Sadie was simply walking around school grounds with her two best friends, Liz and Emma ( plus a few stalkers) when a small, ugly man wearing a small, bright pink speedo and a green polo waddled up to Sadie and starred yelling at her.
"Why in the name of Ra would you get that flame-throwing pyromaniac that is Carter's girlfriend to burn all of my speedos?! And you have the nerve to let the anklebiters try and help?!"
"Yes." Sadie calmly replied to the red faced midget.
"Do you not understand! One of them was diamond encrusted!"
"Why the bloody fuck would you have diamond encrusted speedos?! They're for swimming!"
"Fashion!"
"Swimming!"
"Fashion!"
The stalkers and the best friends baked away from the rather strange fight and one particularly nerdy stalker said, "What just went on?"
"It's what just happened, idiot." Replied Emma, still watching the fight. "And, what just happened?"
