A/N: I'm on a roll, at the moment anyway, two chapters in a row, a new record... right... well anyway. Another chapter of the back up fic, as opposed to my major fic... hey, I lack inspiration, wtf am I supposed to do. Song and dance (starts the "peanut butter jelly" song) eh no.
and to dragon man 180, I've outlined the next few chapters, you will like the one after this one, chapter 5 is something you'll like.
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Kakashi had just recommended his team for the chuunin exam, and had put down a rather livid Iruka, never seen him like that, and was about to shut off his attention span for the rest of the meeting when the hokage suddenly spoke up.
"Kakashi, as for another matter, you're team will have four new members from now on, they are too new to participate in the chuunin exams, but I would like you to accept them to your squad."
Kakashi suddenly had a very bad feeling, "and these members are?" he asked in a worried tone.
"Those newcomers in the village, it would seem they cant pay for some of our services, but are willing to work off the debt, and have been assigned to your team for missions."
"Can I assume by newcomers you mean the aliens?" I hate being right.
the rest of the jounin heard this and snickered at the moronic assumption that the great copy ninja had apparently made. Until the hokage said, "yes." and they all had to pick up their jaws from the floor. "I see you all missed the memo, I put it in the briefing manual you're all supposed to read monthly." at this, multiple people made innocent whistling noises, shifted eyes, and or just laughed in a manner that said, 'I don't ever read those'. The hokage, was rightfully irritated, and pinched the bridge of his nose and dismissed the meeting.
Kakashi merely decided to let the matter slide until the morning, and tell his team to meet him at the bridge by their training grounds, he would get the... whatever in the morning. In the mean time however, a new volume of make out paradise was out, and he had to secure a copy for the coming exams. It was a matter of life and death.
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The genin stood on the bridge, having had their various disturbing revelations at what they gave up to come on time. Once such conversations were over however, they noticed the absence of their sensei, and wondered where he was. At the time they dismissed the matter, thinking that a trained veteran such as himself couldn't take too long to arrive.
4 hours... they had been waiting here for 4 hours, Kakashi had said he would meet them here on time today, but he had not arrived. To say the least, Naruto Uzumaki and Sakura Haruno were pissed. They were just about to have an anger induced aneurism. Sasuke was none to pleased either, but luckily, the copy ninja Kakashi chose that time to jump to the top of one of the crosses over the bridge.
Sakura and Naruto then both yelled in unison, "YOU'RE LATE!"
To which Kakashi replied, "I'm sorry, but I had to guide some new students to their teams for training, and was delayed." he waved his hand to imply they should send all their blame to the students instead of him
"LIAR! There's no one in Konoha who's so stupid it would take that long" Sakura yelled.
"Actually he speaks the truth." a golden armored elite said as he walked around the corner, followed closely by his companions.
Sakura then said, "then I guess it's okay he's four hours late. It would take awhile to guide someone THAT foreign."
The red armored one gawked at that and stated, "but he only met up with us twenty minutes ago."
The elites glared at Kakashi, not being in the mood for their guide to be acting so foolishly. The genin merely glared at Kakashi. Both parties relented after a bit, realizing that it was having no effect one eyed ninja.
Naruto then saw fit to make a deduction, "well, I guess this means we're in the same squad now Jira." Jira merely nodded, Naruto was somewhat pleased, he liked the guy, or... did he even know which it was, na, has to be a guy. Naruto then took the time to note that... well... the elite wasn't exactly wearing any pants, but there wasn't anything there, best not think about it too much, im too young to scar myself for life now.
"Well, while im here, I have something to give you three." he then reached into the left pocket on his vest, and pulled out three forms. "Here are nomination forms for the chuunin exam." the elites looked on curiously in the background, obviously having no idea what he was talking about, with their lack of knowledge of ninja culture.
Naruto seemed to be the most enthusiastic person regarding the forms, "THANK YOU THANK YOU!! I LOVE YOU KAKASHI!!!" he yelled, before latching himself onto Kakashi.
"Hey! Get off, don't slobber on my vest." he said, before shoving Naruto off himself, and wiping off some spittle. "Now if you accept the offers, go to room 301 on the third floor of the main office, and turn in those forms by 6 days time."
"Chuunin exams, chuunin exams!" Naruto began to monologue, as he would for the next few hours. The group then dispersed, Sasuke just hmphing, as if he needed to act bad-ass or something. In reality, it would make him look arrogant, and most smart people would dismiss his input in situations for bias.
"And as for you all, I believe its time to see what your abilities are, but first, I'd like to know your names. Go by descending rank."
The gold elite snapped to attention first, clearly stating his name in a crisp though low tone "Orda 'Zaktee."
