Rock, Paper, Scissors!!!

Danny's POV:

"Ok, I understand that Scissors can beat Paper

and I get how Rock beats Scissors

but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock!

Paper is supposed

To magically

"wrap around"

Rock leaving

It immobile?

Then,

Why the hell

Can't paper do

This to Scissors?

In fact,

Screw Scissors!

Why can't Paper

Do this to people?

Why aren't sheets of

College-ruled

Notebook paper

Constantly suffocating

students as they

attempt to take notes in class?

I'll

Tell

You

Why!

It's because Paper

Can't beat anybody!

A rock would tear

That shit up in

About 2 seconds!

When I play

'Rock, Paper, Scissors.'

I always choose Rock.

Then, when

Tucker claims

He's beaten me

With His Paper

I punch him in

The face with

My already clenched

Fist and say

Something like…

Oh shit,

I'm sorry,

I thought paper

Would protect you."

"Sam danny punched me"said tucker in pain

"ha ha ha well he told you he'd punch you if you beat him with paper"said a hysterical sam