CH 4: Pissy dog and anticlimactic fight

The place Naruto stood in was an empty dead end ally holding a kunai. 'Why, why does everyone hate me?' Asked the little blond, bringing he brought the kunai closer to his throat. "Would anyone even miss me?" said Naruto pulling the knife in position to slit his own throat.

"O'well like it matters." the boy said in a sad melancholy voice about to slit his throat only to be stopped mid-stream. "What!?!?!" he asked in shock turning around to see who stopped him. When he did he was only met with a man wearing a white furred, blue nosed, baboon cloak. "My a boy at your age trying to attempt suicide, my what has the world come to?"

The cloaked man said in an amused voice."W-who are you and why did you stop me?" Naruto asked out raged and a little surprised that anyone would care enough to stop him. 'He must be a traveler, that's probably why he stopped me.'

The blond concluded in his head. As if the cloaked man read his mind he said "I am a traveler but I saved you for a bigger purpose than just to save you." The boy stood stunned at the turn of events that took place. After a minute the cloaked man let go of the hand that held the kunai that fell to his side as the cloaked man walked away.

"You can stay here and end your life here in your own little hell and give everyone the satisfaction of knowing that they forced you to kill yourself showing that you have no pride and are willing to admit defeat or you can come with me and have something to eat and talk about your new future." The cloaked man said not turning around to look at him only to smile as he heard the little blond boy gasped at what he just said. The cloaked man started to walk away Naruto following soon after.

"And to answer your question my name you will address me by is Naraku-sama, do you under stand Naruto?" Naraku said looking down at the boy walking at his side. "Hai Naraku-sama." the blond boy said as they walked to the nearest restaurant with a smile on the cloaked man promising nothing but lies and trickery.

Dreamscape

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"WHAT THE HELL YOU ASSHOLE!" Hana said choking Kiba with the rookie nine as well as Gai's team who arrived a moment after the rookie nine came to the scene of a knocked out Naruto and an elder sibling choking the younger one as well as Akamaru and the Haimaru sankyodai standing idle. Everyone stood there watching Hana strangle Kiba debating weather to help there poor team mate or to laugh at his misfortune.

All the while Akamaru walking over to the unconscious Naruto. "Well tell I thought you and that loser were going?" Kiba said trying to defend himself taking slight glances at Hinata.

Hana followed his eyes to where he was looking and then hit him screaming out "LIAR!" While this was going on Akamaru was in front of Naruto lifting up his hind leg. "Um, guys where is Akamaru?" Sakura said making herself known. Hana stopped strangling Kiba to look for Akamaru only to see him positioning himself to pee on Narutos face. "Akamaru NO!" Hana cried, but was to late as Akamaru let his yellow river free.

Everyone stood still just watching in faces of outrage and laughter. When the canine was finished it walked away leaving a wide awake Naruto in a state of shock. No one moved cause of the smell that now covered Narutos face but the blond slowly got up and walked in the opposite direction of his team mates.

After the blond turned a corner Kiba automatically started laughing as if there was no tomorrow, this leading to a very painful ass kicking by the rest of the Konoha twelve. After they were done everyone tried to find where Naruto went all for different reasons

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After about thirty minutes Hana was the first to find the location of the blond only to be given a pleasant surprise to see that he was in, or where Hana and her dogs could smell, the only mixed bathing house in Konoha. She gave a doggish grin as she walked into the bath house.

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Naruto was sitting on a wooden stool trying to scrub off the scent that Akamaru left on him. He was so caught up with getting the smell off he wasn't paying attention to which bath house he went into, so when he heard the door open to the bath he payed no attention to it. The foot steps got closer to him until they stopped right behind he thought it was another guy getting a wooden stool to scrub himself until he heard the person say "Do you want me to wash your back Naru- chan?"

It came out very alluring and in a very sweet voice. And at that point Naruto jumped up into the air and landed two feet away from the women who was behind him only to turn around to see Hana. "What?" she asked innocently. Naruto remained silent for a good ten seconds before he said in a shaky voice "W-what are you doing here this is the men's side of the bath house." Naruto finally looked around to see that there was no wooden wall in the bath house.

At finally realizing he was in the only mixed bath house in Konoha. 'O shit.' The blond thought with a mixture of surprise and contentment on his face that someone like Hana would want to wash his back. "You do realize that Jiraya is rolling in his grave, right?" Naruto asked Hana, while walking over to the wooden stool and resuming his original position. Waiting for Hana to begin washing his back. Hana grabbed a rag and began to wash the blonds back "Well, I'm sure he is but let's not talk about perverts right now, Ok?"

Hana asked while pressing her body against Narutos back causing Naruto to shiver. A few minutes later while Hana was scrubbing his back with the feeling of her bountiful bosoms on his spine, he got another shiver but this one of a cold and dangerous being watching them. Hana thinking he was shivering because of her actions smiled and stretched her legs out putting Naruto, still sitting on the stool, between her finely made legs.

