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Chapter 4 - You're not Un-Beet-able


Emerald is on his Motorcycle, he is told by the remaining Crusaders the location of where Sweetie Belle was hiding. It has been only an hour and her parents are worried. Emerald decides to go ahead, while Rarity prepares to attack on the other side using her new foodon.

Arriving now at the Alley, he sees a Robed Monk standing guard at the Alley. Arms crossed, robe-sleeves touching each others. Emerald places a stop on his Motorcycle near the sidewalk. He pulls out the Meal Ticket and walks forward. The Monk noticed him and walk to the center of the alleyway, turning around and stanced in his guard mode. He raises his hand as a Stopping Sign.

"Hold it. This is Order Business." His head turns up, slightly uncovering the hood so he can see who the intruder one and a half feet away. It was Emerald Rook, the Chef who's beaten other Vegan Monks. Eyes widen up. "You?" before sending a slightly glare, "You should learn to never involve with our concernments." as he placed his hand inside the robe's pocet for a ticket.

But Emerald didn't budge and instead raised his meal ticket as well. "Not gonna happen." He flings his arm and hand straight up into the air while still gripped on by the fingertips. "Bacon Scrambler, go Kick some flanks!" and the Knighted Foodon comes out, wielding Pot-holder Shield and Spatula Sword.

The Monk Sighed, "He is right about you." then pulled out his Meal Ticket upon grip. "You never listen. Beet Roller! Attack!" And a summon from the card reveals what kind of foodon it is. A Pale-Red Wheeled-Droid with arms attached to the Sharp Rollers. It is shaped as a Beet Roll that most used to eat, but maybe some Vegans like it. And the head is a helmet-type with black visor screen blinking yellow eyes. It slams the Roller to create a tiny fissure, before wheels vroom. The engines have started, and Scrambler is prepared.

"Rolla-Rolla-RollaRolLAROLLAROLLAROLLAROLLAROLLA-"

As the vegan foodon repeats the word over and over during the first attack, The Knight leaps inches and parries the roller attack using the spatula swung from left, before another with a pot-holder shield. The rollers are not strong. A bash knocks the Beet Roller back and out of balance, before leaning down back to balance. Beet Roller goes for it again, and Scrambler parries each flurry attacks sent to him. A swift strike to the head knocks the Beef Roller back, before its engines vrrooms in rage. Beet Roller looks angry now. Spikes grow out of the Rollers, surprising Emerald.

"It got Spikes?!"

And the Beet Roller proceeds to scar Bacon Scrambler.

"Scrambler! Evasive Maneuvers!" Emerald called out, "Watch out for the Spikey Rollers!"

His fooddon does so by leaping and jumping between walls before landing on the other side and knocking it down onto the ground. Scrambler jumps over before landing a critical blow onto the head, but the Beet Roller managed to recover and lunge a roll punch. Unable to avoid, Scrambler takes a hit and slids back before raising the pot-holder shield, blocking Beet Roller's rolling weapon, using it as a Chainsaw. And it almost works. The monk is growling annoyed however, trying to finish this in less than 3 minutes.

"Confound Sinner," he shook his fist, "Being a Time greedy." he turns his head to another Monk, guarding another side of the alley. "MONK B! I COULD USE SOME HELP!"

"Umm..." he said, "I ALREADY GOT MY HANDS FULL!" before turning to the Intruder. A Purple-Maned white lady-like girl, seething like an angry cat. "LOOK'S LIKE I'VE DISCOVERED HER BIG SISTER!"

"No one get's away hunting my Sister!" Rarity raised her Meal Ticket, "La De Salmon-ger!" A foodon appears with a Plate of Salmon and herbs. Cartoony eyes on top just lile any foodon. The body attached to the headplate has a Gentleman suit, color not black but purple. A Rapier is the Foodon's weapon of choice, which is french style. The monk guarding looked at it in disgust face.

"Such Demonic Foodon." that Monk so young looks scared, "Have you no shame?" Tofu Ricer!" The foodon appears which is something like a Fried Ricer, but Vegan version. Powered by Soy Sauce, with veggies and Tofu Cubes scattered. And the rice is brown. Indeed a different version, and unlike the Fried Ricer it has no spoons, but twin forks.

