Alsdssg- Yes, I thought it would be a smarter to create a spoof-sue, instead of a real sue. For obvious reasons. I hope you enjoyed your cameo.

Azulcat- And I hope you enjoyed yours also! Oh and don't worry about them getting rid of the Sue just yet, we are just getting started!

Daydreamin' angel- Don't feel sad for her just yet… she will have a LOT of friends, really soon. Yes, her father really is mean isn't he? Don't worry about him just yet.

Mysterwriter221- Well thank you for joining my reviewer list! Don't worry, our sue has many friends, and yes, there is an infestation going on… but I won't tell you what in spawning just yet. Hope to see another review from you!

Thank you to Ebz for reviewing! (again)

An Announcement: I will have other cameos in the story of fan authors. If you are not a fan author, there isn't a good chance for you to get a cameo. My reason for this: I want to make sure you are over 13 before I let you into my story. I just want to keep the fic secure, that is all.

Disclaimer: If you don't "Sue" me, I won't "Sue" you. Simple.

And Now I humbly present….

The Unusual Suspects

Chapter Four of MarySue: A Corporation.

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Eragon and DaAlCh looked at each other.

Eragon shook his head and rubbed his eyes. It was like he had been staring at DaAlCh for several months.

"Sorry about that." DaAlCh said.

"For what?"

"For keeping us staring at each other for the past several months."

"It's okay." Eragon said, "Now, back to business."

There was a pause.

……….

"Well?" DaAlCh said.

Eragon opened his mouth, then closed it again. He finally managed to say. "I forgot."

DaAlCh rolled his eyes.

"WELL IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR NOT UPDATING. IF YOU UPDATED SOONER I WOULD HAVE REMEMBERED YOU LITTLE-" Eragon began yelling.

DaAlCh raised his hand. Eragon stopped yelling. DaAlCh looked at him straight in the eye and said "First of all, stop yelling. It's… unbecoming of you."

"I'M NOT YELLING YOU SICK SON OF A-"

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Back at the Burning Plains the other main characters were talking to Detective Vice.

"Well," Detective Vice said while he paced. "I have figured out one thing." He took a deep breath and then continued. "The Creator is not one of the reviewers." He looked up at the group, looking hopeful.

A pause.

"We already figured that one out on our own." Arya said bluntly.

"Haven't you done anything more?" Orik said.

"Useless." Nasuada stated.

CP looked back at his characters, then turned to Detective Vice. "I am afraid to say that they are right, we already knew it wasn't the reviewers. Haven't you figured out ANYTHING else?" He looked down and whispered at the ground. "Never buy from Wal-Mart again."

"Well." Detective Vice said, taking out his wallet, "Because you are firing me, your total is $1420, or if you are British, 630 pounds, or if you are French, 956.27 euro, or if you are Japanese, 149,767.2 yen, or if-"

CP held up a hand impatiently. "Wait, you said that you only charge $1.25 an hour, so how come we have a huge total?"

"Because…" The Detective said impatiently, "I have been in this story for two whole months, that is a lot of time, which is why you have a huge total. So pay now in cash, or else I bring out the lawyers."

"NO!"

"Yes."

Arya spluttered. "Not… Not the lawyers!"

The Detective looked at her sadly. "I am afraid so."

Orik tugged at the Detective's belt. "But they are the source of all evil in the universe! Don't do it, you don't want to!"

"Wait a minute…" Nasuada muttered. "I think I know a way out of this jam."

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Eragon was pacing around the room. He still hadn't remembered what he was suppose to talk to DaAlCh about. Roran on the other hand, was on the floor drooling.

DaAlCh looked down at Eragon's unconscious cousin, "Maybe you should get him to see a doctor."

Eragon spun around. "Shut up! I almost had it then."

"Sure you did."

DaAlCh shut up, and Eragon continued to pace, all the while muttering to himself. "What was it, what was… I know it had to deal with…. Somebody… but…"

"Hey!" DaAlCh interjected, "Have you read my fifth story the Bond's of Humanity?"

