."
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"And that's where babies come from."
"Are you serious!?" War-Rock's eyes felt like popping out.
"Yes, all the way down there." Naruto said, with his eyes closed.
"Wow, and I thought they always came from the stork."
"Nope, I'd like to say they come from the stork too, but I'd be lying."
"So, babies come from California…"
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Naruto got curious and asked War-Rock how long they had until sun would come up. Which is about at five thirty A.M..
"It's about two thirty."
"Oh man! Three more hours!"
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"I'm telling you War-Rock! An avocado is a fruit!"
"It's a vegetable baka! Avocado's aren't sweet!"
"Then explain the lemon."
"That's a cheap shot! Besides, an avocado does not have any seeds!"
"Then explain that giant seed in the middle of the avocado!"
"Its..! Plainly a giant…shell! Yeah! A shell! Not a seed!"
"…That's the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard in my natural born life!"
"Well, that's because your not natural!"
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Naruto started to ask War-Rock the time, but he beat him to the punch.
"Three thiry A.M.."
"Damn!"
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"So, why do they call it New Hampshire, if there was never a plain old Hampshire?" War-Rock asked.
"I don't know! I wasn't at the meeting!"
"But that doesn't make sense!"
"A lot of things don't make sense!"
Silence occurred.
"So is there a old York?" War-Rock asked.
Naruto threw a punch at War-Rock. Only for it to faze through him.
"Shut up! That's enough history questions for tonight!"
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"Four thirty" War-Rock said as he saw Naruto begin to ask.
"Yes! So close! And so far, nobody's come to sabotage this snowman!"
Suddenly, a snowball was thrown at his face.
"Peh! Who threw that? Show yourself!"
Silence occurred for the second time that night.
"Well?!" Naruto started to get impatient.
"Naruto, turn on your Bijuaru-Me." Naruto did as told and saw a snowman floating in front of him.
"What the hell? Who are you?"
"I am the might, the powerful, the awesome-" He pasued for dramatic effect. "Snowmanman."
Silence once again occurred for the third time that night.
"Uh…Snowmanman?" He nodded. Naruto and War-Rock looked at him, then at each other, then at him again. Then at each other. They suddenly busted into laughter.
"Oh my god! That's the lamest name I've ever heard!" Naruto laughed, holding his stomach while pointing a finger at Snowmanman. War-Rock was laughing so hard he couldn't do anything.
"Shut up!"
"Sorry!" Naruto said, still laughing. "It's just, that why didn't you call yourself Snowman?" Naruto said as his and War-Rock's laughter died down. He wiped a tear from his eye.
"Because, that dude behind you already took it." He said, pointing in Naruto and War-Rock's direction.
"Say wha?" Naruto asked as he turned around. "No one's behind us."
"The snowman baka!"
Naruto turned around once again. He saw the snowman.
"But he's not alive."
"So? Everyone makes those every year, and I feel that its disgracing me! So I destroy them!" Naruto and War-Rock sweat dropped.
"So…y-you're the one who smashes my snowman every year! You bastard!" Snowmanman just smirked and jumped onto a wave road.
Naruto responded and threw a kunai up at him. Then he jumped on the wave road. Only to fall through it. Naruto landed on his head.
Snowmanman and War-Rock just sweat dropped.
"Baka! We're supposed to go through Denpa Henkan first!" Naruto's eyes turned small as he scratched the back of his head.
"Hehe, I knew that! I was just testing you!"
"Baka! How was that testing me-"
"Anyway! Here we go!" Naruto said as he picked up his DS.
"Denpa Henkan! Uzumaki Naruto! On Air!" Naruto shouted. Light surrounded him, and once it dispersed, our favorite blue bomber appeared: Rockman! Except, a few select thingd were different. Such as Naruto's suit and armor and helmet being red. Plus, the odd jet pack like thing on his back became a Santa bag. And as the last touch, the spikes on his ears had Santa puff balls hanging by a string (Literally) on the tips.
"War-Rock! Like my new Santa suit?"
"Hell no! What the heck did you do to our normal outfit?!"
"Hacking my friend, Google and for the win!" Naruto said with a victory pose. War-Rock sweat dropped. Naruto then jumped on the Wave road.
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Naruto appeared on the wave road that Snowmanman currently occupied.
"I will not let you ruin my snowman!" Naruto said, with his War-Rock head sticking out, pointing at Snowmanman.
