PalomaLs: allo, last chapter was a mayor cliffy right (people with daggers and guns and glaring)...0.0...(puts right hand on top of her heart) thou shoul do mortal harm to Naruto but he won't die, I'm not allowed to kill people anyway.
Ace:... I wonder why
PalomaLs: Ace, can you be a dear and bring me a hot chocolate with marshmallows please. (puppy eyes)
Ace: I'm immune to puppy eyes, may I remind you that they turn into big carnivorous k-9
PalomaLs: BABY BUNNY EYES JUTSU!! (Her face is as cute as baby bunnies)
Ace: (O///0)...fine
PalomaLs: thank you Ace.
Ace: is no problem Pals.snickers
PalomaLs: (turns into one tail big Kyuubi) GRRRRRR ROOOAOR!!!!
Ace!(o .) RUN!!! /\ /\
PalomaLs: I love foxes!! (w)S' (runs after Ace)
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Suddenly the heart monitor made a monotone sound, and by the looks of it Naruto's heart won't start by itself any time soon.
"Naruto!!" shouted Tsunade, Jiraya, and Kakashi. Kakashi and Jiraya wanted to get closer, try to help in any way, but they got held back by two of the stat keepers. A doctor came with a shocker from another door in the back(that's what I'm calling it until some one says other wise... you know the one that people say CLEAR!! ZAP).
"Ennui, we can't use the shocker with his chest wide open." Said Tsunade to the girl setting up the machine. "Shizune, give me a pair of gloves, we have to do this manually."
Shizune had a face of pure terror and confusion; she never got the chance to read about these circumstances so it was new for her. "Tsunade-sama what do I do?!" she was starting to panic, which broke the first rule of a surgeon, NEVER PANIC IN THE MIDDLE OF AN OPERATION.. (Is common sense)
"You don't know... how convenient." Tsunade said with sarcasm dripping in her voice "ok, I'll say this once so listen up!! While trying to 'heal' the heart give it a squeeze at the pace of an actual heart pumping blood." Tsunade went right ahead and demonstrated the procedure. First her hand glowed green while encircling the heart with her own hand, and every time she said one Mississippi and a half, which is a second and a half, she squeezed the heart hard enough to open the valves and let the blood go through the veins.(1)
She repeated the procedure about five more times, "Shizune, if the heart doesn't start by the time we reach the 20th heart beat, we will have to put him on life support and halt the operation, now if you excuse me I have to get rid of the dead weight" she was half right, Kakashi and Jiraya were unnecessary weight, but they weren't dead...yet.
Kakashi and Jiraya were on a head lock by both stat keepers, they stop struggling enough to see that Tsunade was walking towards them, she didn't look mad, but she didn't look happy either. "Get them out of here; I want to talk to everyone outside the room when this is all over..." Tsunade told the stat keepers to keep a mind link open; she had a new system of communication, when she needed to converse something she used a Yamanaka jutsu that permitted three people to communicate at the same time, very useful in short distances. After the group left she came to the operating table, Shizune was on the nineteenth heart beat when the heart monitor started beeping, not fast enough for Tsunade's liking but it was good enough for now.
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(1)I got that from the game trauma center.. the Wii operation one... is AWESOME. (actually the heart sounds like a thu-dum because the two valves open one after another. So in my opinion two heart beats actually equal to one... but I think you already know that (.)
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For everyone's torture, Jiraya and Kakashi haven't come out of the operating room, some of them were looking at the floor with a blank look splattered all over their faces, Iruka was holding his head while his elbows were supported by his knees, he started to shake slightly when he heard Naruto's screams. Sakura even asked Iruka if he wanted a cup of strong tea, but he refused, every one else was looking at the door. Concerning that ten minutes have passed since they came in the O.R. every one was on their wits end, suddenly the doors opened wide, everyone expecting Tsunade saying that Naruto was going to live at the most, but their gaze fell to the ground when they saw it was just their teachers being kicked out by two doctors.
