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Chapter 4
Me: *Sweatdrops* Damn, just as I got rid of Crocoboy and the Trash birdman, Fireboy and Pineapple head turn up!
Marco: I am not a pineapple, yoi!
Me: Whatever you say.
*Ace and Luffy are engaged in an eating contest*
Me: *Shakes head* Anyways, welcome back to Talk Time! We have questions!
Zoro: Still?
Me: Yes, still. Anyways, the first of today's questions come from Man Of Shadows. 'For the author, go blow Mihawk! :3
And I will pay 5000 beris to the person who'll kick Sanji in the balls!'
Mihawk: *Spits mouthful of wine into Zoro's face*
Me: *Sweat drops*
Shanks: *Drunkenly* Hawky's gonna get laid!
Mihawk: *Hold necklace blade to Shanks's throat* Watch your mouth.
Me: *Sighs* Can we get this over with? I'm not getting any older, you know!
In another room…
Mihawk:…How are we going to do this?
Me: *Is already on knees in front of him and has started to remove his trousers* You were saying?
Mihawk: Aren't you uncomfortable down there, Cherie?
Me: Nah, I'll be fine. *Takes Mihawk into mouth*
Mihawk:…Aah…
Me: *Chokes slightly*
Mihawk: Are you okay?
Me: *Removes Mihawk from mouth* I'm fine, it's just it's been a while since I've last did this. *Takes Mihawk back into mouth*
Mihawk:…Oh, God, Cherie…
Me: *Removes Mihawk from mouth again* You came already?
Mihawk: …
Me: We've left Shanks alone with the booze long enough, we should back in the other room. *Wipes mouth*
Back in the main room…
Zoro: *Smirking* That didn't take long, did it?
Mihawk: *Death glare*
Me: *Sweatdrops* So, who's the brave fool willing to kick Sanji in the balls?
Zoro: I'll do it.
*Zoro heads into the kitchen. A sudden yell and sounds of fighting ensue. Zoro emerges from the kitchen*
Me: A brave fool, indeed.
*5000 beris appears on the table*
Nami: I'll take this, but you still have a long way to go to pay off your debt!
Zoro: DAMN GREEDY WITCH!
Me: Is it me, or is there some serious sexual tension between those two?
*Robin, Franky, Chopper, Brook and Usopp all nod*
Me: *Takes a drink of wine* Right, on to the next set of questions and yoshi3000 has returned once again! '-is laughing way hard-
It's time I gave some more questions. :3
1. What does Hancock think of the fact the fans find Nico Robin, One Piece's sexiest woman! Also Cherie, give Nico Robin, a trophy.
2. For Cherie, put Nami in the "casting couch".
3. For Sanji and Franky, have them look up "One Piece of Ass by Shadbase" They'll enjoy it.
4. For Zoro, give him lightsabers for a day. He may choose which color lightsabers he want.
5. For Luffy, for Nami's amusement, give Arlong a Metsu Shoryuken.
6. For Robin, dress up as Kitana (MK9)!
7. For Brook, Sanji, and Franky (and the rest of them later): go look up "One Piece - Panty Project", it's on DeviantART.
Have fun! :3'
*The door bursts open and Boa Hancock, eyes full of fire appears*
Hancock: WHAT?! ARE THESE FANS BLIND?! ME, THE WORLD'S MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IS INFERIOR TO HER!? *Points at Robin*
Me: *Not wanting to admit that I kind of agrees with the poll* Well, that's on the fans, and not you, eh? *Points in the direction of Luffy*
*Hancock goes off in that direction as I sneak off into another room. I return holding a trophy and hands it over to Robin*
Me: From your appreciative fanboys and fangirls!
Robin: Thank you! *Smiles*
Me: She's adorable when she smiles like that!
Franky: *Crying manly tears* Yup! It's SUPER!
Nami: What's a 'casting couch'?
Me: *Shoves Nami into another room and shuts the door* We'll probably won't see her for the rest of this episode. Oi, Sanji, get over here!
Sanji *Noddles his way into the room* YEES, CHERIE-SWAN?
Me: *Sweatdrops* Just get your ass over here.
One Google search later…
Sanji: *On the floor in a puddle of his own blood*
Franky: *Nosebleeds cola for some reason* SUPER!
Me: Oi, Zoro.
Zoro: What?
Me: You got lightsabers!
