Herm: Yes. Fitz is insane. FITZ DOESN'T DESERVE HER!

Guest: NO! SOPHITZ SHALL DIE! Why Do you ship it?!

Quick recap on most recent chapter:

Fitz is being attacked by the fandom and said he will break up with Sophie. Sophie still thinks she likes Fitz.

AND NOW THE NEW CHAPTER OF DIANA OR BAM!

Biana: Should we go to sleep? I mean we already discussed the boys and I think I made my decision.

Marella, Linh, Sophie: WHO IS IT!

Biana: It's... actually I don't want to tell. Yet. Wow you guys must really hate me. :) Stay alive for the next chapter! Stay aliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiive!

Marella: Really! I need to know who I will end up with. If you don't decide I will!

Biana: NO! I mean umm, no thanks. I can make my own decisions.

Sophie: I have a brilliant idea!

Biana: If it involves us almost dying trying to defeat the Neverseen, I'm out.

Linh: Same here.

Marella: I have to agree.

Sophie: No! I would never do that!

Marella: *Facepalms* Sure...

Sophie: Anyway, my plan was to go pull a prank on the boys!

Biana: YES!

Marella: I SECOND IT!

Biana: I THIRD IT!

Linh: Are you sure guys? Isn't that sort of mean?

Sophie: Of course not! ...Totally.

HI ITS FANGIRL AND I'M HERE TO TELL YOU... BAM WILL WIN! DON'T LISTEN TO HER! - Back to the story:)-GB23

Marella: Should we put a gulon in their room?

Biana: Oh soooooooooo original!

Sophie: Biana's right, we need to do something *dramatic hair flip* AMAZING, INSPIRING, SENSATION-

Biana: Yes yes, we get the point.

Sophie: Let me finish! We need to do something *Dramatic hair flip* Amazing, inspiring, sensational, astonishing, astounding, surprising, bewildering, stunning, staggering, shocking, startling, stupefying, breathtaking, perplexing, confounding-

Everyone: Sophie?

Sophie: dismaying, disconcerting, shattering, awesome, awe-inspiring, sensational, remarkable, spectacular, stupendous, phenomenal, prodigious, extraordinary, incredible, unbelievable, wonderful, marvelous, thrilling, exciting, mind-blowing, flabbergasting, supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, amaze-balls, wondrous, and dumbfounding! *Dramatic hair flip*

Linh: Okayyyyyyyy then...

Marella: *starts clapping*

Biana: *Facepalms*

Sophie: *Takes a bow*

Now we must go back to the infamous...GUYS NIGHT!

Quick recap of what is happening at guys night: Fitz agreed to break up with Sophie in order to gain saltiness powers. He also called Dex "Deck" and now the fandom is attacking him. And now GUYS NIGHT!

Fitz: NO! WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MEEEEEEEEEEE! I thought the fandom liked me!

Dex: That's what he said...

Tam: CALM DOWN EVERYONE! OR ELSE YOU SHALL FELL THE WRATH OF MY SALTSHAKERS!

*Everyone immediately freezes and bows down to Tam*

Tam: WORSHIP ME! I AM...TAM THE SALT PHEONIX!

Keefe: NO! I will not worship this monstrosity!

Dex: I agree with Keefe! Fitz said he will dump Sophie to become like Tam!

Fitz: I HATE SOPHIE, I LOVE SALT! *Dumps bucket of Salt on top of his head*

Keefe: *Facepalms*

Fitz: Why are you so against salt Keefe? Look I'll show you the magic of salt. *Dumps bucket on top of Keefe's Hair*

Entire world except Fitz: *Worlds biggest gasp*

Fitz: What?

Dex: Oh no...

Keefe: Y-You messed up...THE HAIR!

Fitz: Oh crap...

Keefe: *Points at Fitz* CHARGE!

Fitz: You want me to charge your phone?

Keefe: NO YOU IDIOT! It means we're attacking you!

Fitz: Who would attack me? I am a perfect teal eyed elf with teal eyes! Oh, and did I mention my eyes are teal?

Tam: Biana's eyes are teal.

Dex: Biana's eyes are a BETTER teal than yours!

Fitz: How can a certain teal be better?

Tam: Well, it all depends who's face they are in.

Dex: Biana's face is...

Tam, Dex: *Put hand over heart* BEAUTIFUL!

Keefe: Your face is...

Tam, Keefe, Dex: HIDEOUS.

Fitz: But- but- I THOUGHT I WAS HANDSOME!

Keefe: Your eyes made you look okay, until... Lodestar.

Fitz: What?

Dex: You know, the book where we figured out the Lodestar symbol!

Fitz: The one where Keefe was in the NEVERSEEN!

Keefe: You mean the one where I sacrificed my friendships in order to protect my friends and the world? Yes.

Fitz: But what book?

Dex: You don't know...that while we all almost die, this evil woman under the name of...SHANNON writes books about-

Keefe: THE HAIR!

Dex: No, she writes about-

Tam: THE BANGS!

Dex: No, she writes about-

Fitz: THE EYES!

Dex: NO! We've already been through this, you eyes are ugly! Anyway, she writes about Sophie and how she makes bad decisions such as dating Fitzroy Avery Vacker!

Fitz: What did you just say Deck?

Entire Fandom: *GASP*

Fitz: Oh no, not again-AHHHHHHH! *Is getting attacked by the fandom*

Ok, I think that's all for this chapter! Please review! Or else Tam the Salt Pheonix will die! Also congratulate A very obsessed fangirl, she passed her black belt test, so know she can kill Fitz if she wants to! I really need to stop ranting-WE KNOW WHO'S REALLY DOING THE PLANTING! Ok I need to stop. REMEMBER TO REVIEWWWWWWW!