Eragon spun around again. "Nooo…." He said peeved. "I didn't read it, and why are you talking about a different story on this one?"

DaAlCh shrugged. "I figured it could use some advertising."

Eragon paused. "What do you mean?"

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THE BONDS OF HUMANITY

READ AND REVIEW NOW!

EARTH/ERAGON CROSSOVER

NO MARY SUES!

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"Hey…. Wait a minute… THAT'S what I was going to talk to you about!" Eragon turned around to face DaAlCh again, then took a step closer. "Why have you created a Mary Sue and put in Christopher Paolini's story?"

Eragon leaned in really close to DaAlCh's face, and said. "Well?"

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DING DONG

CP pushed the doorbell at DaAlCh's house. Nasuada had reasoned that it was DaAlCh's fault for not updating the story, which therefore gave them a huge total to pay to Detective Vice. So the four of them, plus Vice who wanted his money, were standing at DaAlCh's doorstep.

The door opened and Vader looked out.

"Who goes there?" He looked them over. "A man, and elf and a dwarf. Why have you come?"

"Actually three." Muttered Nasuada.

CP said in the most impressive voice he could muster. "We have come to speak to DaAlCh. Lord… ah… Vader."

"Let's see… who are you?"

Arya stepped forward and said. "I am Arya, princess of DuWeldenVarden, this is Nasuada leader of the Varden, Orik, who is the heir the throne of the Dwarves, Detective Plot. D. Vice who works for Wal-Mart, and Christopher Paolini, who is the author of the Inheritance Trilogy."

A pause.

There was a crackle and then a voice spoke that sounded like it was coming out of a microphone. "Send them in."

The five of them walked in to the house, Detective Vice was last. When he walked in, Vader stopped him and said. "I am WATCHING you Wal-Mart boy."

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DaAlCh took his hand off the microphone.

Eragon was still waiting for DaAlCh's answer, and Roran was still unconscious and on the floor drooling. Eragon tapped his foot on the ground impatiently, "Well? I'm waiting…"

DaAlCh held up a hand, "Just a minute, I want all the main characters here for my 'big revelation.'"

"All right…" Eragon grumbled as CP, Arya, Nasuada, Orik, and Detective Vice marched into DaAlCh's room.

The moment all five of them were in the room, CP stopped and said, "DaAlCh, you have made our lives a living hell, therefore you owe us $1240 in cash, NOW."

"Plus tax." The Detective added.

"AND…" Eragon added, "Angela blackmailed me, because you are the cause of my debt, we have to add $100 to that figure."

"So now your total is $1350." Arya said simply.

"Ouch"

"And if you don't pay it now," The Detective said, "I am bringing out the lawyers boy."

CP looked satisfied, "Now, DaAlCh, you must answer our questions. If you can't come up with the money by the time this chapter ends, you will be sued." CP stopped and pulled out his notebook. "First question, why the hell did you put a Mary Sue into my beloved trilogy?"

"For the sake of a story." DaAlCh explained exasperated. His characters had apparently gotten out of their jam by putting their problems on his shoulders. He was thinking of a way out of this one…

Arya jumped into the conflict, "Question two, why is Darth Vader downstairs in the main hall? And why is he in his polka dot boxer shorts?"

DaAlCh waved a hand impatiently, "That's not the REAL Darth Vader, that's just some Star Wars fanatic who lives in our garage, waiting for the seventh Star Wars movie."

"There is no seventh movie." Nasuada said.

"That's what we told him," DaAlCh explained, "But he wouldn't listen."

"Ah."

"Question three," Orik said. "Why is Roran unconscious?"

DaAlCh looked at Roran, Then looked up at Orik and said. "I don't know." He put a hand to his handy dandy microphone and asked into it, "Vader, why is Roran unconscious?"

There was a pause, then Vader spoke. "Because Master, when I threw Eragon and Roran out, Roran hit his head upon the sidewalk."

"Oh. Okay, thanks." Orik said.

