summary: "Go home, you're not getting laid tonight." AU.

notes: -big sigh- do not own, because I never seem to remember disclaimers fjkdnkjs. Enjoy! :)

prompt: Itachi is being friendly to Sakura and it causes Sasuke to confess his feelings; AU

"Sakura-san, it's been awhile." Itachi's voice is smooth and, for some reason, it makes Sasuke want to punch his fist through a wall. Maybe because he knows his brother well enough to discern the slight flirtation that no one else probably would. "You are pleasant, I hope?"

"Ah, yes, Itachi-san!" Sakura exclaims brightly, innocent to the devious working of his brother's mind as always. This is why Sakura couldn't be left alone; she'd be charmed so easily. Though, admittedly, if someone tried to do something inappropriate to her without her consent, she'd punch them through the ground. "I'm great! How are you?"

Sasuke doesn't appreciate the gleam in Itachi's gaze at all. "I am well, Sakura-san. I was wondering: would you perhaps enjoy going on a walk with me—"

"No, she wouldn't," Sasuke responds curtly, before Itachi can even finish his sentence and Sakura could say anything. "Because she'll be going out to dinner with me, now."

Sakura blinked up at him, astonished. "I will be?" He almost found it offensive how shocked she was. Also, kind of amusing because of the way her nose wrinkled and her thin, light eyebrows disappeared into her hair.

"Of course," Sasuke readily agrees, voice steady. "Been in love with you for such a long time, after all. Let's go." He pulls her along beside him, shouting out, "Aniki, go home; you're not getting laid tonight."


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