Truth

"I know Mom and Dad used to be rivals…so I'm wondering…how did they manage to get into a romantic relationship?"

Irvine stops cutting the chicken on the counter and turns to look at his boyfriend before grinning and returning to his task of making dinner.

"Why are you grinning?"

"You really want to know?"

"No. I'm just asking for the hell of it."

"How much do you know?"

"That Dad only went to the sorceress to protect my mother…but that doesn't tell me anything. Maybe Dad wasn't being a total asshole for once in his life."

Irvine finishes preparing the dish and pops it into the oven before turning back to Kisa. The teen didn't even know how right he was. Seifer was always a total bastard, but even he had his moments. Maybe the man wouldn't openly admit it but he always had a soft spot for the brunette.

"Your parents rivalry was really just a terrible disguise of their real feelings for each other."

"So when you say it was terrible…"

"There was no point to it. We all saw through it. Even Zell. I personally think they weren't really trying to hide it."

"Didn't they try to hide it by dating that one girl?"

"It would've been believable if they looked happy with Rinoa. Your mother ruined that cover-up."

Kisa smirks as he walks over to the fridge and grabs a soda.

"Mom would be lost without my dad when it comes to relationships."

"They pretty much gave up trying to cover up their relationship after the war. Your father went missing for a few months, and Squall was going crazy looking for him. When Seifer finally showed up…well…"

"Well what?"

"You were conceived near the front gate."

Kisa spews his soda.

Art

"Daddy…I need a new marker."

Seifer rolls his eyes as he takes a Sharpie out of a box and chucks it at his son's head. He seriously didn't understand why Kisa called him that when he was seventeen. Although…he probably preferred it over old man.

"Now can I do my paperwork without any interruptions?"

"At least until this marker runs out of ink."

Seifer sighs and returns to the paperwork on his desk. He, Kisa, and a currently napping Irvine were in the Headmaster's/Commander's office and while he was doing paperwork, Kisa was-

Squall walks in. "What are you doing cub?"

"Drawing."

"Do that on paper. Not Irvine."

Kisa sticks his tongue out and returns to his living canvas, making Squall know full well that he wasn't going to finish his project on paper. Then again it was Irvine…the sharpshooter probably wouldn't care. Besides, he was sleeping on the floor…shirtless…with his back exposed for Kisa's entertainment. He was basically asking for it. It looked like the teen had already tackled the front too.

"Your mother brought lunch lion cub. Come eat."

"I'm almost finished."

Seifer raises an eyebrow after looking at the sharpshooter's back. "Is that-"

"Okay! Done!"

Kisa caps the marker in his hand and returns it to his father before accepting the Styrofoam box from Squall, and immediately takes his place in his father's lap. Seifer sighs and continues to eat his lunch, and after a few more minutes, both he and Squall stop their forks halfway to their mouths when Irvine wakes up and moves to his feet. There, beneath his navel were the words: PROPERTY OF KISA ALMASY with an arrow pointing down.

Amethyst eyes blink at the couple in confusion. "What's wrong?"

Squall wordlessly points at the standing mirror nearby and Irvine raises an eyebrow after discovering the artwork on his body. He had to admit…Kisa was quite the artist. How did he even know what he looked like when they had sex?

Kisa smirks mischievously. "You haven't even seen your back yet."

Squall and Seifer face palm.

Tease

The little shit.

Irvine knew that Kisa was doing it on purpose. The stretching, the sighing…the purring. When the blonde purred…he was begging for the sharpshooter's attention because the sounds he made had his male classmate's flustered, and it pissed him off. The lion cub was his. If other men so much as looked at him when his little lion was purring, Irvine snapped. The downside though…he couldn't do anything in class unless they openly started to hump him. SeeD and students knew about their relationship and wouldn't dare risk their life just to cop a feel, but when Kisa was like this…Irvine couldn't really blame them. For lack of a better description, Balamb Garden's cub was horny…much like a cat in heat.

He got it from his mother, but sadly, the students were more afraid of Seifer then they were of Irvine.

"I want a paragraph on each known GF's special ability, semi's included, and how to correctly use them in battle. I want it on my desk at the end of class."

"That's not the only thing he wants on his desk."

The classroom fills with the sound of snickers and Irvine's face heats up with both anger and embarrassment. It also didn't help when there was another purr. His pants were starting to get tight.

"I'll make it two paragraphs if you don't shut up."

The students grumble and work on their papers, and Irvine attempts to ignore Kisa. That turned out to be harder than he thought. He had to endure an hour of the blonde's sexual antics after he had finished his work and almost gave in. When the students finally dropped their reports on his desk, with a few lewd remarks, and left the room, Irvine grabbed his boyfriend, bent him over his desk, and had his way with him.

Unsatisfied

Irvine had a problem. He was horny. Usually he would just hunt his boyfriend down…and he did…but Raijin was with him. When the well-built man was with his little lion, it meant one thing.

Kisa had been around Malboro's.

Seifer made Raijin his son's bodyguard when that happened because he did NOT want to be a grandfather at thirty-five. The man was given strict orders not to let Irvine even touch him or come within three feet of the boy. Seifer had the suspicion that the sharpshooter had the ability to knock-up his son just with his presence.

Needless to say, Irvine felt like he was complimented and insulted…not to mention he was wary of the fact that he was cock-blocked by another man.

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Summary: Again…let me know if you have a favorite out of ALL my drabbles. I'm curious to know what you people enjoyed.