The doctors let them go and Jiraya turned around, his face was of pure hatred towards the doctor that held him "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING, I'M HIS TEACHER FOR KAMI'S SAKE," said Jiraya "YOU DON'T HAVE THE RIGHT TO KICK ME OUT!!" Jiraya was infuriated, he wanted to help in any way to amend for his mistake, Naruto was the only person that didn't treat him with respect, he wasn't so stuck up for his standards(maybe except for Tsunade... but that didn't count), he was fun to be around, and wasn't talking like Jiraya was above everyone else. Now that he thinks about it, Naruto was one of a hand full of people he actually loved as family and admired, next to Tsunade, the third, and his own student the fourth. Kami how stupid he's been this past few hours, now that he finally recognizes Naruto as a grandson and not like a brat...he's going to loose him like everyone else(2). 'no...don't think that... he will be fine...he will be...fine'
"Sorry Jiraya-sama" said the doctor that stained him, "but they were the Hokage's orders, if you've stayed there it would've hampered out working space and you might've distracted out team of doctors, forgive me Sannin" saying the most respectful honorific you can give to anyone.
"Don't...call me that.." said Jiraya turning his face to the floor, while his teeth were grinning into each other.
"B-but that's your title Toad-sage." The doctor shuttered, he was afraid that he made one of the Sannin angry.
"i...said...don't call me that...i don't deserve the title right now, not until my gra..." he cleared his throat, it was starting to crack and to cover his mistake"...pupil is up and running 'if he can ever get out of here' "
He slowly slumped his shoulders, his breathing coming in and out normally, the only thing that actually changed was his eyes, they were glassy, had tear straining to get out, his face covered by his hair, and his hands turned to fists. His shoulders were shaking not from rage but from worry and sadness. He really though Naruto was the closest thing to family since the fourth. Damn, that boy can really go deep in your heart. Even he thought the rest of the people he admired were just friends, very good friends but nothing above that.
The room fell silent, Jiraya was trying to hold down sobs.(I know is out of character, but I've never seen him act sensible, like a father instead of a teacher... that's my reason of this out of characterness...that is all). This was the first time he actually cried for anyone, not even when Arashi died did he shed one single tear. Someone put a hand on his shoulder...
"Jiraya-san, sit down for a moment." Said Hinata, it was outstanding that she ordered a Sannin, even if it was calm order, what was even more incredible was that he obliged and sat next to her in the benches.
"w-what happened in there?" asked Chougi he got rid of the potato chip bag about two hours in the waiting, he wasn't that hungry.
"..." Kakashi was the same like Jiraya, just not to the point of emotional breakdown, he wasn't that responsive, but after awhile he answered.
"We... we went inside the O.R to give Naruto his fox back" he was waiting the questions which none came, sure some questioning glances every now and then, but no interruption. "Tsunade was operating on Naruto's left ribs, when we got close... Naruto started to convulse and his heart stopped, Tsunade went right ahead and started a manual resuscitation since they couldn't use the machines to bring him back, the last thing I saw, before they kicked us out was Shizune and Tsunade on the table trying to bring Naruto back." He put a hand on top of his eyes, tired and glassy eyes were in the back of his mask (same reason as Jiraya's out of characterness.)This reminded him of the time Obito died by his hands, even if it wasn't directly, he didn't want to see another person he cared for die. Iruka at hearing the news started to shake full force, tears streamed down his face, and his heart skipped many beats since it was going faster than normal. Every one was worse for the fit; everybody had the eyes bugging out of their head, their hopes were getting crushed. Shikamaru turned to the Doctors looking at them straight in the eye, he walk up to the nearest one and grab hold of his uniform collar.
"So... did they get his heart started or what..." the doctor didn't answer, it wasn't a rhetorical question and he knew that they stayed out side for something. "How come you aren't inside helping The Hokage with Naruto... and finally where did you learn the jutsu for double hearing." He knew because they had that spaced out look when they were opening the mind link.
"So you are as smart as the rumors say", said the male doctor, he had a deep voice and dirty blond hair "the hokage thought it will be good for the hospital if she could call any of us in the shortest amount possible, so she asked the clan head of the Yamanaka to teach us. Our staff efficiency went up 46 in the past year, we aren't helping Uzumaki-san because we are under strict orders from the Hokage to stay out and tell you what's going in inside the O.R, since we don't want anyone barging in when they please" he turned to Kakashi and Jiraya "and finally Uzumaki-san doesn't need to get his heart starting because it's already beating, Tsunade-sama told us about the time the Sannin started screaming at us."
Every one looked at the two doctors in front of the doors, some of them had joyous faces like they could run and skip around like a bunch of kids. Others were quite the opposite; they wanted to massacre the doctors for not telling them sooner. Iruka was shocked, his son figure almost died a few minutes ago in the operation, no wonder they called Naruto the number one unpredictable ninja, he was full of surprises.
