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another chapter. sorry I didn't upload sooner faniction was being
iffy! Anyway thanks for reveiws! enjoy! KMTA
"Oh right." Naruto started running.
"WAAAAAAAAAHHHH! WHY THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN TO ME!" Sai cried catching up to Sasuke. Sasuke turned to Naruto.
"THE GAY'S TOO EMOTIONAL AT THE MOMENT! IF YOU WANT TO SURVIVE RUN!"
That day ended up with Sai telling Sasuke about Temari punching him in the face. And how he screamed about his beautiful face was ruined. Naruto had now been fully introduced to Sai and now here we are.
"So Naruto what kind of ruler are you?" Sai asked. half in his locker getting his viola case out.
"Excuse me?" Naruto asked trying to pull his Sax case that was nicely stuck in his locker. Sasuke rolled his eyes at this moment. 'Did the blonde truely have no idea what he's on about'
"He's asking if you're gay or straight?" Sasuke again rolled his eyes as he closed his locker with his gig bag and choir things.
"Ahh I'm playing for
both teams. Or in a ruler I'm flexiable!" Naruto
smiled.
"SERIOUSLY!" Sai thumped the inside of his
locker before coughing. "I mean that's cool."
"So you like both?" Sasuke asked unsure of the blondes prefrences.
"Yeah...I mean I thought I only liked girls but some guys here are pretty cute." Naruto shrugged. "What about yourselfs?"
"I'm so bent people think I'm touching my toes!" Sai smiled.
"What?" Naruto unsure of what he meant. Sasuke heaved a sigh before speaking.
"He's so gay he's almost girl." Naruto laughed as Sai punched Sasukes arm playfully. "And I'm straight."
"Yeah but Sasu-kun You have a huge squint!" Sai called causing Sasuke to punch him again on the face.
"OWOWOWOW- WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Sai started crying again causing Sasuke and Naruto to cringe at the high ptich.
"Right well I'm off my bro will be wondering if Sai's killed me. seeya!" Sasuke waved before running off out of school.
"And then there was two..." Naruto said to himself.
"So Naru-kun...You dating anyone?" Sai called placing a hand over his shoulder "Coz I was thinking maybe me and you could get together,"
WHAM!
"DON'T EVER PERV ON ME!" Naruto ran away as fast as his legs could carry.
ITACHI'S CAR! (Sasuke POV)
That Sai is so annoying...He totally deserved that! Next time he ties somehting like that he'll be getting more than just a punch in the face! Hehehe!note. Plan to kill Sai is already beggining.
"What took you so long? I've been waiting for ages!" Itachi called to me..I know he;s sick of the fact I'm still alive but I guess he sorta loves me...
"Sorry...Sai got punched off Temari and then I punched him coz he started saying I'm gay and in denial.." Itachi's face just paled...oops maybe I should have bit my toungue there...I wonder what Naruto's doing? Wait why am I thinking about Naruto? Ack well!
WHEREVER NARUTO IS!
The blonde walked cautiously throught the damp alley. the moss on the walls making the place look alive. the overflowing garbage cans letting bugs enter and leave as they please...A green mist floting out of a fan from a bar...the walls cracked as various shouts could be heard. Going further into the alley was a black door...Paint job chipped and burned.
"Home sweet home..." Naruto muttered to himself before taking his keys out of his pocket and opening the door. Switching the lights on as he walked in. Looks can be decieving! Especially in this case. His flat was bright orange! Everything in it was Bright orange and yellow!
'Just like back home...' Naruto thought to himself as he pulled open the living room door and walking in. Kicking his shoes off before sitting up on the couch. Grabbing his remote before relaxing fully into the couch...
SAI'S HOUSE! (Sai's POV)
"Mum I'm home!"
"..." Oh crap she's drunk AGAIN! Why is it everyday I come home and there she is steaming out of her brains.
"Mum I'm going to Sasuke's to stay over tonight ok?"
"Ahhh! Slllaii...My dear dear lovely son. Come here a second!" Shit..I'm in trouble now. But do as she says...Walking into the living room I find my mum in her usual state and a man sitting beside her.
"Sai...This is my new boyfriend...Orochimaru..." She giggled as I loook at her newest catch...My mum was pretty if she had make-up on...I got my looks off her...But I mean this guy is so freaky! He's a reptile...no scrub that he's a snake! A shiver ran down my spine as he licked his lips at me...Was he checking me out?
"Well anyway I'm going to go to his now...I'll hopefully see you tomorrow. Kay?" Please let me stay at his house.
"Sure! Just remember...Orochi-sama will prob still be here..." Sugar...Why is it she's such a tart...even I'm not a tart and I'm the man whore of KMTA! Quickly I grab another change of clothes and head to Sasuke's taking my phone and viola...
UCHIHA MANSION! (Sasuke's POV)
"SASUKE! " Crap..My dad's here...I'm so dead! You see I give this family a bad name...But istead of sending me away they just forgot to tell everyone I was born...My mum the only one caring for me now has left to Florida for two weeks for buisness...I'm so going to be dead.
