Sup guys! I'm back to work on Saturday so until then, typedy type type. Own nothing still.
"How do you know where Vernon went?" Claire asked as we were walking down the hallway.
"I don't" John replied monotonously.
"Well how do you know when he'll be back?"
"I don't"
"What's the point in going to Bender's locker?" Brian asked Andrew.
"Beats me"
"This is so stupid, why are we risking getting caught?"
"Dunno"
"What are we doing?"
"If you're so worried, turn back! You didn't have to come!" I whispered angrily at him.
Bender pulled out a bag from his locker and we quickly turned back down the hallway.
"We'll cross through the lab, and then we'll double back" Bender instructed.
"You better be right, if Vernon cuts us off it's your fault asshole!" Andrew was seriously starting to bug me.
"Wait hold it, hold it! We have to go through the cafeteria!" Vernon crossed the hall in front of us again.
"No, the activities hall" Andrew tried to take charge, which only angered John.
"We're through listening to you, we're going this way" so we went Andrew's way, only to run into an iron gate blocking off the corridor.
"Great idea" Bender looked smug.
"Why didn't you listen to John?" Claire cried.
"We're dead" Brian whimpered and I put a hand on his shoulder to try and calm him.
"No, just me"
"What do you mean?" Brian asked John, tears in his eyes.
"Get back to the library, keep your unit on this" he quickly shoved his bag of marijuana into Brian's pants. I looked Bender in the eyes, a moment later he looked back.
"I'm coming with you" he shook his head and smiled, then grabbed my hand and pulled me along with him.
We ran quickly through the halls, making our way to the gym, Bender started singing "I wanna be an airborne ranger" and I believe I heard Vernon shout 'son of a bitch'.
As we got into the gym Bender picked up a basketball and started bouncing it up and down the court, I sat on the side lines cheering him on. Vernon burst through the door.
"BENDER! What is this? What are you doing here?"
"Oh hi" he smiled sweetly.
"Out! That's it Bender, it's over!"
"Don't you want to hear my excuse?"
"Out!"
"He's thinking of trying out for a scholarship" I skipped over to Vernon with a grin on my face.
"Cocker, get your ass out of this gym right now!" I pouted but turned to walk out of the gym, Bender ran to my side and all three of us walked silently back to the library.
Everyone was sat back in their seats, as if nothing had happened. Vernon shoved me and Bender forward to our seats.
"Get your stuff, let's go! These two took it upon themselves to go to the gymnasium. I'm sorry to inform you, you're going to be without their services for the rest of the day"
"B-o-o-h-o-o" Vernon spelt out.
"Everything's a big joke, huh Bender? The false alarm you pulled Friday. False alarms are really funny aren't they, what if your home, what if your family... What if your dope was on fire?"
"Impossible sir, it's in Johnson's pants" Andrew laughed at this.
"You think he's funny? Lemme tell you something, look at him. He's a bum. You wanna see something funny? You go visit John Bender in five years! You'll see how God damned funny he is! What's the matter John? Gonna cry?" He grabbed John's shoulder.
"Keep your fucking hands off me! I expect better manners from you, Dick" I rushed to the front of the room, waiting for Vernon and John. He pulled out his sunglasses and placed them on the table in front of Andrew and Vernon led us out to a small room which I guessed was an old office.
"Now this is the last time. That's the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, Bender. Someday, when you're outta here and you've forgotten about this place, and they've forgotten about you, and you're wrapped up in your pathetic life.. I'm gonna be there. And I'm gonna kick the living shit out of you" I covered my mouth in shock, looking between Bender and Vernon.
"Are you threatening me?"
"What are you gonna do about it? You think anybody's going to believe you? You think anybody's gonna take your word over mine? I'm a man of respect around here. I'm a swell guy, you're a lying sack of shit and everybody knows it" I could see the pain hiding in Bender's eyes, Vernon kept taunting him, telling him to hit him, then Vernon faked a punch which caused him to flinch.
"That's what I thought, you're a gutless turd!" Vernon left the office and locked the door behind him, we were stuck.
"So.. this should be fun" I yawned, Bender didn't reply.
"He's a jackass" again, no reply. He looked around the ceiling, as if counting the tiles.
"Let's go" he pointed to the hatch on the ceiling, I happily let him go first, I began to wonder how he knew his way around the heating system but I thought better of it.
Bender began telling a joke about a naked blonde walking into a bar but it was cut short when the duct caved under the extra weight, Bender went flying towards the floor shouting 'OH SHIT'. Everyone looked gobsmacked.
"You alright down their John boy?" I giggled and dropped myself down to the ground, I ran to my desk and sat on top of it.
"God damnit! What in God's name is going on in here?" John and I quickly dive behind my desk.
"What was that ruckus?" Vernon asked.
"What ruckus?" Andrew replied first.
"I was just in my office and I heard a ruckus"
"Could you describe the ruckus, sir?" Brian asked.
"Watch your tongue young man"
Bender sat up slightly, knocking his head against the table and groaned. I gritted my teeth and patted his knee to try and keep him quiet. The others tried to cover it by banging on their tables. I laid down so I could see what was happening without giving myself away.
"What is that? What is that noise?"
"What noise?" Andrew tried to look as confused as possible.
Bender slid his hand up the inside of my leg making me squeal, everyone started faking a coughing fit.
"That noise? Was that the noise you were talking about?" Claire pleaded.
"No, that's not the noise I was talking about. Now, I may not have caught you in the act this time, but you can bet I will!" Allison laughed.
"You make book on that missy! I will not be made a fool of!" as he walked away me and John poked our heads out in time to see the toilet cover seat stuck to his butt. Everyone started laughing and I gave Bender a slap on the shoulder.
"Accident?"
"Asshole" I chuckled.
"Sue me" he got up and walked over to Brian.
"So, Ahab... Kybo Mein Doobage?" Brian quickly unzipped his trousers and gave Bender his drugs. He offered his hand to me, happily I took it and we walked to the back of the library to the couches.
"Yo wastoids! You're not going to blaze up in here!" Andrew shouted. Claire and Brian soon joined us, not long after, so did Andrew.
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