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SIAMES: Well then, time to get creative.

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Be warned: creativity was never my strongest suit.

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"What's wrong with you! Stay still dammit! I'll release the excess energy alright.", said the Last Time Lord who was inside his TARDIS. A very malfunctioning TARDIS.

He could barely make out what he was doing because of all the smoke. However, he couldn't blame the TARDIS; he did release a ton of radiation during his last regeneration.

The dreaded ring of the TARDIS's controls told the Blond Doctor that something was very wrong with the switches. Fire and debris from the failing TARDIS made it hard for the Doctor to properly pilot the TARDIS.

"Pull the general stabilizer exactly 92 degrees to the left, re-calibrate the main engine defibrillators, keep the central switch pointed towards the ground, send a controlled shock to the secondary gravity assist to keep the TARDIS upright, make sure to extinguish some of the fire... Hammer the red button 3 times to keep the TARDIS's consciousness awake..."

"I hate piloting a sick TARDIS.", complained the Doctor out loud.

Finally, after switching, hammering, pushing, pulling, and yelling at the TARDIS, the Doctor was able to send himself into the future.

Just a little bit later than he expected.

Asuna

The day after the Doctor visited Asuna, she woke up on the ground just under the window.

'He lied', she thought angrily. 'Grown-ups always lie...', she thought with an afterthought.

Although she knew she should've been grateful since the strange Doctor fixed the crack in her wall, it didn't help that she felt that the Doctor was different; she really did trust that he would be back just as he said.

The weird man, his weird magic wand, his weird box, and his weird appetite. Even from a young age, Asuna hated her boring old life. This was why she found fantasy video games fascinating. It provided a temporary escape from the dull and ordinary life she lived.

'They're all just stories in the end...', she thought.

Then, a ridiculous but creative idea popped in her mind.

10 years later

"... Yes, I know Kirito, you're the one who needs to take more care of yourself.", said Asuna.

"Right, because I'm the one who actively searches for trouble.", said Kirito.

"I'm just unique in the sense that I find life uninteresting without proper action in it", said Asuna.

"It's one of your redeeming qualities for your quick temper.", said Kirito.

"I do not have a quick temper!", yelled Asuna.

"Ouch. Please don't yell in the phone Asuna. Anyway, I'll see you later. Gotta go visit my Granny in the hospital. Love you!", said Kirito.

"Whatever, love you too.", said Asuna, ending the call. "I'm kind of hungry... Some ramen sounds nice!", she added, going downstairs to make herself some ramen.

Her room was different from her childhood room; she moved into her older brother's when he moved out. In her childhood room, the crack that once haunted her when she was younger than 10 was closed off, but all over the walls there were drawings and manga of her creativity.

During her childhood, she had an unnatural amount of desires, dreams, creativity, and imagination.

Using those qualities, she was able to beautifully blend them together into her own stories and drawings of herself and the Doctor going on adventures all over the world, fighting monsters and scaring away nightmares for children.

She eventually grew out of it, but to her, it brought back a sense of nostaliga and mystery, as she was yet to figure out who the Doctor really was.

In truth, she didn't even know if she'd ever see him again.

It had been 10 years since her encounter with the Doctor, and at this point, she was starting to question if it was all just a dream, and the cracks were an invention in her own mind.

It was a nice dream, but dreams couldn't be real.

Maybe she was just still waiting...

... And at that exact moment, a loud, hissing noise that triggered a special memory of her childhood resonated from her lawn.

Naruto/Doctor

Smoke Smoke and even more Smoke.

The trip to the future did the trick, but the TARDIS was now severely damaged beyond the levels of repair that the Doctor could perform. It entered a small stage of hibernation, throwing the Doctor forcefully out of the TARDIS and closing the doors shut.

"Ouch...", said the Doctor, picking himself up from the ground. "You really don't need to do that to me, dattebayo... Another thing I'm never going to say. Like ever again."

Another cluster of regeneration energy made its way to the Doctor's injured rib, healing it instantly and sending a small shock throughout his body which temporarily caused his hearts to beat out of sync.

"...Inhale, Exhale, Inhale, Exhale. Breathe, Breathe, Breathe. Bad regeneration energy. Bad bad regeneration. Why can't I just be ginger for once? Who said I wanted to be blond! I bet if I was ginger, I wouldn't have to deal with this fucking problem right now." the Doctor put a hand over his right heart and pushed, putting his hearts back in sync. "Ooh. I just swore! I never swear. Maybe I like swearing. That's cool. I'm missing something again. Something really important... Oh yeah! Prisoner 0. I must've missed something while I was with Asuna as well. Damn! I'm missing so many things. Maybe I'm the type of person who misses things.", said the Doctor.

"Anyhow, the only way Prisoner Zero could've escaped was through that wall... Which suggests that it's hidden somewhere in the vicinity; it couldn't have gotten too far without being detected by its guards which I would say is either Alpha Centauri or Atraxi, both of which have enough technology to spot one of their prisoners granted that the mental barriers that restrict their prisoners aren't altered. All Prisoner Zero has to do is transform itself, and I'd bet my screwdriver that he can... Which could only mean that Prisoner Zero's in Asuna's house!", analysed the Doctor.

"Asuna! I've figured it out! It's in your house, you've got to get out of there before he can establish a proper mental connection with you or your family members!", yelled the Doctor.

Taking out his Sonic Screwdriver, he activated it and pointed it at the door. However, the screwdriver started malfunctioning.

"Must've damaged it while I was wrestling the TARDIS. Come on, work you stupid old thing!", said the Doctor, bouncing his feet in frustration.

