Disclaimer: The Song "Monkey Wrench" belongs to the Foo Fighters, not me.


Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo signed on
SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe signed on

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Why did you make me sign on here? -.-

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: because it hurts me to talk

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: maybe I don't want to talk to you, Ayame.

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: lmao! Yeah, that's a good one Kyou XD

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: You're in the bed RIGHT NEXT TO MINE! I don't see why we have to be on here?

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: my voice huuuuuuuurts! TT-TT

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: So Yuki beat you so bad you won't talk? Psh, 'bout time he did something right.

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: ::cries::

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Why are you crying? Come on, he put us both in the hospital. -.-

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: No! Kagura put you here :heart:

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: shut up Ayame.

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: TT-TT

Is:Your:Drink:Safe? Signed on

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Aaya::crying::

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: ::huggles:: what's wrong?

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: didn't you hear?!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: Hear what, darling?! o.O

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: D.DR is dead!!!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: O.O ::cries::

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: ::cries::

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: ::sighs:: oh geez

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: you're so heartless kyoun! TT-TT

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: he's not really dead! Besides, you don't even know who he is!

MetalHead signed on

MetalHead: hello?

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: ::huggles kisa, crying::

MetalHead: Grandpa Shigure! I heard all about D.DR!! gomenasai! I can't believe he's really gone::hugs::

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: ::joins the group hug::

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Kisa! I can't believe you're in on this load too!

TeruTeruCottonTail signed on

TeruTeruCottonTail: Gure-san?!

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: :hugging Kisa and Ayame, crying:: Momiji!!!

TeruTeruCottonTail: ::jumps into the hug: I can't believe he's dead::cries::

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Oh come on!! You have GOT to be kidding!

seahorseswillruleyouall signed on

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: ::is hugging Kisa, Ayame, and Momiji, crying::

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: please… please Hatori…. Help me!

Seahorseswillruleyouall: …What's going on here?

MetalHead: D.DR… he died.

Seahorseswillruleyouall: …who?

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: some guy they don't even know! He just signed on here and spied on us!

Seahorseswillruleyouall: And he died?

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Yes!!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: No! All he said was, and I quote, "::dies::"

Is:Your:Drink:Safe::bawls:: Don't make me re-live it!!!

Seahorseswillruleyouall: …Ok… Kyou, Ayame, I was just here to tell you that I put up new and working fire alarms.

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Why didn't you just come in HERE and tell us?! You could have sedated me so I wouldn't have to deal with these morons!

Seahorseswillruleyouall: As much fun as that sounds, Kyou, I regret to say that I'm not there to sedate you. I'm off running errands.

TeruTeruCottonTail: wait, then how are you here on the interent?! O.o

Seahorseswillruleyouall: my phone. Technology is great, huh?

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Then why did you just call?! (what is this world coming to?!)

Seahorseswillruleyouall: Tell me Kyou, would you have answered?

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo:

Seahorseswillruleyouall: Exactly.

The cursed:The curser signed on

Seahorseswillruleyouall:… I'm out of here.

Seahorseswillruleyouall signed off

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Great! There goes my sanity and sedation.

TeruTeruCottonTail: Who're you Mr. Curser… sir?

The cursed:The curser: Megumi Hanajima

MetalHead: You came::huggles::

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Wait! Hanajima? You're Hana's little brother?!!

Don't-Shave-Me signed on

MetalHead: Hello Hiro ::huggles::

The cursed:The curser: I didn't know he was coming to.

MetalHead: of course :)

Don't-Shave-Me: why did you have to invite him too, Kisa?

MetalHead: He's my friend, Hiro.

The cursed:The curser: -.-

TeruTeruCottonTail: Hi Megumi :heart:

The cursed:The curser: Momiji?

TeruTeruCottonTail: O.O are you going to curse me?

The cursed:The curser: No, I'm saving that for Hiro.

Don't-Shave-Me: Shut up Megumi! grr. Kisa why are we here?