The spec op elite quickly inserted his name in an equally crisp tone, before Zuka could imply authority over him, "Qwaar 'Jet."
The major shot a look at Qwaar, before giving his name in a more humbled tone, "Zuka 'Yamee."
Jira gave his name in a more relaxed manner, and didn't even think to give proper posture to the human, despite the actions of his superiors "Jira 'Sakaree."
Kakashi gave a nod, closing his eye, then saying "All right, then I believe its time to-"
"I must interrupt," Orda said, "Zuka and myself have agreed to meet with the recovery team for our vessel in ten minutes, so we must take our leave."
"And I have to conduct repairs to my armor's systems, so I must head back to the hotel." Qwaar continued, before turning around and leaving."
Kakashi then took stock and saw that only Jira was left. "Sigh, well, I guess we ought to get going with our training at least." Jira simply nodded, and they walked over to the nearest training area.
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"Careful with the hull! Its damaged enough as it is." Orda yelled out at the human recover team. They had brought only two modified backhoes, a large forklift, and a flatbed, and expected to lift the multi ton aircraft without too much difficulty. "No!, your going to further damaged the gravity elevator, and the stabilizer is sheering off!"
The forklift and backhoe crews, responded by kindly showing him their middle fingers, and dropped the ship with a sickening crash on the flatbed.
The elite, recognizing this gesture, promptly walked over there, yanked a human from his seat, and slammed him against a tree. He then pulled out his sword, activated it, and slammed in into the tree with the humans neck between the two blades. "The only thing keeping me from slaughtering you here and now, is my patience, and the fact it may cause the village to attempt to kill us." the elite spat out to the humans face, "My patience is wearing thin, and if I were you, I would not count on deterrence to save yourself!"
The humans response was a nod, and an added moisture to his pants, which only added to the elites humor as he looked at the humans scared beyond belief face. He deactivated the blade, and let the human grunt as he dropped to the ground, the fall from being held at eye level with the much taller elite was none too comfortable.
"Well sir, at least all the parts are finally on the vehicle, and they are mostly intact." Zuka stated, hoping to prevent any other outbursts.
"Now to get this heap to the warehouse." the flatbed driver said.
Orda merely responded by dropping his head, gritting his teeth, and clenching his fist in furious anger. Zuka looked on, annoyed that his field master was already angered after he had just calmed him down. A particularly stupid human then chose that moment to walk over to the livid elite.
"Hey, squid-face, time to move!" he yelled, before the elite, promptly punched him in the face, sending him flying back, and took his seat in the forklift, before he was joined by Zuka riding on the side, hanging off the side mirror's scaffolding.
"You seem to have fallen human, due to this delay, you have to manage all the other equipment, and insure it is documented at the office." Orda kindly informed the human, who was too dazed to reply, the other villagers just remained silent with fake smiles, hoping not to get the shit kicked out of them by a pissed elite.
Zuka the gestured with his hand, gave a "WORT!" and they were off, the humans having assumed the meaning of the word.
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ZAP!
Qwaar, once again, showed his joy in maintaining machinery by giving a loud, "DAMMIT! That hurt, infernal device!" to say the least, Qwaar hated machines, almost as much as he hated his superiors, sniveling grunts, the loud rumblings of hunters, and arrogant morons. He turned the forceps that were in his maintenance kit again, attempting to get the plasma arc to flow into the third conduit properly again, the problem was it kept arcing towards his face for some reason or other.
Twist, ZAP!
"DAMN!"
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Jira was having great fun in his exercises. The one known as Kakashi had stated that he would test him (Jira) to see in what area's he needed training most. Then Kakashi had jumped and hidden himself in the tree's, and was throwing kunai, shuriken, and whatever he could at Jira. He found it amusing because he hadn't been hit yet, his motion tracker alerted him to the approach of the metal knives, and he dodged, shot, or sliced them as they came at him. He seemed to be making the human realize his skill.
LLL
Kakashi was appalled at the slow speed the elite was moving at. His movements were easy to read and sloppy, he had to destroy most of the knives because it seemed he couldn't dodge them all. It also seemed they weren't bluffing earlier, because it looked like he couldn't do any jutsu.
Kakashi finally saw fit to end this ploy, maybe some humiliation would help the elite focus on training in the future. With that, Kakashi lunged from the shrubbery, moved in behind the elite, yelling, "Thousand years of pain technique!" and press his fingers to the elites rump.
Only to have a spider-web of blue lines pop up and stop his finger, with a faint hiss of static electricity. He then saw were the elite made up in his speed, as he spun around, and punched Kakashi in the stomach, stunning him and knocking him breathless, before punching his head straight into the ground.