*Zoro's katanas have become lightsabers. All three are blue*
Me: Well?
Zoro: *Is outside fighting with Mihawk*
Me: Well, that's a sight I'd never thought I'd see. Lightsabers in the One Piece universe!
*Nami reappears in the room, totally pissed*
Nami: I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!
Me: Wow, everyone sure loves shouting in caps lock in this episode… Luffy! It's Arlong! He's come back for Nami!
Luffy: HE'S NOT TOUCHING MY NAKAMA! *Hadoukens Arlong into infinity*
Me: Arlong's now *pulls out sunglasses and puts them on* sleeping with the fishes!
*The Who's 'YEEAAAHHH!' blasts out from nowhere, causing everyone to have spontaneous heart attacks*
Me: I'm sorry but I've always wanted to make that reference.
Nami: YOU'RE DEAD!
Me: Luffy just turned Arlong into fish food and you got money from Zoro! What more do you want, woman!?
Nami: More money from you.
Me: Okay. *Gives a massive sack of Beri to Nami, a very happy Nami has jumped into the sack and is swimming in the money*
Everyone else: IT WAS THAT EASY!?
Me: That's Nami for you! Yo, Robin! *gives Kitana costume*
*Robin disappears into another room. A moment later she re-emerges in the costume. Again, explosive nosebleeds all around*
Me and Franky: *Gives thumbs up* SUPER!
Sanji: *On the floor in a bigger pool of blood*
*A DeviantART search later*
Brook: *On the floor in a puddle of blood*
Me: I hope he's not dead, oh wait…
Brook: Skull joke!
Sanji: *On the floor in an even BIGGER pool of blood*
Chopper: Damn it, Cherie! Are you trying to kill Sanji?!
Me: Don't blame me, blame the question askers.
Nami: YOU GUYS ARE PERVERTS!
Me and Brook: Yeah, so? *Shrugs*
Franky: Stop it, you're making me blush!
Me: Anyways, Shanks and Hawky have another question! 'I've got another for Shanks and Mihawk:
What's the dirtiest fantasy they've ever had?'
Shanks: *Laughs* That's easy, having a harem of beautiful women fawn over me!
Me: *Sweatdrops* Uh-huh.
Mihawk: None of your business.
Shanks: Answer the question, Hawky!
Mihawk: No.
Me: I'm gonna move on before Shanks opens his trap again, this time from sljk156fun asks 'I've got one for all the strawhats, shanks, boa and mihawk
What is their biggest turn off in a partner?'
Luffy: Stealing the last piece of meat.
Zoro: What kind of a shitty question is that?
Nami: Having money stolen from me.
Usopp: Not believing any of my many TRUE stories.
Me: *Cough* Bullshitliar *Cough*
Usopp: I heard that!
Sanji: Wasting food.
Chopper: Not liking sweet things.
Robin: Disrespecting history.
Franky: Having my balls crushed.
Me: *Snickers* You're still hung up on that?
Franky: She was hurting my masculine pride!
Me:…Why do I ship you two again?
Brook: Not seeing panties.
Me: Oi, Oi.
Shanks: Teetotallers.
Mihawk: People who drink very cheap booze.
Shanks: Oi!
Me: I don't think Hawky was talking about you, Shanks…
Hancock: Anyone not Luffy.
Me: *Sweatdrops* That was TOO easy… Oh, last question for this episode from Psycho the random Fox. 'oooh you ship LawLu? I ship ZoLu! Also LUFFY, YOUR ASS IS CUTE! Do ya mind if i touch it?
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Luffy: What? Why would anyone want to touch my ass?
Ace: *Wakes up* Who wants to touch my little brother!?
Me: Ah, Ace, you're awake. Nobody, it was a question.
*Checks out the video*
Luffy: Follow this person!
Me: Okay! *Subscribes to the channel, then notices the time* Ah, we're out of time! Unfortunately, Shanks and his crew are leaving after this chapter but it looks like Marco and Ace are sticking around for a while!
*Door opens to reveal Trafalgar Law and his crew*
Me: Hey, Law.
Law: Cherie-ya.
Me: I'm just wrapping up the episode, you do plan on sticking around for a while, yes?
Law: You're the one that invited me here, Cherie-ya!
Me: Yeah, yeah. As I was saying, Ace, Marco, Law and his crew are going to be sticking around for a while! So more questions, please!
