Hello again, my friends!
Another chapter has been posted! ouo
-kyuubiqueen- - xD Yes, that was the best I could do on short notice.
Onto the chapter! 8D
Sora skipped along the long windy path. "Why am I skipping along this long windy path?" He asked the narrator. "I don't know, ask the writer!" A very handsome voice spoke from the clouds in heaven. It was obviously the marvelous looking narrator of this story. "Why am I skipping along this long windy path?" Sora asked, obviously to the not as ravishing looking story writer, compared to the unthinkably good looking, undeniably best person there is, the narrator.
"THAT'S IT!" A booming voice thundered. It was obviously not the lovely, pretty, beautiful narrator. "SHUT UP! I SMITE YOU!"
After a lot of smiting, the narrator was replaced. (Thanks for the gig, by the way writer.)
"Why the hell am I skipping along this long windy path?!" Sora asked again, getting frustrated and trying to get the story back to the point. The thundering voice appeared again. "Because you are," Sora smiled and continued to skip. "Good enough for me!"
To be continued…
Right now…
Rock Man appeared in front of the skipping Sora. "I grab him today!" (I have you now!) Sora stopped and stared at the man. Who was Rock Man. "You know, I'll never be able to look at you the same since I saw you naked." Rock Man reddened. "Up shut!" (Shut up!) Goofy appeared. "Maaaaaaaaaan titiieeeeeeeeeeesss!" He hollered. Donald appeared also. "Why don't I do anything funny in this story?!" The thundering voice appeared again. "Because I hate you," Donald exited the screen, screeching profanities. "Beeping beep beeper! I should beep your beeping beep 'til your beeping beeper beeps off!" Goofy also exited the scene. "Donald! Look here! There might be youngin's listenin' ta you! There are things you just can't say on set!" "I can beeping swear if I beeping want to, beeping beeper beep face! Goofy, you have always been a beeper!" Donald answered, disappearing from sight as Goofy chased his duck friend on his bow legs.
Sora just stood there and looked white. "S-So… many… b-beeps…" He mumbled, as he fainted. Rock Man just stood there. A tumbleweed rolled past. Silence. Then Rock Man decided that he should make the story his own for the rest of the chapter!
Flashy lights appeared as Rock Man walked onto the stage in a tuxedo. "Please, please, chicks and dudes," (Thank you, thank you, ladies and gentlemen,) He spoke, in an announcers voice. "Come well into this century film! Second, I got an perform ants named 'Tree Bocks'." (Welcome to the show of the century! First, I have a performance called 'The Box'.)
A light shone on a closed red curtain, and as it opened, a single cardboard box lay on the floor boards. For a few seconds nothing happened, but then a toothbrush waddled in a jumped on top of it. The crowd applauded and waited for the performance to be performed. The toothbrush waited for a minute, before music ripped on and the toothbrush began to dance! The rumba! The Cha-Cha! Disco! Waltz! Potato! It was doing all sorts of dance! The crowd was stunned. When the toothbrushes dancing subsided, all went silent. The crowd went wild! Clapping and cheering and wooting and hooting and hearing!
The curtain closed and everything suddenly disappeared. Even Rock Man. Even the tumbleweed.
Yes. Got a bit random at the end. Hope you liked! Review!