MetalHead: I'm mourning the loss of our dear friend D.DR ::bows head::

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: I've lost faith in my family. -.-

The cursed:The curser: was that a crack on Kisa, Kyounkichi?

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: No! Of course not!! O.O Why would I EVER crack on my baby cousin, creppy little boy who scares me.

The cursed:The curser: That's what I thought.

MetalHead: Be nice Megumi :)

The cursed:The curser: ...

Don't-Shave-Me: Hahaha. Stupid. Do you always do what people tell you to, freak?

MetalHead: Omigosh! Hiro! Be nice!

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru signed on

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: This is pandemonium! O.O

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: ::huggles Haru:: D.DR is dead!!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: ::crying:: Haru!!

TeruTeruCottonTail: ::cries:: I want Hatsu, not Haru! You're mean!!

MetalHead: Hatsuharu::glomps:: I've missed you!

Don't-Shave-Me: oh great -.-

The cursed:The curser: So this is the infamous Hatsuharu you're always talking about, Kisa?

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Alright, I'll do this in order:

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Screw you cat

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: I know, I was there

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Aaya, you owe me a bag of marshmellows

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Don't worry, I'm not hungry right now.

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Ah::squeek:: Kisa::huggles:: I love you sooooooooo much!

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Hiro, you're just mad 'cause Kisa loves ME most!

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: I don't know who you are, but do you want to see pictures of Kisa::pulls out his wallet and starts slamming pictures into Mr. Curser's face while singing his theme song:: DUN DUN DUNA DUN DUN DUNA DUN DUN!!

MetalHead: lol :)

The cursed:The curser: ...

Don't-Shave-Me: Shut up, geez you talk to much!!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: I need emancipation -.-, please God... help me.

TeruTeruCottonTail: You're not hungry O.O Hey! I called him Mr. Cursed toooooooo! Cooooool!

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: You're so heartless Haru! Why are all of my cousins so heartless!!?

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: ::cough:: I didn't take your marshmellows ::shifty eyes::

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: You are eating some right now, liar!

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Now you're lieing to me, Aaya! This isn't looking good for you. -.-

The:Only:One:You:See: signed on

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: OMG! There should NEVER be this many people in one place!!!

The:Only:One:You:See: stop yelling, dumbass

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: This should be against the law or something. -.-

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Ayame! stop it! Not in front of the children!

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Zu-ta-lor!!!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: OH MY FRIGGIN GOD!!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo switches to invisible

MetalHead: I think you scarred him away guys.

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Oh don't worry about it! He likes it or he would have signed off, not switched to invisible XDD

The:Only:One:You:See: Hello Kisa

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: I know you're up there in invisible land cussing me Kyou, so stop it before I kick your ass!!

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: omg Yuki, D.DR is dead!!! TT-TT

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: Moment of silence!!!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: ...

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: ...

TeruTeruCottonTail: ...

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: ...

The:Only:One:You:See: ...

MetalHead: ...

Don't-Shave-Me: ..

The cursed:The curser: .

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: Wow O.O, we're good, did someone plan that? XD

The:Only:One:You:See: Wow O.O there r alot of people here

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: lmao

The:Only:One:You:See: wht's so funny?

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: You can really tell that you and Aaya are related. :)

MetalHead: uh-oh -.-

TeruTeruCottonTail: o.o ::hides::

Don't-Shave-Me: HA!

The:Only:One:You:See: I'm gonna kill u, I'm gonna kill u both. -.- At this rate th' whole family will b n th' hospital. XC NO REGRETS!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: I didn't say anything::whineing:: I'm already in the hospital!

The:Only:One:You:See: u just said something, n I can make ur stay at the hospital evn longer -.-

The cursed:The curser: Hmmmmnn, you have a very interesting family, Kisa.

MetalHead: Thank you?

The:Only:One:You:See: who r u, Mr. Curser?

TeruTeruCottonTail: cooooooool XD

The cursed:The curser: Megumi Hanajima

The:Only:One:You:See: O.O u mean lyk... 'Saki Hanajima?'

