Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!
Danny's POV:
"Ok, I understand that Scissors can beat Paper
and I get how Rock beats Scissors
but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock!
Paper is supposed
To magically
"wrap around"
Rock leaving
It immobile?
Then,
Why the hell
Can't paper do
This to Scissors?
In fact,
Screw Scissors!
Why can't Paper
Do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of
College-ruled
Notebook paper
Constantly suffocating
students as they
attempt to take notes in class?
I'll
Tell
You
Why!
It's because Paper
Can't beat anybody!
A rock would tear
That shit up in
About 2 seconds!
When I play
'Rock, Paper, Scissors.'
I always choose Rock.
Then, when
Tucker claims
He's beaten me
With His Paper
I punch him in
The face with
My already clenched
Fist and say
Something likeā¦
Oh shit,
I'm sorry,
I thought paper
Would protect you."
"Sam danny punched me"said tucker in pain
"ha ha ha well he told you he'd punch you if you beat him with paper"said a hysterical sam