"You can't stop me!" Snowmanman said as he ran towards Naruto's snowman. However, Naruto quickly teleported to Snowmanman and did a roundhouse kick to his head. It didn't knock him down, but it sure did stop him.
"Like I said! I won't let you ruin my Snowman Snowmanman! Wow that's a mouthful…" Naruto said with a confused look. Which caused War-Rock to sweat drop once again.
"This kid is persistent." Snowmanman said as he wiped his mouth.
"Hey War-Rock, this guy is made of snow right? So that means heat should be his weakness!"
"Uh sure, right. Why not?" War-Rock said as he seemed unsure.
"All right then!" Naruto dug for a battle card.
HeatBall
Lob a fire bomb at your enemy!
"Battle card! HeatBall! Activate!" Naruto said and threw the card in the air, which War-Rock then ate.
Naruto's hand/War-Rock's head then turned into a hand and a ball appeared in it. Naruto then threw it at Snowmanman. Who at this point was still recovering from the roundhouse kick earlier. Having no options, he chose to take the attack.
As soon as the ball had physical contact with Snowmanman, it exploded with a cloud of smoke.
The cloud of smoke soon dispersed to reveal that Snowmanman was damaged, but not much.
"I forgot to mention that even though snow/ice is weak against heat, it takes a lot of heat to take down a snow/ice enemy."
Naruto sweat dropped.
"I'd never thought I'd have to resort to this…" Naruto said softly.
"What? Think?"
"No!-Well…I guess that would work…but I think it'd be easier to combine a bunch of heat Battle Cards together." Naruto said, hitting his two head hands together. Causing War-Rock to gain a huge bump.
"Okay, first card! He'll be pretty hard to get into a series of combos with, so a stun card should be good for the first of the combo. Or a slow down card." Naruto said rummaging through the pouch on his lower belt.
Gravity Seal
Places a seal on one enemy and places X times as much gravity on the enemy as long as the user continuously pumps chakra into the seal. The more chakra there is, the more gravity is placed.
"Battle card! Gravity Seal! Activate!" The seal appeared on Snowmanman and Naruto started to pump chakra into it. He wanted to slow him down enough so that he would stop moving, so Naruto pumped even more chakra in. Until finally, Snowmanman could barely move.
"Yosh! Next!"
Magic Crystal
Summons a magician for ten seconds that'll shoot fire at enemies.
"Battle card! Magic Crystal! Activate!"
A small virus appeared next to Naruto. It wore a purple hat with something that looked like a magnifying glass symbol on it. It's body was lavender. It's hands were pale and it held a yellow staff that was shaped like a crescent moon at the end.
It started to shoot fireballs at Snowmanman.
Tail Burner
Summons a lizard that'll attack the enemy with a flamethrower for ten seconds.
"Battle Card! Tail Burner! Activate!"
Another virus appeared next to Naruto. It was a red lizard, with green eyes, four legs with two claws on the end of each, with a tail that had a lively flame flickering upon it.
It unleashed a flamethrower attack at Snowmanman.
"Last card!"
Fire Bazooka
Hit enemy with a strong stream of fire.
"Battle card!" Fire Bazooka! Activate!" War-Rock turned into a yellow cannon.
Naruto aimed it at Snowmanman and fired continuously. Now, three streams of fire were being fired at Snowmanman. After five more seconds, the magician disappeared. And after another five seconds, the lizard disappeared. And after fire more seconds, Naruto stopped firing his bazooka. Naruto then transformed it back into War-Rock's head.
When the cloud of smoke dispersed from Snowmanman, Naruto's eyes widened. He was still standing. But was still relieved. He didn't want to kill him, even if he is a bad guy.
Using the last of his strength, Snowmanman hopped to Naruto's snowman.
"Hey! Where did he go?" Naruto said looking around. He was so preoccupied on whatever he was thinking about to notice that Snowmanman disappeared. Naruto's eyes widened.
"He didn't!" Naruto turned around and hopped off the wave road and to his snowman. To his horror, he saw a giant pile of slush.
"NO!" Naruto yelled out. He immediately ran over to his snowman and transformed back into our favorite blond.
Said blonde mourned over the slush.
"Fredrick! Forgive me!"
"Who the hell is Fredrick?"
"Hell if I know. I just saw it on a soap opera."
"Well you shouldn't copy- Wait, did you say you got it from a soap opera?" He nodded. "You watch soap operas?"