That, hurt... a lot. "Alright, I've got what a need, I'll have a proper training schedule for you tomorrow." he grunted out, picking himself up from the ground.
Jira gave a satisfied wort, and walked back to the apartment. Deciding that he might check how well Qwaar was coming along in his maintenance.
Kakashi, watched him leave while catching his breath. Well, least I know I don't need to train him in physical strength, anyone seen my lung.
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KER-ZAP!
"INFERNAL DEVICE OF HADES!"
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"Now that is a fine pile of shit, least its stored now." the human who was driving the flatbed said, forgetting the owners of said "pile of shit" were standing right next to him. He was reminded however, when he met the same fate as the last man, only he had a nice pile of splintery boxes to land in, the top of the pile then collapsed on top of him, further reminding him of the elites anger.
"Sir, maybe you should distance yourself from the apes. You could replace Jira at the training grounds." Zuka offered/suggested, he would not want to deal with the resulting situation if his superior actually caused lasting injury to one of the humans.
"Maybe that would be for the best, in the meantime, I must check on Qwaar, and see if his shields are up." Orda relented, hanging his head in a tired manner
"Is someone speaking of me?" Qwaar said, having just walked into the small office in the corner of the warehouse his voice currently being sounded over an intercom system, himself being visible through a wide window with his torso-plate and helmet missing. "I have to recover some tools from the- BY THE RINGS!!! WHAT HAVE THOSE MORONIC HUMANS DONE TO OUR SHIP!"
"I've already punished them for their actions, you see those fallen crates there," Orda said, perking up a little and pointing to the pile, "I knocked those down with a human who was particularly disrespectful."
Qwaar calmed down a bit, and opened the door leading out of the office to head towards the phantom and raid its repair kit. "By the way, Jira came back to the room earlier, apparently he's already done with his session."
"Convenient. I shall head to the sanctum and tell Jira to take my place in organizing the salvage." and with that, he left towards the hotel.
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Jira waited idly, sitting in the recliner in the room, currently wondering how to turn on the television in the room. I really wish to know why every human world I've seen has these in almost every room. Maybe I should have asked Qwaar when he was here. Further thoughts on the matter would have to wait because there was a knock on the door.
"Identify yourself." Jira said in an authoritative tone.
"Orda 'Zaktee, your commander."
"SIR!" Jira yelled back in surprise, quickly moving over to, then fumbling with the door to let in his commander. The door opened, and Jira barely held his thoughts out of his voice. He looks pathetic. What in the 7 rings did those humans do?
"I've come back to rest, take my position at the storage facility."
"Yes commander." Jira obediently responded, before headed out the door, noticing Qwaar coming down the hall as well, tools in hand. He gave a brief nod as he passed by, which Qwaar returned.
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Kakashi had just gotten a great idea to help the elites realize the importance of ninjutsu, he would get at least the commander to watch the ninja teams as they fought in the forest of death. He learned were the second exam would take place when he caught Anko eating dango on the side of the testing room while carrying moderate amounts of explosives. He only hoped she was sane when she set off said explosives, it wouldn't do to have anyone killed by the crazed proctor. He shook the thought from his mind, and checked the door with the note in his hand.
Room 117, this was it.
Kakashi gave a knock, and was greeted by a loud, "DAMMIT! WHAT DISTURBS MY REST!" and he thought of leaving while he still could, before the door slammed open to reveal a VERY pissed looking elite, luckily the elite he was looking for, or unluckily, depends how you look at it.
"Sorry, but I just thought you might wish to see ninja in action, as an orientation or something."
The elite groaned, pinching what would be the bridge of his nose if he had one. Kakashi then head a loud ZAP! Followed by an elites cursing.
"I suppose it would allow Qwaar to concentrate. May I assume there is an office somewhere?" Orda asked, beginning to look more tired then angry.
"No, well, not one that's accessible. I was actually expecting you to do your cloaking technique and following a team of your choice." Kakashi said, while looking expectant of the elites response.
"Very well, where is this arena or field or whatever means they take?"
"The forest of death, on the east side of the village."
Orda clicked his mandibles in mild surprise at the location's title, "I see. Qwaar, you remain here and continue maintenance, I'll leave and meet with Zuka."
Qwaar just gave a affirming wave, before resuming his work.
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They met at the field in front of the forest with little incident, Orda was quickly able to find, and pick out team 7, and he and Zuka activated active camouflage without any problems. As they neared the team, they noticed chuunin starting to lead them towards a gate. Before they were out of earshot however, the purple haired woman yelled, "Just a word of advice to you all, don't die!" and the gates were opened.