Four hours later, many announcements came eight of them being that Naruto's heart stopped and started again and again, the latest announcement being that they were ¾ of the way done. Iruka was worried sick about Naruto now, and no one is going to stop him from going into the room and seeing everything for himself, no one, and he meant no one was going to stop him now. He marched straight to the double doors, grabbed the doctor that was closer in reach and slammed him to the wall " I give you ten seconds to tell Tsunade I'm going in... ten...nine...eight..." he said to the doctor that had blue hair and brown eyes, "it's impossible Umino-Gah..." he couldn't finish his explanation of why he couldn't go, because Iruka started to strangle him with one arm like a Python would do to his victim a kunai in the other hand, the doctor's throat was half way closed and it started to hurt bad. "Now you listen up, if you don't let me in I SWEAR YOU'LL BE BEGING HOKAGE-SAMA TO LET ME GO INSIDE AT ONCE!!!" he was about to punch him straight in the face with Kunai and every bit of rage he had, in his mind he was counting the ten seconds, just three were left. "THREE... TWO...ONE!!" he brought his arm down.
His punch didn't succeed, since all the guys in the room had to hold him back to not kill the doctor. Neji was trying to take the kunai out of his iron grip, which was in vein, Lee was pulling on the arm he didn't have the kunai, Chougi and Sai had his torso, Jiraya had him in a head lock with Shinograbing the other arm, Kiba, Akamaru were restraining his legs while Yamato used his wood jutsu around his waist , Kakashi was trying to hypnotize him with the Sharingan and when it failed started to push him in the other direction. Shikamaru was using his shadow possession jutsu and was very impressed when Iruka kept on moving, and finally Gaara wrapped Iruka's body in sand. The only one that was enjoying this was Kankurou, which he was laughing and rolling on the floor having glares sent by every male in the room. For short every one of their efforts were in vein, even Neji started to block his chakra holes but it didn't work because of the sand, Iruka was worse than Tsunade when it got to Naruto...a hundred times worse.
Again he was cursing, saying incoherent sentences and screaming bloody murder at the doctors, at the people restraining them, and especially at the doors which thanks to them he couldn't see what they were doing to Naruto.
"I'M GONNA BREAK THOSE DOOR SO BAD PEOPLE ARENT GOING TO SEE THE SPLINTERS...GRRR LET...ME...GO!!!!" Iruka was slowly going in the direction of the doors, since he still had 11 people on top, around and below of him.
"Iruka calm down or Sakura is going to sedate you and we won't let you see Naruto!!" Kakashi said earning some grunts and yeah's in support.
"LET ME KILL THE DOOR FIRST OR YOU WILL GO DOWN WITH IT!!!" he was right now talking to everyone in the room, he still hasn't break a sweat out of the whole nightmare, he kneed Kakashi, twisted Lee's arm to the point of breaking it. And when he let go rapidly elbowed Jiraya in the gut with every ounce of force, making all the air rush out of him and trip over Shino, landing on top of Kiba and Akamaru, making Yamato trip on them and release the jutsu, then he rapidly punched Neji in different pressure points, making him very weak and sent tenths of thousands of kunai at Gaara making the sand retract rapidly to protect its master. Then he grabbed eight senbon needles and stabbing them in some pressure points in the arms of Chougi and Sai making them numb, and finally using Shikamaru's jutsu against him, by making him hit his head against the wall, falling with swirls in his eyes, not totally unconscious but too troublesome to stand up. Umino Iruka defeated a count of one Kage, one Sannin, one ANBU, one senior jounin, and eight chunnin. (I'm making Neji a chunnin in this story) in five seconds flat. Then he ran to the doors as fast as he could while charging his hand with chakra, the result were astounding, the door fell into less than half a toothpick, and the ground behind him was filled with casualties, Kakashi moaning in pain crouching in a fetal position (earning many sweat drops from everyone in the room), Kiba and Akamaru trying to lift Shino, Yamato, and Jiraya, Yamato trying to lift Jiraya (this is the pile order, one being the bottom 1. Kiba and Akamaru 2. Shino 3. Yamato 4. Jiraya, which was still recovering from the very hard blow and he was heavy so.. ). Lee nursing his almost broken arm at a bench, Neji trying to put himself together since he was too dizzy to care, Chougi and Sai trying to take the senbon needles out with their mouths, which was pretty funny. Gaara made a cocoon and didn't know that the attack was over, and Shikamaru was on the floor nursing his head. It was a pretty comical scene for Kankurou since he was still laughing out loud while pounding the floor with his fist, and the girls had an unbelievable look on their face.
