Little America Wyoming
After an hour and a half later the Jeep pulled up to a mad house. SUV's and Motor Homes fight for places in the gas lines. People circled the parking lot looking for a spot to park sharks circling looking for a distressed swimmer.
"We, are, gonna get, some I SCREAM!" Alfred sung.
"This is madness." Matthew said jumping as someone honked in the gas line.
"Oui, this is quite crazy." Francis said looking around
"Crazy? Dudes this is a slow day. Oh SPOT!" Alfred said swerving into a parking spot. "ALRIGHT DUDES BATHROOM BRAKE THAN 75 CENT ICE CREAM! READY GO!" Alfred said before bailing out of the car and running inside.
"This is insane."
"How are we going to survive in there."
"Act like an American?"
"And how the bloody hell are we going to do that."
"American accents?"
"Um none of us can do that Mattie."
"How about we don't freak out."
"That seems harder than it sounds."
"Then we just be ourselves."
"Are you crazy?"
"Mattie are you crazy?"
"No. I am going in."
"Mattie you are crazy."
"Wish me luck." Mattie said getting out of the car before walking inside.
"Is he alright...did he get trampled?"
"This is bollocks. I am going inside!"
"Waaaahhh! You are crazy."
"Yes you can stay in the car if you are going to be such a pussy."
"What did you call me?"
"Oh you know what i bloody said I don't need to repeat it."
"You take that back!"
"NO!" Arthur said slamming the door of the car before going inside.
"Le fuck you!" Francis said getting you of the car following suit.
The building was full of people. To the left of the first set of doors there was a 'wall' of key chains all saying Wyoming. The area beyond that was full of round tables and kosshy chairs. There were isles of every American junk food valuable past the massive line of rounded people getting there 75 cones. the bathrooms were all the way at the back. making it impossible not to walk past the "I went to wyoming and all I got was this dirty shirt" Matthew made it to the bathrooms with out getting trampled. The bathrooms were amazing. There was a small lounge with sevral small chairs, about 25 to 50 stals and uinals, and everything was automatic. "Wow." Matthew siad quietly.
Arthur walked in to the swarm of people. "YO BRITISH DUDE!" Alfred said running up from the seating area. A good sized soft serve cone in each hand . He licked one "Ya want one?" he asked before taking a bite form the other.
"Errr no thanks I..."
"Oh come on bro! It is just 75 American cents."
"That is almost half a pound right now."
"*Gasp* dude no way. WILL YA BUY ME AN ICE CREAM CONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BIG BRO!?"
"Why would I do that when you have two alreddy." he said. alfred choved the smallest cone in his mouth
"Murmh mr murb" (No I don't)
"I cant under stant what you said and I am going to the loo." Arthur said
"Murphhhh!" (Dudeeee!) Alfred said before chewing and swallowing the rest of the cone. He saw franceis looking around. "YO french dude!"he said running over
"Oh there you are." Francis said happy to see someone he knew.
"Would you like a cone? Only 75 ME cents!"
"Thank you but no thank you. it is over half a euro."
"How much over?"
"Oh about .69"
"Still cheaper for you than for me!? COME ON BRO BUY ME ONE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!"
"Alfred you ate acting like a child."
"Pleasee!" Alfred pleaded.
"You already had one. besides i am going to buy one for Mattie."
"Dude why?"
"Because his is ze most expensive. Over a dollar in Canadian currency."
"Wow."
"Hay papa." Matthew chirped as he walked up. "have you seen the bathrooms. They are so big and these ones have a lounge where you can sit."
"Hay speak of the devil! Mattie bro, Is it true thet these cones are over a dollar for you?" Alfred asked.
"Ya. I guess that is true... Out of everyone here I have to pay the most for stuff."
"Here let me buy you one bro." Alfred said patting his brother on the back
"Ah thank you but I don't really need o..." Before Matthew could finish his sentence Alfred ran in line to get another cone.
"How sweet of him." Francis said with a smile
"Ya I guess so?"
"OI FROG!" Arthur shouted from the dining area. "I GOT US A BLOODY TABLE!"
"THANKS BLACK SHEEP ILL LET ZE BBC KNOW ZAT!" he shouted back as Matthew walked to the table on the other side of the room. America had moved about a meter so much for "fast food". They all sat down as a 400+ pound woman carried a hamburger over to her seat where her plus sized children and husband sat.
"I think I am going to get fat just by breathing the air in here. " Francis said as he looked at the fat people.
"I hope this is a pit stop. I heard there is a hotel here and I really don't want to stay." Arthur said crossing his arms
"Same."
"If we do, I hope the hotel rooms are as nice as the bathroom lounge." Matthew said rubbing the back of his head. the bathroom were really nice here. Not soon after Alfred walked over with a cone fore everyone. Including himself.
"Here ya go mattie bro,"Alfred said handing his brother a cone" I got one for you too French dude. Oh and British dude I didn't know if you wanted chocolate or vanilla so I got you both." Francis snickered.
""Thank you Alfred. IO! what are you bloody laughing at?!"
"Ohohohohohohohohoh~ it i just like that time you were drunk and you didn't know if you were catholic or Protestant..HOHohohohohohohoh~!"
"Ha not as funny as the time you cut every royals head off."
"HAY TO FAR!"
"Papa please people are starting to st.."
"Dudes not here Kay?"Alfred said before taking a bite of his cone, the ice cream already gone.
"Fine...but he started it by invading me."
"And when did I do that hmmmm?"
"1066"
"Ya I don't remember that."
"Dudes what did I say?"
"Sorry" They said in unison
After finishing there ice cream, shopping, and going to the bathroom they all walked back out to the heat.
"Oh bloody fucking hell. Why does it have to be so hot!"
"Oui. I feel like I am going to die!"
"Dudes this is normal."
"Lets just get into the car..."
"Good idea mattie bro!"
They pilled into the even hotter car.
"OW! Okay we are going somewhere where the seat doesn't burn mi bum!"
"No fret British dude! I know the perfect place."
"OH! will there be snow!?" Matthew said excitedly
"Yes."
"Can I drive?"
"No."
W: HAPPY NEW YEAR! I know. I'm sorry I didn't get this up before New Years. I was going to make this a two parts but decided not to. There is another idea that I have been tossing around in my head and I REALLY want to type it out. Thank you to Elricgurl for the comment! If you comment I will give you a shout out! (PROMISE) thank you again for reading. I am happy that this has been popular! Thanks again and I hope you enjoyed this chapter :W