"Yes dad?"
"Food! NOW!" Since they say I'm so useless at everything else my dad makes me do everythig for him. So I do it...I make him food clean the house and make sure I'm out of sight when family come over...It's the least I can do...I mean he has kept me for 16 years.
Quickly gathering his food and drink on a tray I take it into his office.
"Thank you. I need to say this to you since your brother is at football practise. I'm leaving tonight to go for a few days down south to visit some Uchiha's over there. that means Itachi's watching you. Do as he says or else!" YEAH! YEAH! He's actually away!
"Yes sir..." I bow before leaving the room. Doing a dance out side his office before walkign upstairs with a huge grin on my face.
NARUTO'S PLACE.
Tee hee only 34 more ramen cups to go and my emprie ramen building will be complete! Hehe...I wonder what time it is...CRAP! I'M LATE FOR MY SHIFT! AHHHHHH! I'M GOING TO BE SLAUGHTERED! AHHH!
General POV.
Naruto scuried around as fast as he could grabbing various outfits and trying them on before he was satisfied with a black and orange suit, shoving a pair of orange converse on before leaving the place. Running across the road and inito the bar.
"Sorry Jai! I didn't know what time it was...Hehe" Narurto flashed him a cheeky grin before the white haired man turned to him.
"NARUTO! JESUS! YOU GAVE ME THE BIGGEST FRIGHT! You're late!"
'Oh my god! How stupid is he!' Naruto thought before smiling.
"Like I said lost track of time."
"Well your first thing tonight is to get everyone out so we can get our dancers on." The white haired held his nose for a moment before saying. "They have a new dance! Tee hee"
NARUTOS POV
Every night it's the same 'Naruto get the oldies out!' or 'Naruto make sure the oldies are out!' Never in his life has he ever kicked people out of his bar! I mean He's a bloming teacher at KMTA! He should be used to shouting by now. I walk up to the group of people still here and ask them to leave.
"We paid gor our drink. We're drinking it!" One came so close to my face I could have puked! His breath stunk!
"Please leave! We are running late tonight and would appreciate it if you left RIGHT NOW!" I called bewfore turning...I'll just get one of the bouncers to kick his ass. Suddenly I felt a hand on my wrist before feeling something on my back...A gun? SHIT!
"Shudd'up blondie and follow us." I nod before being led outside.
SAI'S POV.
Walking down the street isn't too bad...tee hee. I love it all the drunks are still inside..no-one can kill me...Unless some super scary person comes out of the alleys...Ahh! I better walk ont he road so I'm prepaired. hehe As I walk down the street I notice the old bars. One in particualr. The Rasengan. It's a pub by day a strippers club by night.
Crunch.
What was that?
"Oww..."
AHHH! THERE'S A ZOMBIE!
"H-h-h-e-lp..." NO WAY AM I GOING TO HELP THE ZOMBIE...quickly I run towards Sasuke's house too scared to look back.
UCHIHA MANOUR!
"Now Itachi I expect you to call on Sasuke for anything. Remember that you have you football game on Saturday! And remember that I'm a call away if you need me." Fugaku Uchiha said before Itachi nodded.
"See you in a few days!" He then left. Iatchi sighed before he heard a small wisper from under the table.
"Is he gone?" Bending down he was met with Sasuke, obviously listening in on their conversation.
"Yes..." Itachi laughed as Sasuke tried to jump up forgetting there was a table and hurting his head.
"That wasn't funny..." Sasuke said as he got out with the help of Itachi,
"Yes it was..."
DING-DONG!
"I'll answer." Sasuke said before unlocking the door and opening it.
"Hi...You mind if I kip at your house tonight?"
"Umm...no sure come in!" Sasuked voice was heard from where Itachi stood.
"Who is it?" Itachi asked.
"Sai he's going to be staying the night ok?" Sasuke called opening the door as Sai waved and blushed.
"Yeah sure...but Sasuke I need to talk to you about something...alone..." Itachi said.
"Oh ok! Sai you go on up! I'll be there in a sec!" Sai nodded leaving the two brothers.
"You're old enough now...So all I can say is always protect yourself..."
"What?"
"You know use them all the time now...disease is also common between two of the same." Itachi blushed. "Just be careful...And make sure I hear nothing."
Itachi called before leaving his brohter to think on his words.
Finally it clicked. Running upstairs and standing outside his bedroom.
"I'M NOT GAY! MY BOYFRIEND IS!"
TA DA! Hehe sorry It took so long. Friday nothing came to me...Saturda I was out at charity shops getting clothes and today I was dancing and my log in finally worked! Tee hee...may i say this... Why is no-one reveiwing. I mean I have nearly 2000 hits but I only have 6 reveiws...Please leave a comment! May I say a huge thanks to blue-genjutsu! You are my newest bestest friend! You have any ideas for this fic and I'll put them in! You also get a can of irn-Bru! lol thankies!
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