Iruka was about to enter the room when suddenly he collapsed right inside the room, Tsunade was in front of him to catch him, and also to stop Iruka from doing more damage.
"Sakura send him to room 315 and put him in the sofa, we are sending Naruto there in about an hour after we finish closing the chest cavity." Said Tsunade " Iruka suffered from OLPNPW-KO syndrome, he should be fine after he rests, but just incase give him 10ml of the strongest sedative we have, and a strong tea to relax him... we don't want him to kill anyone over Naruto in his condition."
Sakura nodded and grabbed Iruka taking him to the room 315. after they were gone one of the lucky people that survived Iruka's attack asked the hokage,
"Tsunade-sama, what's OSETPU...or whatever?" asked Chougi
"Is it rare?" asked Hinata
" Its pronounced OLPNPW-KO, and it stands for Over Loving and Protective Ninja Parents With Kids in Operation syndrome, that's pretty common actually..."she looked around the room"…but this one takes the cake." said Tsunade with a smirk, noticing the sweat drops every one gave her, even Kakashi which he was still whimpering from his spot on the floor, having a waterfall coming out of his uncovered eye... all the guys gave him sympathy and pitied him, except Kankurou, he was still laughing... until Temari fanned him hard in the manhood…'that'll teach him for laughing at people' thought Tsunade, Temari and the rest of the O.R population.
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(2) you know when Tsunade left the village that's what I meant
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Tsunade came back inside the O.R. 3, everything was going smoothly since it was the easiest part of an operation. They were closing some incisions in the flesh, and stitching some major dents in the flesh with a special thread that got dissolved in the tissue. Tsunade was supervising the sutures until she head rustling on the side of Naruto's operation bed, she saw a fox with three whiskers on the sides of the cheeks, two tails with white tips, and he was red-orange color. Kyuubi woke up, cautiously opening one eye to see if some thing happened, after a few second he opened the other eye, stood up and shook himself. It was funny see kyuubi shake himself because when he stopped he looked like a fur-ball, since the static from the shock attack stayed with him. Tsunade giggled while looking at the all mighty Kyuubi with static. Of course he was going to object to the treatment Tsunade was giving him, but when he talked it came up like dog barks and yips. He tried again and the same yips came out, again and he shut his mouth, one last time and he couldn't hear his voice as a demon, but like an ordinary animal. Tsunade didn't want to laugh out loud at his vocabulary problem, so she just crouched and told him in the ear,
"Can you talk telepathically?" asked Tsunade
"hmmmw" said Kyuubi 'I don't know' ( translation are in bold now with this symbols ('') and in mental talk ("") when he is talking to animals or to people….of course a normal person won't understand him)
"Ok I didn't understand that, but keep a mind link open…" Tsunade made some hand signs and in no time Tsunade heard what he was thinking.
"What is this crazy 50 year old doing?" thought Kyuubi
"I heard that!!" said Tsunade out loud, making everyone in the room look at her, she smiled sheepishly and took Kyuubi out of the O.R. and started to walk with him to room 315.
"You heard that??" said Kyuubi quite impressed
"Yeah and you are the one to talk Mr. 500 year old sun-burned fox!" Tsunade said fuming all the way to the room 350
"Watch it Tsunade-sama, you don't like it when I'm angry..." Kyuubi said mockingly
"Guess what, without seven tails I can beat you with just one finger." said Tsunade in a matter-of-fact, showing of her index finger.
"Yeah, you just keep thinking that Hokage-sama…" said Kyuubi after some awkward silence Tsunade thought of something…
"…can you do jutsu?" asked the hokage
Kyuubi was thinking hard, he had super strength and sword proof fur so he never actually used jutsu…"To tell you the truth I'm not too sure… I'll try a bushin." Kyuubi concentrated his chakra to a symbol his tails made; it looked like a kai symbol. A cloud came out and when it dispersed, there was a cheap, white imitation of the original lying beside him with the tong sticking out, kyuubi sweat dropped. Tsunade was laughing to say the least, you would be laughing too because the great kyuubi couldn't do a single bushin. "Well at least we know you can use jutsu, that doesn't mean you're any good at it." Said Tsunade wiping of an invisible tear.