The cursed:The curser: Yes, that is my sister.

Don't-Shave-Me: Yeah, they look like twins. Let me note that, that means that Megumi looks like a girl. -.-

The cursed:The curser: That is a very uncooth statement, and of course we're not twins, she is a whole generation older the me.

Don't-Shave-Me: You look like a GIRL!!

The cursed:The curser: Hiro Souma, I have a special curse for you.

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: ::eating popcorn:: now this is gettin' good!!

The:Only:One:You:See: ur STILL Haru? -.-

MetalHead: Megumi, Hiro, our anime marathon is coming on. :)

The cursed:The curser: coming.

The cursed:The curser signed off

Don't-Shave-Me: I will NOT leave you alone with HIM!

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: You better hurry, kid. XD

Don't-Shave-Me signed off

MetalHead: ::sighs:: Why won't they just get along?

The:Only:One:You:See: u r 2 beautiful

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: You look so much like me, they can't help but fight over you

MetalHead: :blushes::

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: You better go make popcorn before they show up :)

MetalHead: lmao Hiro just came through the door.

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: o.O he must have sprinted the whole way XD

MetalHead: lol, yeah. Bai bai guys. :)

MetalHead signed off

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: :heart: That's my grandbaby :)

The:Only:One:You:See: That's my beautiful little cousin :))

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: That is my baby girl :)))

TeruTeruCottonTail: wow, you guys sure love her :D

The:Only:One:You:See: she is so well behaved!! Unlike some ppl here, lyk, may-b who r invisible... cat.

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: I love her 'cause she likes me! That never happens XDD :heart:

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: That's my little sister ::smiles::

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: I'm actually surprised, Haru, you love her like a sister so I expected you to be chasing Hiro and Megumi down. XD

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: ...

The:Only:One:You:See: o.o... Haru?

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: Those little bastards -.-

The:Only:One:You:See: O.O;

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: O.o

TeruTeruCottonTail: o.O

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: o.o

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: They better not touch her -.-

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Aaya... you've created a monster :D

Don'tWannaBeYourMonkeyWrench signed on

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: ::glomps:: who're you?

Don'tWannaBeYourMonkeyWrench: It's m-m-me, Ritsu.

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Really? A song lyric? O.o

Don'tWannaBeYourMonkeyWrench: D-do you not like it?!

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Of course! Who ever dosn't like the Foo Fighters should be lynched!! I was just wondering... why did you chage your name? o.-

TeruTeruCottonTail: I told him to. :) His other one made me feel bad.

Don'tWannaBeYourMonkeyWrench: S-sorry about that Momiji.

TeruTeruCottonTail: Don't worry about it :D

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: so, what brings you here, Ritsu. Don't you have school or somthing like that? XD

Don'tWannaBeYourMonkeyWrench: It's lunch time, and I was bored. :)

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme signed in

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: don't talk!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: What?

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: And then he said "Let's wait and see who it is!!!" ::hint hint::

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: oooooOOOOOoooo

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme: Wh-what are you guys talking about?

TeruTeruCottonTail: iono anymore TT-TT

The:Only:One:You:See: I dnt think thy do either Momiji

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: So... what bring you here, Ritsu. Don't you have school or somthing like that? XD

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: whoa o.o Deja Vu, didn't I just say that?

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme: It's lunch time, and I'm bored.

TeruTeruCottonTail: Is that Deja Vu too Aaya?

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: How's your mother, Ri-chan-san?

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme: She is s-s-ick actually, I need to leave school early and take care of her.

Don'tWannaBeYourMonkeyWrench: How did you know that?!

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Ritsu!!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: Dang it Ritsu!

The:Only:One:You:See: shhhh

TeruTeruCottonTail: TT-TT dang

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme: b-b-b-b-but I'm Ritsu!! What's going on!

Don'tWannaBeYourMonkeyWrench: buwahahahaha! You guys thought you could play the player! HA! You just got played for fools! I'll get you Soumas, you can count on that XDDD Lylas.

