A/N: My sister, V, is sick so I have to take care of her. *Sigh* I wanna go to Wendy's. But, for that I would need a car. And a license. And money. Darn. So, I'm stuck here doing this. On the bright side maybe people will hate me more! I love it when people hate me :)

Disclaimer: If only in my dreams. Damn. That line doesn't even belong to me.

Now, on with the torture!

"I love you! You love me! We're a happy family!"

Starfire was skipping through the tower joyfully as she sang a wonderful ditty she had heard on a lovely show about a grown man in a purple dinosaur costume who loved little children. Unfortunately, the other Titans heard and their brains began oozing out of their ears.

"AAAH! STARFIRE! STOP! YOU'RE KILLING US!" Robin shouted while gripping his head in pure agony.

Starfire continued singing and even started hugging her friends with just a bit too much enthusiasm. Beast Boy morphed into a T-Rex and ate her. The other Titans sighed in relief.

"Thanks BB," Cyborg said gratefully to his friend.

"No problem! At least now I can have Silkie back. He was my pet in the first place but Star kept him as her own!" Beast Boy continued to rant as everyone else left the room, ignoring him completely.

Two hours later, Silkie came into the room to find Beast Boy yelling at a toaster.

"It's true! The pudding was in the sock when I put it next to the weights but when I came back from the vet it was all gone! It was her fault! I'm sure it was!"

Silkie shook his head and left the room. He wanted to see if Raven still had that cheese puff stash hidden under Malchior's prison. Those were some damn good cheese puffs.

That night, Beast Boy didn't feel too good.

"I don't feel too good," he groaned as he held his stomach. "Oh man, I think I'm gonna hurl!"

He bolted to the bathroom and Raven winced as she heard him retching into the toilet. When they went in to check on him they found a rainbow in the toilet.

"Wow. His puke is… kinda pretty," Robin noted in a fascinated tone of voice.

"Well, that's what happens when you're unable to digest such a colorful alien being properly," Raven stated as if it were the most obvious thing in the world. "Same as the food poisoning you got in France when we ate escargot after we squished the Brotherhood of Evil like they were wimpy little butterflies."

"…"

"What?"

"I told you to never bring that up again."

"Too bad, so sad."

"What?"

"AAAH! DUDES, MY PUKE IS BUBBLING!" Beast Boy shrieked in fear as he jumped up onto Cyborg's shoulders.

They looked back to the toilet. He was right. It was strange, seeing rainbow colored puked bubbling as if it were coming to life and creating some kind of hideous monster. Oh wait, it was.

"Regurgitated aliens turn into sludge monsters? Weird," Cyborg muttered to himself as he watched the scene transpiring before him. "I'm outta here. See ya later, guys."

And with that, Cyborg threw Beast Boy off his shoulders and ran to the T-car, which he drove all the way to New Mexico.

"Great. So, it's just you, me and Beast Boy against an alien vomit creature," Raven said sarcastically to Robin. When he didn't retort she looked back to see him being eaten by the vomit monster that had now overflowed the toilet and was multiplying. "Ew."

"RAVEN, MAKE IT GO BOOM LIKE PLASMUS!" Beast Boy shouted to her as he hid behind her cloak.

"Make it go boom? Good idea!"

Raven then made the puke monster go boom.

"Gross, I'm covered in my own barf!" Beast Boy complained loudly.

"Whatever. I'm going to take a shower," Raven said as she walked away.

So, in conclusion, Cyborg got a job at a mini mart in New Mexico, Robin was eaten by a vomit monster that was once Starfire, Beast Boy no longer had stomach pains, and Raven and Beast Boy both wreaked of animal vomit for a week. Oh, and Silkie gained 20 pounds from all the cheese puffs he ate.

THE END

Uh… whatever.

LET THE FLAMES BEGIN!

Lou Lou Kazoo