They kept on talking on how to train him to be a nin-fox, Kyuubi got shocked again since the room was about twenty meters from where Naruto was. While they were waiting for Naruto, Tsunade also taught Kyuubi on how to use the mind link by himself. By the time the doctors and Naruto catched up to them and got in the room he learned how to use Kawarimi, Bushin, and the mind link jutsu. Tsunade opened the door to find every one there looking in the bed were a very pale and very fragile looking Naruto was sleeping. The girls were talking with Kurenai about nothing special, the guys were just sitting around nursing their wounds (chougi and sai still couldn't feel their arms), Kakashi was sitting on a chair since his legs wouldn't support him much ( OMG I am so mean gomen, gomen, gomen for kakashi's problem, but I couldn't think of anything else) and Iruka was lying on the couch still unconscious and with Sakura with a needle near by, just incase Iruka woke up and went on a rampage again.
Every one heard Tsunade and the fox open and close the door, before they started asking questions, she said...
"Naruto is fine now; I don't recommend anyone hugging him or give him any food for at least 24 hours."
Everyone gave a sigh of relief, at least Iruka won't go on a rampage again. Tsunade also told them that Naruto will be weak and most probably he wont be waking up today, but they were welcome to stay if they didn't make any noise tsuande also told them that naruto's immune system is less than an average shinobi so they had to be careful to not get Naruto sick,"Now that we know Naruto isn't dieing, how about some introductions with that fox over there." Asked Asuma, he wasn't smoking because he wasn't allowed, after a chech-up Tsunade gave him, he got on a habit of chewing twigs instead.
" This is Naruto's nin-fox," said Jiraya since Tsunade didn't know what to say " Naruto got him as a new born pup after he saved a feudal lord's daughter six months into our travels, he got him as a gift of thanks." Jiraya thought they believed it to the extent of not asking awkward questions, although he wasn't expecting a question that came form our dog lover Kiba.
"What's his name?" Jiraya was speechless, he was furiously thinking about a suitable name for the demon fox. A light bulb came in his head, "This very handsome and intelligent fox's name" Jiraya had to throw praises at kyuubi since the name wasn't demon material, "is Tai".
Tsunade looked at Jiraya incredulously, that isn't a bad name'.
' couldn't you choose some thing more demon-ish' said kyuubi in yips and barks while looking at Jiraya
"Red snapper hu… it fits it nicely." Said Kiba while petting Tai, Tai stopped barking, feeling someone scratch his ears.
'you know…I can get used to this' thought Tai while purring.
The girls came to pet Tai too, they were drooling over him, and even Lee wanted to look at the fox. Every one petted him and Tai thought it wasn't going to be bad living in the mortal world. After the much needed introduction, everyone went and did what they were doing before, the girls talking to kurenai and the boys, for the exeption of Gaara nursing their wounds.
Kyuubi went to Kakashi's lap, since his chair was the closest to Naruto's bed, and started to talk to Kakashi mentally,
"Hey kakashi"
"Liking the outside Kyuubi… or should I say Tai, kind of thinking about it we should call you Ebitai (1) now…" Tai gave a low growl and started to sink his sharp claws in Kakashi's injury (youknowwere…gomen for that), kakashi suppressed a hiss of pain and finally thought to Tai..
"Fine, fine just take your claws of there; I need them for later in my life if you don't mind"
"I stop sinking my claws if you never call me Ebi again…"
"Okok just stop it." Tai visually and mentally pleased retracted his claws and purred, falling asleep in Kakashi's lap. Kakashi thinking he could do nothing about it just stroked Tai's fur.
They kept on with their business about four hours later, the only noise being the chatter and the army of machines trying to keep Naruto in a stable enough conditon, they couldn't get out of the big size room since it was raining cats and dogs outside. Tai woke up, with a start he went with Iruka, since he woke up from the forced sleep about two hours in the waiting, and opened a mind link.
"Iruka-san, Naruto is waking up..." Iruka of course was surprised when Tai talked without moving his mouth but the first part of the news was understood..
"WHAT?!" Iruka started to walk/jog to the bed, Tai in tow and asked Kakashi if he could have the chair, kakashi didn't mind since he was all better from his little problem. Iruka sat down just when Naruto began to stir. Tai sat in Iruka's lap and waited for Naruto to wake up too.
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ebi means shrimpsmall(?)
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