"Now I have question for you." DaAlCh said in a strange voice. The six others shifted uncomfortably. "Why did you ever think that you could stop my Mary Sue and myself with your silly debts?" DaAlCh rose out of his seat.

"NO!" Arya lunged at him. But a mysterious wind kicked up out of no where and blew Arya into a wall, knocking her unconscious.

"Do you really think." DaAlCh said, his hair, cloths, and really cool cape billowing about him in the wind. "That you can withstand the power of an author?" The wind became stronger. Small objects were picked up and whirled around the room. The main characters clustered together, not knowing what to do.

The wind became even stronger, books and DVDs were picked up and blown about. Suddenly, a strong blast of wind actually picked up the computer monitor and blew it about. Unfortunately, the monitor crashed into the large window and shattered it.

Suddenly it was like a vacuum, everything was getting sucked out the window. Roran's body actually began to slide to the window. The bed's sheet's billowed about for a second, then were wrenched off the mattress and out the window. The lamps went after it. The wind became even stronger. Eragon could actually feel his body begin to be pulled toward the window.

The bed's mattress was pulled up and sucked out of the window, DaAlCh's desk groaned and was pulled out the window. Same with Arya (Except she didn't groan, she sighed.) DaAlCh was the only thing in the room that wasn't moving.

BLAM, DaAlCh's bookshelf and bedroom door were wrenched from their spots and went out of the room. Detective Vice was sucked up into the open window. Roran and Orik were pulled along also. DaAlCh laughed, he snapped his fingers and the wind became louder. His shelves were literally pulled out of the wall, and got sucked up into the window. CP held on to what remained of the bed when the wind became to much.

Eragon was the only one still on his feet, Nasuada had just been sucked out of the room. His elven powers allowed him to stay firmly planted. DaAlCh took a menacing step towards him. "Now…" He said, his eyes were like daggers. "LEAVE!" This was enough, the wind grew even stronger, he was pulled from his spot, and pulled out of the window, and into the sky. He didn't know where he would end up all he knew was that-

That was all he thought, for a rather hard dictionary knocked him on the head while he was on his way into the sky, and he fell immediately unconscious.

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Back in the room, the wind was not as powerful, but it was still powerful enough to keep CP suspended in the air while he held on for dear life to the window sill. DaAlCh looked at him. "Give up CP, you can't win. My sue will take over your story, accept it."

"NEVER!" CP shouted over the gale.

"Very well, I will have to show you, rather than tell you." DaAlCh snapped his fingers menacingly. Through the doorway came a beautiful woman, she looked to be about 17, she had white hair, and her eyes were like drops of liquid moonlight. She was dressed in black leather, she wore a cape and a body suit that made her already curvaceous body even more curvaceous. Her skin was tanned, but not to tanned. Everything about her, in everyway possible, was perfect. "My dear Sue," DaAlCh said. "I have a quick assignment for you before you start on your main one."

"What is it father?" The Sue said in a musical tone.

When he told her, she grinned, her teeth were whiter than white. They looked beautiful when framed within her full, crimson lips.

"No… Not that… I'll do anything!" CP pleaded to the two of them.

"Very well." She said.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Christopher Paolini screamed.

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Eragon groaned, he felt he was blown out a bedroom, sent flying high in the sky, got hit in the head by a dictionary, and fell into Alagaesia.

He slowly opened his eyes. But he was stopped by soft hands, "Wait." A musical voice said. "You must rest." Eragon could smell a perfume, it smelled like jasmine. He grinned in pleasure. His vision was blurred, but he could tell she was beautiful.

"It has been three days since you landed her." The figure said, "I have been nursing you back to health since then." Eragon tried to sit up. But the soft, delicate hands stopped him, and said. "Ah Ah Ah. You must rest." Even though it did not sound like a command, he immediately felt himself going to sleep, the voice was strangely hypnotic.

"Before you go to sleep, Eragon. I want you to know that my name is Khrystalle, the Raven Huntress."

To be continued….