"So, I noticed all of these red haired motherfuckers flying around the border of my newfound territory.."
"Your territory?"
"DAMN FUCKING RIGHT! I made myself their leader, and I would guide them to excellence. So, there was probably like 50 of these red motherfuckers, all hovering all ominously right outside of my border."
"So, I fly on up there, wielding the sword that I fucking willed to appear out of nowhere. A glorious blade, that I named 'Fuckoffnoobs.' All would bow before it."
"What happened to Shitbringer?"
The sound of a sword breaking bones, pushing through flesh, and then a loud scream.
"Shitbringer just kicked your fucking ass!"
"Holy shit….."
"So, I take Fuckoffnoobs up, and cleave it in a wide arc. The 5 nearest redfuckers die instantly, their return flames killing themselves so they don't have to witness the death of their comrades."
"Then they mob me. The whole group. But Fuckoffnoobs is a very powerful sword. I swing again, and the force of the swing shatters the entire system, killing everyone except me within a sphere of 10km radius from my location. Rumor has it, they quit the game forever after that."
"If I had to deal with you, I'd quit also."
"Damn right you would, I'm that fucking awesome. So I get bored, and decide to do the unthinkable…"
"Shit on everyone again?"
"No. Seduce the CARDINAL system running ALO."