"Just like Fried Ricer." Rarity stared, remembering Chase's second Foodon. "Well, it's not going to work Dear. It's a two-star Foodon." and she raised her commanding finger, "La De Salmon-ger, Fence that foodon down!"

Tofu Ricer and La De Salmon-ger charges in and exchange blows of fork-rapier strikes. But with Tofu Ricer being slow, Salmon-ger takes the advantage for being faster by launching hundred needle thrusts of his rapier. There is no avoiding it. Tofu Ricer is done.

"Oh no! My first Foodon!"

"Scramlber!" shouted Emerald, as the Beet Roller is already down on the ground, "It's time to wrap it up!"

"Hoi!" Scrambler nodded in a majestice way before charging in with the Spatula wielded. A Diving downward slash is what will finish off the Foodon. Beet Roller explodes, submitting defeat for the Foodon's owner.

"You're strong." Monk commented, "For a first timer, you got strong." he takes a backstep with the Card in grip. "The Order will know your weakness." Then with a raised of his right hand freely opened, "STARS OF THE SACRED YEAST! TAKE ME FROM THE DARK FEAST!" and he hovers out.

"W-Wait! Don't leave me!" the Other monk studdered, "STARSOFTHESACRE-" and he didn't even get to finish when a blow to the head knocks him out. It was Rainbow that did it without letting him notice.

"Rainbow!" Twilight and Sci-Twilight appears, "We're suppose to capture a Monk alive!"

"What? I didn't Kill it." Rainbow crossed her arms.

"Twilight?"

Behind the other wall of the Alley, Sweetie Belle came out from the lefty. Only to be hugged by Rarity.

"Oh Sweetie Belle! I was worried they would hurt you again."

Emerald walked up to the young monk. Shorter than others. "So what should we do with this kid?"

"I'll bring it back to Your house so me and my dopple can extract any info we require." Twilight answerd, with Rainbow's help bringing him to Ember's car, waving. Emerald then looks at the Meal Ticket. The colors have swapped.

"A Yellow-Blue Card." Emerald said, "So this is the Special Meal Ticket used by Vegan Monks."

Somewhere else on a road, Chase Expurg has just awaken from his nap showing off his corrupted dark eyes, and starts getting a move on. Such Walks takes days and that Chef is fine with it, since it will only be an hour before he reaches the Equestria City. Not fine however is when a Car come up emitting sirens of a Police. Chase stops with a Sigh,

"You are starting to annoy me." Chase muttered, before turning to the Cops, coming out of the Car. Those cops are much different however, as they have a Chef Hat, colored in blue with a star. And also a Badge on left-side of the Shirt. When they got out, they see Demonic eyes inside meaning something corrupted him. They were shocked, but the duties as the Police prevents any paralyzing. The first walks up.

"Chef Officer Sam, and Chaz." he introduced, "Are you Chef Chase Expurg."

"Yes." he said with coldness added to his toned voice, "What do you want?"

"To place you under arrest," Officer Sam points his finger of great authority, "For multiple Illegal Use of Foodon, and multiple Physical Assaults. Come with us quietly."

"How about No." and with that, Chase pulls out his Ticket, "Chicken Crab Ricer!" and out comes the Ricer, with a menacing glare. Officers pulled out the Meal Ticket that has a Donut-like Foodon, but an Armored Suit for futuristic police forces.

"Frosty Sheriff!"

"Choco Sheriff!"

Chase snorted, "I've beaten that weak-type foodon like the Burger Brigades." and cracks his knuckles, "You are easy pickings. Ricer, bruise them."

"CRIIIIII-CEEEER!" is a demonic battle-shout of the Chicken Crab Ricer and leaps at the Donut Sheriffs with the Frying Pan upwards in the air.


AN: And so, the Returning Foodon, and a Captured Monk. What interrogating plans do they have for a Rookie Vegan Monk like him? And this is small scene of what is Chase doing. The Foodons I made up are based on the 'Space Sheriff' japanese show I watched and read about. Actually has been a while, but I don't know if there's already a Foodon that is a Donut. But thanks for reading and be sure to Review, but no Flaming please. If you are new, then be sure to follow. I'll see you on the next chapter, where Emerald, Twilight, and friends discovered the things the Mysterious Brown-spot Tofu does.