"So, I noticed all of these red haired motherfuckers flying around the border of my newfound territory.."

"Your territory?"

"DAMN FUCKING RIGHT! I made myself their leader, and I would guide them to excellence. So, there was probably like 50 of these red motherfuckers, all hovering all ominously right outside of my border."

"So, I fly on up there, wielding the sword that I fucking willed to appear out of nowhere. A glorious blade, that I named 'Fuckoffnoobs.' All would bow before it."

"What happened to Shitbringer?"

The sound of a sword breaking bones, pushing through flesh, and then a loud scream.

"Shitbringer just kicked your fucking ass!"

"Holy shit….."

"So, I take Fuckoffnoobs up, and cleave it in a wide arc. The 5 nearest redfuckers die instantly, their return flames killing themselves so they don't have to witness the death of their comrades."

"Then they mob me. The whole group. But Fuckoffnoobs is a very powerful sword. I swing again, and the force of the swing shatters the entire system, killing everyone except me within a sphere of 10km radius from my location. Rumor has it, they quit the game forever after that."

"If I had to deal with you, I'd quit also."

"Damn right you would, I'm that fucking awesome. So I get bored, and decide to do the unthinkable…"

"Shit on everyone again?"

"No. Seduce the CARDINAL system running ALO."