Drabbles of the Avenger Kind 4
Summary: "I'm not eating that, Schwarma anyone?" (Tony's POV)
There was this ungodly smell coming from the kitchen. With a tumbler of whiskey in hand, I made my way to the kitchen to see both Bruce and the Cap standing at the oven looking at it as smoke poured from the door and fortunately into the vent above. I watched the two of them bicker about who had actually put the now rather charred looking pizza in the oven. Well, it looked like it had been a pizza once, there were bits of pineapple and pepperoni on it. Only one person here eats pineapple and pepperoni pizza. But I'm not going to get that person into trouble as that person is actually fast asleep, for the first time in such a long time.
"I'm not eating that, so who's up for Schwarma?" I asked smiling, knowing that the certain person needed a few hours peace. Bruce and Steve looked between each other and nodded as Steve threw the charred remains of the pizza into the bin and grabbed his coat.
Summary: No science experiments allowed in the kitchen. One of Bruce's still lives under the fridge and JARVIS is still trying to kill it. (Amelia's POV)
Thor swears blind that something ran over his foot when he was making a midnight meal, annoyingly without me. Anyway. He went to Tony saying that there was a rodent in the building. Tony went to JARVIS, who confirmed there was 'something' in the building. Never said what. Just an ominous 'something'. Apparently, according to the AI, there's been 'something' in the building for some weeks. The look of anger on Tony's face was just priceless. I nearly burst out laughing until I realised that it was some sort of health hazard to have a 'something' running around the tower.
"I have data on the experiment," JARVIS says. Tony looks up, looking between me and Thor. The anger gone for a second before it comes back.
"Banner! I'm gonna kill you if you don't catch your experiment!" He shouts as he pushes past both me and the bewildered thunder god.
Summary: Even if it looks like a good idea at the time... gluing glitter to Loki's helmet is not a good idea. (Amelia's POV [sorry])
This had to be a stupid idea. It was only revenge for Loki taking and hiding my laptop. It's not like I actually need my laptop, it's got all my revision and all my pictures on. I couldn't let him get away with that. And, that's why I'm sat here in Loki's room, his helmet out in front of me and glitter and glue in my hands. When he see's this he's gonna flip. Once I can't get any more glitter on the 'antlers' as like everyone calls them, I dust my hands off over the rest of it and slip out of his room unnoticed back to my own. Giggling all the way.
When Loki came out wearing it two hours later. Tony full on belly laughed.
"Brings a whole new meaning to the nick name Reindeer Games!"
Some short and funny ones for you. Sorry - Ellen x