"No! I just channel surf!"
"Get your hands off me!"
"Huh?" Naruto scanned for where the voice had come from. It had come from the ground. Naruto looked down. And his eyes bulged out of his head.
"What the heck are you doing here?!" Naruto said. Or rather he yelled. Where Naruto was mourning, was not Snowman, but Snowmanman.
"I was going to destroy your snowman before I retreated, but I noticed how peaceful it looks just standing there. Destroying it, would be like destroying myself."
"Hehe, I guess you're a nice guys after all. Sorry to mess you up so badly."
"Don't worry about that, I deserved it. Now let me rest in peace."
"Hey, you'll just become snow, then melt, then evaporate into the air, the turn into water vapor, and then next year, I'll see you again. You'll be falling as rain many times before I meet you though." Naruto explained with a thumbs up and a grin.
"How do you know that? I thought I was the smart one here." War-Rock said. Naruto sweat dropped.
"You don't even know what a fly is."
"A what?"
"Exactly."
"Hey! I'm about to melt here, so I'll see you guys next year!" His voice started to fade away as his face soon matched with the snow on the ground.
"I hope I see you again…" Naruto said as Snowmanman disappeared.
"That…was rather odd." Breaking the moment.
"Baka! Can't you keep a moment steady?" War-Rock was about to reply, but Naruto just sighed.
They stood and watched the sun come up. Finally, for the first time, Naruto successfully completed his second objective.
Naruto stretched his arms back and gave out a big yawn.
"Boy I'm tired! Let's go to sleep War-Rock."
"I like the way you're thinking as they headed back home. Or rather, Naruto's home.
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"I don't get why you went through all that trouble and you didn't get anything back!"
"Well it's a Earth tradition. Yeah, a tradition, you can call it that. But the point isn't to receive, but to give."
"But those girls received something, but they didn't give you anything!"
"When you put it that way, you make it sound bad."
"It is bad!"
"Just forget about it and go to sleep."
"…"
Silence occurred in Naruto's room.
"No seriously, why do they call it New Yor-"
"GOOD NIGHT WAR-ROCK!" Naruto yelled as he threw a pillow at his DS/War-Rock's home.
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Next morning, Naruto heard soft knocking at his door. Naruto didn't lock his door, so he expected for whoever it was to come in. But the knocks became more frequent and louder. Until Naruto couldn't take it anymore.
He stomped to his door and opened it, with a angry face.
"…Ohayo…?" He said rubbing one eye. He saw Misora at his doorstep.
"M-Misora-chan? What are you doing here?"
"It's Christmas morning silly. Here's your present!" Misora said, handing him a small gift wrapped present.
"Hm?" Naruto mumbled confused. He opened the gift and pulled out the contents inside. It was a black necklace with a yellow star shaped stone hanging from it.
A/N: Think of Subaru's/Geo's necklace.
"Wow! Arigato Misora-chan." Naruto said as he placed it over his head. "I love it!" He ruffled her hair softly which made her blush softly. They stood there for a few more seconds. Naruto felt as if Misora was waiting for something.
"Well?" She asked. Breaking the silence.
"Well what?"
"Did you get me anything?" Naruto's eyes widened. He felt as if the sky just came crashing down upon him. How could he forget a present for one of the most violent, short tempered girls he had ever met?
"Uh, uh, woosh!" Naruto made a wind noise as he softly threw his hat down to ground which was pretty far down considering how high he lived.
"Look what the wind did to my hat!" Naruto said. "I better get it." Naruto jumped down to the ground, picked up his hat and put it on.
"Hey look! A komodo dragon!" Naruto said pointing behind Misora.
"Where?" She looked but to no avail. "Naruto-kun, I don't see…any…thing…" She saw that he had started to dash off away from her.
"Baka Naruto-kun! You forgot to get me a present?!?!? Wait until I get my hands on you!" Was heard throughout the whole city.
Naruto shuddered. All the beatings he had received in his life were about to double as soon as Misora caught up with him.
Alright! Christmas special: Complete! It actually took me three weeks to finish…but I finished! This is the first update of the year on this chapter!
I'm going to start writing a New Years special. It might not be as long as this or the other chapters (Which by the way, this chapter is about six and a half thousand words) since I want to release it on the first day of the year. I might release it on the second with six-thousand words. I may not. Who knows?
This may be too late, but Merry Christmas!
Have a nice day.
