:D I am going to update at least once a week.

19 fans on Facebook~ I never thought anyone would pay attention.

I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.

Thank the Gods of Diabetic Squirrels I don't.

Can squirrels even BE diabetic?


Last night after dinner, the stove blew up.

It happened right after Gokudera commented on the fact that Lambo's pink grenades were too gay to be near Juudaime.

Lambo happened to toss a bunch of those grenades around the kitchen.

When Nana Sawada saw the destruction in the kitchen, she didn't care about the injured people.

"I'm in despair! I'm in despair over the fact that my favorite object has been destroyed!"

Tsuna (who was covered in burnt pork and super crispy broccoli) got up and dusted his pants.

"Ano... Mom? Can't we just get a new stove to replace it?"

Nana's mood quickly changed. "Of course! How silly of me to forget~ I'll cook a feast using a new stove tomorrow~"

Tsuna wondered if she noticed how his arm was bleeding a bucket of blood.

Oh well, he can bother her about minor problems later.


The next morning, Tsuna saw the new stove in the kitchen...

It was red, it was all pretty and new like an expensive three million dollar car...

It looked a bit supicious but Nana was dishing out ultra gourmet dishes by the truckload.

Tsuna decided to help himself to some chicken.

When he took a bite, there was one thing he thought of.

'Strange... Raspberry octopus? Isn't this chicken?'

'Also, chocolate sushi... Blueberry chili dog...'

It was his mom's cooking, so it was delicious, but...

'Pork intestine pasta with strawberry garlic sauce? That's it!'

"Uh... Mom? The food tastes strange... What are you using?"

He tried to tap her on the shoulder, but the stove emmitted a warning glow.

'Back off mortal, or face death by potato salad and super cheesy bites.'

Tsuna ran straight to his room. "REBORN! WE HAVE A DEMON STOVE!"

Reborn was once again drinking his signature cup of coffee with leon perched on his hat.

"Don't be silly, the stove was made by Bianchi from the remains of Dino's first car."

"Just HIS car? "Reborn, I think I saw a eye on the knob..."

"Bianchi also acquired many haunted kokeshi dolls to make it. I call it the Kokeshi Car Stove!"

"I think we need another exorcist again..."

A tall dandelion haired man was conveniently passing by.


Ichigo was looking skeptical and annoyed.

"Haunted ovens? I only deal with Hollows."

A girl punched him on the arm. "Just help them, you idiot."

"Fine!" He took out a glove, put his hand to his chest, and fell to the ground.

"Hiiiiiiiiiiiii! Did he die?" Tsuna did not want to be responsible for his death.

The girl just said "Relax, he'll definitely be fi-"

In that moment, the dandelion haired man eye's popped open.

"Ichigo, are you all right? You look a bit pale..." Ichigo screamed.

"I'M NEVER GOING HERE AGAIN! THE KOKESHI DOLLS ARE HERE! RUN!"

He disappeared out the door in a few seconds.

Rukia ran out after him. "What the hell? Get back here!"


From that point onwards, Tsuna had to bear the strange tasting food.

The next time Dino visited, he left with multiple burns.

"I really didn't trip this time! It was the stove! The STOVE hates me!"

Yeah right Dino, your men weren't here this time.

"But I managed to not spill my food!"

Dino, don't argue. You managed to spill your soup too.

"I felt the anger of my old ferrari in there!"

It's not the car's fault it crashed into the 20th floor of a skyscraper.

"I was just taking a nap..."

While driving? Oh dear...


~*Wafia Omake*~

Meagan: Boss, were you the one that supplied Bianchi the materials for the demon stove?

Me: Yes I was, is there anything wrong with that? We have to reduce, reuse, and recycle.

Adrianne: OMFG, Pokemon is trying to act earth friendly.

Harrison: There is something wrong with that.

Cindi: Hey Jen! There is a evil doll at the door calling your name.

Me: Go forth, my useless pineapple minion.

Jin: What? WAIT! AGHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *sounds of shredded clothing*

Adrianne: I is not human meat shield for now?

Me: You is not human meat shiel for now.


If ferraris are about 3 million dollars, then he wasted a lot of the family's bank account on them.

Dino, even though you are really cute, I have to question your IQ.

I hope its higher than the rock next to me.

. Suggest objects for use please!

Some friends suggested basic objects like cups, knives, plates, etc.

Lets get something that is more than one piece, hm?