"So Naruto-kun tell me are you a hentai?" Hana asked in a sultry voice. Naruto turned a little redder in the cheeks at this question, her still rubbing herself against his back wasn't helping him any. "W-w-well we were all born from our parents so t-they must have been thinking something in order to make you and me. So in a way everyone's a hentai." Naruto said in a shy voice. "Yes" Hana said pulling Narutos face to look at her. "I guess we all are."

she said wrapping her arms around his neck and pressing her lips against his while falling backwards. At this moment Naruto was thinking 'THE HELL IS GOING ON HERE!' he was in both a state of shock and extreme bliss for some reason. She began to lick at his lower lip asking for entrance which the blond was more then happy to give.

They both kissed each other until they heard the door open. "Hey Hana, sorry for what I did ok or for laughing and letting Akamaru do what he pleased, so how about we take a bath together like when we were kids huh." Kiba said in a joyful tone before he saw the scene that was awaiting him. For that brief moment everything stood still as Kiba stared at Naruto and Hana with him wearing a towel, Hana wearing nothing while just laying on the floor, and Naruto in just a towel with his pride fully erect.

"How did you find us?" Hana asked in an annoyed voice. "I saw the Haimaru sankyodai and figured you were here." Kiba said in a shocked tone trying to process the image before him. Taking this time to speak after all that just happened, the only thing he could say was said a hundered times before in a hystaric voice "Kiba listen I know what you're thinking but it's not what it looks like."

Kiba merely stared before asking "So your not horny while on top of my sister but naked?" He asked in a calm voice. Naruto just looked at him then at Hana who just winked at him with a small smile on her face. 'Shit.' The blond thought while looking back at Kiba. "Well when you put it that way, then yes it's exactly what it looks." Naruto said in a defeated voice before he was punched in the face and sent flying into the water near by. When Naruto resurfaced Kiba grabbed him by the hair and said in a voice filled with venom "YOU…ME…TRAINING…GROUND…SEVEN…TWO HOURS!"

after that Kiba left going to the site of where there fight was. Hana was infuriated at what Kiba did to Naruto. Said blond was getting up and walking to the door until Hana got in front of him. "Wait this is my fault so let me handle it, alright." She said in a caring voice.

Taking this moment to his advantage and acting a little like Jiraya looked at her C-cup breasts with her rosy red nipples. "See anything you like?" Hana asked in a seductive voice placing her hands on her hips. The blond grew a blush that would rival Hinatas and immediately ran past her getting dressed at an impossible speed and ran straight to where Kiba was waiting for him.

Hana gave a sigh and wrapped a towel around her with a sad a smile "Such a shy guy." she said walking out of the hot spring while getting dressed. "So how'd it go?" one of the Haimaru Sankyodai asked. "Not good, I had him and he wasn't showing any sign of resistance but you guys had to let Kiba in and ruin everything didn't you?" Hana asked angry that her comrades didn't try and stop Kiba.

"Sorry, but mind me asking, this whole thing started as a brotherly sister thing, where along the lines did it come to this? Now don't get us wrong we like the kid and think he would make a fine mate for you, but I'm just curious is all." The seeming eldest of the three said with honest eyes about his intention.

Hanas eyes went sober as she thought of when the feelings she has now began. "I guess I've always had them, ever since I first met the squirt." She said fully dressed walking out of the hot spring. "I was just waiting for the right moment to move in for the kill." She said with a twinkle in her eye as she walked up to the forming Konoha 12.

"Well then you better snag him quick, otherwise someone else will." the eldest said looking at the females of the group. Hana frowned at this and mentally nodded as she walked over to the Chuunin and Jonin to tell them about the fight.

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Naruto was still wrapping his mind around what happened 'Well I guess that I have a fan girl. A really, really pretty fan girl.' He thought wiping drool off his lips and remembers what is to happen to him in less then 2 days. "Damn." Naruto said out loud walking away from his teams training ground.

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Kiba was standing in the middle of the training ground with a pissed off look on his face. All the rest of the konoha twelve minus Naruto at the field waiting for the fight ahead. The Jonin were waiting as well since they got there mission reports done and got debriefed on a mission that would take them a month each to complete.

The yondaime also came to see the fight but didn't show any sign of intrest. It had been two hours since Kiba had challenged the blond and was getting extremely agitated 'The hell is he. This is an even better reason to kick that blond asshole, once Hinata sees what happened here she'll try even harder to get that idiots attention. O'well all I have to do is beat him and than both Hana and Hinata will see that I'm the best there is. Hana will give up on that idiot and Hinata will be all mine, hehehe it's the perfect plan.' Kiba was smiling an evil smile at the end of his thoughts.

He lost his smile once he saw a figure in full anbu armor wearing a kitsune anbu mask while reading a orange book walking in his direction."Who the hell are you asshole?!" Kiba screamed in outrage that the blond was so late to the fight and that in his place a perverted anbu. " AW how mean croch liker just because I'm in a different uniform doesn't mean I'm not the same old blond idiot."

