Well, because of review requests, I guess I have a couple things to say. Ike The Merc's little brother actually thought of this story as a fan fiction. The inspiration came from when me and Ike The Merc were playing Ocarina of Time one day, and I was on Gerudo's Fortress (I'll admit, I actually stunk at it). Sneaking around the fortress reminded me of the song, "Secret Agent Man" (By Johnny Rivers, I should probably say), and I started singing it. Then, Ike The Merc (Wow, I'm saying that like it's his real name!) changed the lyrics and started singing, "Secret Agent Link!" (But, I thought of the part after that, with the mission and fame stuff). So, I started making the plot, storyline, and everything, and made it into a story. Now that the creation explanation is done, let's continue with the story!
Chapter 4: The Secret Agent Carpenter Spies
After the long and hard journey, Link and Navi finally arrived in Gerudo Valley. Link knew they had arrived when he heard music in his head.
"Alright! I love this music!" Link said. For some reason, whenever Link entered Gerudo Valley, awesome music (and you know it's awesome) started playing. Suddenly, Link stopped in front of a Cucco.
"Hey! It's... it's... never mind," Link said.
"Jeez, Link, what's with you and Cuccos lately?" Navi said. Link then stopped again.
"Get down! Look out!" Link whispered.
"Wow, you're acting like a secret agent already! And what's the problem?" Navi whispered back.
"That guy... see that guy in front of the tent? I think he's watching us," Link said.
"Oh, don't be silly. That must be the tent people Owl Friend was talking about," Navi said.
"Oh, fine," Link said, and got up. The man was still watching him. Link moved forward, towards the bridge. Then, he stopped once again.
"Look, Navi! A freshwater river, and a waterfall! Yahoo!" Link exclaimed, and dived off the cliff edge.
"Wait, Link! There's some solid ground there, too!" Navi warned. But it was too late.
"What?" Link mumbled, as he saw a stone walkway next to the river. And he had dived too far.
"Oh crap," He barely whispered.
A huge cracking sound boomed out through Gerudo Valley.
"Hey, Mister Secret Agent, wake up!" A voice sounded.
"I don't know. He took a pretty hard hit to the head. But why the heck would you build a hidden walkway made of stones!?" Another voice sounded.
"Well, I didn't build it. Maybe Din or Nayru did," The first voice said.
"C'mon, don't be ridiculous. Who believes that crap, besides... well, besides..."
"Everybody, you mean?". The two voices argued on and on. Link finally opened his eyes.
"Ow, my head," He groaned.
"Hey, he's awake! Link, are you okay?" Navi shouted, and flew to him. Next to Navi was a Gerudo, and a cow.
"Ahhh! Gerudo! Navi, we have to get out of here!" Link shouted to Navi.
"No, it's okay, she's a nice Gerudo," Navi explained.
"Yeah, I became stranded here a long time ago, and had only milk from this cow to live on, plus some fried Octorok from my campfire. I kinda miss my home, Gerudo Fortress," The Gerudo explained.
"Link, this is Gwago. Gwago, this is Link,". Navi did the introductions.
"Gwago!? What kind of a name is that?" Link laughed.
"It's actually a nickname. But I have no idea why people call me that. Ow!" Gwago said. An Octorok popped up out of the river, and shot a rock at Gwago. "Ugh. Sometimes, I feel like I suffer so much pain, my nervous system is gonna stop working from overuse or something," Gwago said.
"Enough about nervous systems. Listen!" Link said. They listened carefully as they heard a man talking to someone.
"Hey, I think that's that carpenter guy who always stands outside of the tent!" Gwago said. They listened to him talk.
"Well, I would, BUT WE HAVE NO SECRET AGENTS! Can't you get that into your head? Man, Hyrule needs more diversity," The man said. Link literally jumped up.
"Secret agents!? Over here, sir! We're right here!" Link shouted, and ran over to where the man could see him.
"Huh? Did you say you're a secret agent? Well, what're you doing down there then?" The man shouted.
"Well, I got kinda stuck down here," Link said.
"Okay then. C'mon up!" The man said, and threw down a very long rope. Navi just flew up to the cliff edge.
"Alright! Thank you, sir!" Link and Gwago both shouted. They climbed the rope slowly, and joined the man where he stood, next to the tent, as always. They were now on the other side of the bridge.
"Come on inside this tent. It's our hideout," The man said. "By the way, my name's Jack. And we can save the rest of the introductions for when we enter the tent," He said, and they walked inside the tent.
As Link, Navi, and Gwago entered the tent, the first thing that happened were all the carpenters screaming, "GERUDO! AHHH!". Gwago then had to explain that she was a lost gerudo, and wouldn't hurt anyone, or lock up the carpenters. Then, one by one, Ichiro, Jiro, Sabooro, and Shiro came to introduce themselves to the newcomers. Finally, when all introductions were done, the carpenters talked to Link.
"So, you're gonna be a secret agent for us?" They asked.
"Yes! I am! But, can't you guys be secret agents too?" Link said.
"Actually, we're spies. In fact, our organization has a name. Secret Agent Carpenter Spies, SACS for short," Jack said.
"And all we need is a secret agent, like you!" Jiro said.
"Okay then. I'll accept!" Link said.
"Good. Then you'll be starting tomorrow," Jack said.
"YAHOO!" Link jumped up, and everyone cheered with him.
Later on, while the SACS were having dinner, everyone was talking about Link. Navi was telling Jack about Link.
"Well, you see, sometimes he can be a little-"
"Hey! What's up guys?" Link came in right before Navi could tell some bad news.
"Oh! Link! You're just in time! I have something to tell you," Jack said.
"Really? What is it?" Link asked eagerly.
"You will now be called, "Agent 666", Jack proudly said. Link didn't seem happy.
"Um, sir? Is it possible that I could have a different number?" Link shyly said.
"Why? Is there something wrong with 666?" Jack snapped back.
"Yeah, it's-I mean no, it's just that... do you need to give me a triple digit number when I'm the only secret agent?" Link said.
"True, yes. Alright then, you will be, "Agent 66", Jack said.
"Well then, that's better," Link sighed.
"Now, you should be going to bed. Everyone else is done with their dinner, and you need to be wide-awake for your first mission tomorrow," Jack ordered.
"Aye aye, sir," Link said, and walked off to bed.
"Oh, and we're not pirates," Jack said, and also walked off to bed. Link just rolled his eyes, and smiled, excited for his first secret agent mission in the morning.