Don'tWannaBeYourMonkeyWrench signed off

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: O.O

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: TT-TT

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme: I'm so sorry! Was that the imposter?!

The:Only:One:You:See: I didnt lyk th' sound of tht

TeruTeruCottonTail: I'm scarred guys.

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: What did I miss guys?

The:Only:One:You:See: Where were u?!

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: bathroom

The:Only:One:You:See: o thts nice -.-

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: ::scrolled up:: Whoa! Were we just threatened? X6

TeruTeruCottonTail: I-I think so.

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme: I'm SO sorry!

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Wow... Ri-chan-san you're kinda scary TT-TT

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: Gure, darling, we are in some serious trouble here! We need to find help, so we will have to go through with secret plan 'Q'

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Of course! Why didn' we think of it before?!!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: HAAAAARRRRRRRIIIIIII!!!!

Is:Tour:Drink:Safe?: HATOOOOOOORIIIIIIIII!!!!!

The:Only:One:You:See: wht r u guys doing? -.-

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Calling for help TT-TT

The:Only:One:You:See: o geez -.-

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: I wonder what Hiro, Megumi, and Kisa are doing... -.-

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme: AHHHH!! I'M LATE!!

I'm-SORRYWORLD-forgiveme signed off
Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo switched from invisible

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: now it's empty

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Oh, I forgot you were here Kyou.

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: That better not be doing anything to her. XC

The:Only:One:You:See: Calm down Haru o.o

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Why do you care anyways, Haru?

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: Well, I supose he has alot to worry about. I mean, Kisa is beautiful

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: She is getting older you know, not to mention how adorable she is. So soft spoke, she would jump off the Earth to make her friends happy. :)

TeruTeruCottonTail: Not to mention she does like them both a whole lot. :D

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru: That's it! I'm gonna go burn her damn house down! Then they COULDN'T do anything. Not to my Kisa!

OnCeYoUgObLaCk--Haru signed off

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: lol XD

The:Only:One:You:See: Guys, I dnt think he's joking o.o

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Oh, I know he's not joking, but have you noticed that there has been a fire everyday this week!

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: lol, that is kinda funny.

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: No, what's funnier then that is the fect that everyone has borrowed money from Hatori to fix things.

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: lol, that is really funny XDD

The:Only:One:You:see: I dnt mean 2 interupt u guys, but I think you guys failed to realize that HARU IS GOING TO CATCH SMALL CHILDREN ON FIRE!!!!

Is:Your:Drink:Safe?: oh shit O.O

Is:Your:Drink:Safe? signed off

The:Only:One:You:See: I dnt wnt Haru to go bak on House Arrest, NOT AGAIN!!

The:Only:One:You:See signed off

TeruTeruCottonTail: Oh no! Megumi knows his name! If Megumi lives he'll curse Haru! No! Not the slugs!! TT-TT

TeruTeruCottonTail signed off

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe: No! Momiji don't leave me here with Kyoun!!!

SailorMoonHasNothingOnMe signed off

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: ...

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: heh heh heh, I remember when I used to babysit that little brat, Hatsuharu.

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: I remember training him too.

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: I would walk him to the bathroom and turn on the light for him. :D he was a chicken.

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: But now he's all grown up, burning down houses and getting put on house arrest::sniffle:: they grow up so fast!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: ...

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: I want ten kids just like him!! XD

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Holy shit!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: What am I saying?!!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Holy shit!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo: Why and I talking to myself?!!

Souma-Sama-NyaNyuNyo signed off


Chapter 4, end.

Just when you thought the questions would stop!

What will become of Kisa's house once Haru gets there?
Will Megumi really curse Hiro?
Will Hatsu excape house arrest?
Will they find the imposter?
Why is everything catching on fire?

Do you want to know who D.DR is?

Do you want to know who the impster is?!

You'll find out in the next chapter of Souma-Chat!

Episode 105: The final Episode

-Hincaru