Ah this is so short, and unfortunately the last 2 will also be very short but in other news…

here's Part 2! What will they buy? Find out! lol

Again I own nothing except my imagination

Please forgive my grammar and enjoy!

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MISAKI'S POV

All he could do was stare as his lit. professor and Shinobu stared each other down, thank goodness that 'If looks could kill" was just an expression. Did they have to talk about their sex life here? In this store? He still had to stop by the market to buy food for dinner, it was getting late, and Usagi had to be getting hungry. He had to get home before Usagi tried to cook something again and ends up blowing up the microwave instead.

"Can't we just leave? I need to pass by the market."

"Yeah I need to go too" his teacher finally snapped out of the glaring contest he was having with Shinobu.

"No! We are not leaving until we all buy something!" yelled Shinobu as he looked around for something to buy.

He couldn't help but sigh, this was taking to long, and he really did need to leave soon. He looked along the wall where the dildos were, but not actually looking at them, and then he saw a picture of a bear. He walked towards it, that bear looked familiar…He realized that it was a picture on a six inch long box. The box was blue with a picture of a bear that looked exactly like Suzuki with a purple bow. 'Bear-a-licious-berries,' what king of name was that? It sounded like a type of toothpaste for kids. Thinking that if he had to buy something anyways, might as well be this. It looked harmless enough. Thinking that he should ask what it was just to be safe he turned to where Shinobu was, "Hey Shinobu, what is this?"

Shinobu stopped in the middle of the argument he had continued with his teacher, and walked over to where he was, the demon teacher followed him.

Shinobu took the box away from him and looked at it closely. "Well its lubricant isn't it?" Shinobu answered looking up at the display where he had gotten the box from, and looked at the different types.

"What is it for?" he really did not know anything about sex products.

"It's for preparing for penetration, right?" his teacher answered as he also looked at the different types of lube.

"Eh, you can use this?" wow, who would have thought?

"Of course idiot! Only I've never actually have because didn't wan to be seen buying it…" sensei said as he reached for a box with a picture of a rubber duck on it.

"Yeah Miyagi usually waits till I come to start preparing me…" Shinobu trailed off as he picked up a box with a panda.

"Same here or he would have me lick his fingers…" he trailed off blushing slightly remembering last night.

Each uke stared at the box in their hand thinking…

"Well, if we have to buy something…" sensei started saying

"Might as well…" he continued

"You even get free soap." Shinobu said pointing to a sign next to the boxes.

"Huh, can't let that get away…"

"It's always good to have soap…"

"Alright then, let's go!"

With their box in one hand and their soap in the other, they headed back to the other room to pay. Besides getting a weird look from the girl at the cashier everything turned out well. Their products were put in a paper bag, so no one would know what was inside. He led the way to the door feeling contempt with what he had bought. Usagi would like the soap, and he could just get rid of the lube later. He will go home, cook, and Usagi would never know!! He was actually starting to smile when he opened the door. But then he noticed who was standing outside, and his heart sank. He felt Shinobu and his teacher walk into him, but he couldn't move.

"Hey Baka! Move already!" the demon teacher yelled as he moved to his right.

"Seriously Misaki, don't just stop." Shinobu complained as he moved to his left.

When Shinobu and his teacher saw the reason why he had stopped, they too stood still. All three of them were frozen staring at their semes.

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Yeah they bought lube!

Again 'Bear-a-licious-berries' is something I thought of at the top of my head, so if it does exist then I DON'T own it

The soap was totally random, I got the idea from staring at my eraser for a while (it looks like soap)

I did get the animals right, right?? o.o

I'm almost done with the next chapter but I have test coming up and a weeding to attend so it might take a while…

Reviews are greatly appreciated ^_^