The anbu said in a cheery voice. Hana sat in front row for the fight and recognized the voice. " What Naruto Ha no way are you a anbu ." Kiba said a little irritated on how this fight was starting. "Believe what you want, but lets get this fight over with grandma." Naruto said in a board tone. The two stood there waiting for the first move to be made. Kiba through a kunai after a minute of waiting for something to happen.

Naruto dodged it by stepping to the side and forming a cross hand seal and creating ten kage bunshin all in fighting stances. " So finaly getting serious, fine!" Kiba yelled calling in Akamaru to his side. "Alright Akamaru lets go, Jujin bunshin !" Kiba cried gaining a more animalistic apperance while Akamaru was enveloped in smoke. "Now lets see if the son of the forth and the man who defeated Pain realy as strong as they say."

Kiba said his animalistic eyes locked on the blond as the smoke around Akamaru cleared to show a perfect replica of Kiba. At that moment five of the clones ran into the forest while the othe five ran straight for Kiba. 'The Fuck.' Kiba thought as he performed the right hand seals "Gatsuga!" Kiba yelled as they threw themselves at the Naruto clones spinning at inhuman speed.

Everyone watched with anticipation. Ever since the chunnin exams Kiba has been training vigorously so he could defeat Naruto, but to see the blond himself not doing anything but stand there in a fighting stance unnerved them. Kiba and Akamaru were upon the blond in less then ten seconds. One by one the clones were turned into smoke as they were hit by the Inuzuka duo trying do dodge them. When only one was left Kiba and Akamaru stopped and landed ten feet away from him.

"Ha, is that all you got!? Man the chunnin exams must have been a fluke or your scared shitless!" Kiba proclaimed loudly only for Naruto to take a meditative position. This only furthered Kibas rage. "Fine you asshole I was about to offer you a chance to forfit but you can forget it!" Kiba yelled lunging himself with Akamaru spining at the same speed as before.

Right before the duo made contact Naruto said "That should be enough time." side stepping the attack. As the attack ran by one of the swirling vortexes was hit by an invisible force making the two Kibas slam into each other and slid across the ground knocking both of them out. Everyone just stared at them with there jaws hanging.

Minato stared at his child not expecting the attack he just did. "Was that the Sennin modo." As everyone was about to run up to the blond to ask him all sorts of questions about the attack he did , some more eager than most, until 'Naruto' raised his hand and make everyone stop. "The attack I just did was Sennin modo, my father will explain, the five clones I sent out were meant to gather nature chakra, and unfortunately the real Naruto could not be here right now since he is tending to other prior engagements, but thank you for coming out."

He said the last part like a talk show host before vanishing into a puff of smoke. Everyone was caught off guard by this turning to the Hokage for answers only to see a empty space where he used to be. Not bothering to interagate the Hokage or try to find Naruto they all left to do their missions that would last all of them a month, team 8 taking longer to get kiba awake and moving left thinking the same thing 'What the hell?'

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At the hokage tower

Minato sat in his chair thinking of the fight he just saw. True Naruto was given some Anbu classed missions but not enough to get him the rank Anbu. While during the fight he didn't use the Rasengan, witch in all fight reports said he used, and from his friends was his signature jutsu.

"Just what are you up to Naruto?" Minato asked looking out the window to the dying sun. Taking a small glance at the calander he realized the date of the execution, witch he didn't mark. "Well damn Naruto, you chose that day of all days how fitting." he said coolly looking out at where the sun was.

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Outskirts of Konoha in one of Orochimarus hide outs

Two figures stood with buckets of paint next to them. The first figure was the demonic red head Yuba the other was the damned son himself wearing a black cloak, held closed by a long silver zipper that ran the entire length of the wear. A hood of the same material, connected to the collar of the cloak, that was pulled down to reveal the blondes face. Twin chains hung down the cloak at the base of the hood, one on each side of the zipper. A third chain lay in between them connecting the two ends of the cloak's collar, forming an upside down arc. The two stared at each other burning red stared into calm sapphire "So that it?" the bond asked. "Hai all you have to do is give me a name and the contract is made Naruto-sama." she said holding a paint brush that the blond gave her. "Alright Aiko lets get started." Naruto said putting the brush he held into the bucket and began his work in the large room they stood in, Aiko not far behind.

"O and by the way, please refraine yourself from looking at me like im the devil while im on top of a chick while your invisible, it just kills the mood ok ?" Naruto asked in an exasperated voice. Aiko just froze gave a nervous laugh, anddid what she was ordered to in silence. "Kuso" Naruto said continuing with his task.

Yo just to explaian something the thing Naruto is wearing, just look at the organization 13 uniform, I could not describe it properly so I got it from a different story. Please give me some reviews and ideas.