Finally, the door opened and the Doctor rushed inside. "Asuna! C'mon, where are you? Are you alright? You and your family have to move out! Like right now! Asuna!", yelled the Doctor, frantically making his way up the stairs while jumping 4 stairs at a time while using his screwdriver to scan for any perception filters or camouflaging devices.

"Found it.", said the Doctor, deactivating a perception filter that was making a door go unnoticed, even by him. "He's here. It's here! he is here, Asuna, if you understand me, get out of here!"

Asuna (3 minutes back)

The hum of the TARDIS made Asuna stand at attention, her eyes looking out of the window from the kitchen, trying to figure out what that familiar sound was.

Out of nowhere, a male voice rang out from her front door. "Asuna! I've figured it out! It's in your house, you've got to get out of there before he can establish a proper mental connection with you or your family members!", the voice yelled.

To Asuna, the voice sure did sound familiar, but it was hard to figure out who's it was. Maybe a teacher from her school? Anyway, the man knew her name and was trying to enter the front door, which was locked.

However, the man was able to enter and ran up the stairs at inhuman speeds. "Asuna! C'mon where are you? Are you alright? You and your family have to move out! Like right now! Asuna!", he yelled, running up to a wall and pointing a small flashlight at it."

'Is he mentally ill? I've got to do something!', she thought. To her left was her brother's old baseball bat, which she picked up and made her way up the stairs and just behind the man.

"He's here! It's here! He is here, Asuna, if you understand me, get out of here!", he said, not noticing Asuna sneaking up behind him with a bat in her hand.

Asuna slowly creeped up behind him, baseball bat raised and ready to strike.

"Why won't this open! Stupid stupid screwdriver...", said the Doctor.

That was enough for Asuna. She hit him in the back of the head with the bat, knocking him out.

'Holy shit, I just hit a madman in the back of the head with a baseball bat! I have to call someone... But I don't think the police will appreciate me using violence against a patient... So I'll just have to call Kirito.', thought Asuna, dragging the Doctor, who was face down to her heater and using a pair of handcuffs that her dad had put in a drawer in the hall for some reason. She dialed her boyfriend, Kirito, and waited for him to pick up.

"What's up, Asuna? Um, I'm kind of in a bus so it's hard for me to call, can you call later?", said Kirito.

"I'm kind of in a sticky situation... A random guy just broke into my house and started banging the wall while calling out my name. I think he belongs in the hospital or something, but I... Knocked him out with a baseball bat. I've handcuffed him and he's out cold", she said, looking back at the Doctor who was still lying on his stomach with his left hand handcuffed.

"... You knocked out someone who broke into your house? Make sure he's still handcuffed, I'll be there as quick as you can. Call the police while you're at it!", said Kirito.

"Alright. Thanks, Kirito.", said Asuna.

"Hey, my girlfriend's house has been broken into, I got to do something. I'll be there in 10 minutes tops.", said Kirito, hanging up the phone.

Asuna let out a tired sigh before proceeding to call the police.

It was at this moment that the Doctor decided to wake up, slowly lifting his head up and focusing his eyes on a 19-year old Asuna that he did not recognise. Asuna, who was about to hit the call button for the police stopped and put away her phone while swinging the bat in a circle, obviously trying to intimidate the intruder.

"Oi! You stay right where you are, or I hit you in the head again with the bat.", said Asuna. "He looks kind of familiar... I swear I've seen him before, but I can't remember where."

"Hm." the Doctor cleared his throat, focusing his unfocused eyes again to the swinging bat and grunting. "Ok. Hit in the head. Bat. Baseball bat. Hit in the head by a baseball bat. Are you the one who hit me?"

"You're the one who broke into the house.", said Asuna, frowning and crossing her arms with the bat in between her armpit.

"Who is this girl? I need to speak with Asuna... Is this her mom? I can't really tell, humans all look the same age to me...", thought the Doctor, trying to get up. Obviously, because of the handcuff, he crashed back down on his ass. "What the hell...", whispered the Doctor, looking back to his left hand to see that it was handcuffed. "Handcuffed. Just what I needed."

"You know, I've got the police on their way.", said Asuna.

"We'll see who's side the police is on.", said the Doctor.

"I'm the sane one, you're the insane one. I think they'll believe my story.", said Asuna.

"Ok, but what are you doing here? Where's Asuna?", asked the Doctor.

Asuna's eyes widened slightly as she slowly started to grasp what was happening. "Blond... Tattered old suit... Whiskers... No fucking way", thought Asuna, who was panicking on the inside. The Doctor was back. Her friend from her childhood memories actually existed! It took every muscle in her body to hide her surprise when she answered with a quiet "Asuna Yuki?"

The Doctor's face was full of worry for the little girl. "Yes. Little girl, should be turning 9 soon. Where is she? I promised 5 minutes but the engines were heavily damaged and took me ahead too far. I suspected only a couple days at most. Did something happen to her? She's fine, right?, asked the Doctor.

"A-Asuna Yuki hasn't lived here for quite some time now.", said Asuna, trying even harder to hide her surprise.

"WHAT?! How long?!", demanded the Doctor.

" 'round... 8 months?", said Asuna, making up a story as she went.

"No way. There's no way! I promised her 5 minutes. I can't possibly be 8 months late, I promised. I promised her. I don't break promises... What happened to her? What happened to Asuna Yuki?!", yelled the Doctor.

Asuna backed away slowly, pulling out her phone to text Kirito an emergency message.

Nevermind. It's just my dad's old friend's son who's slightly autistic who came a little bit early. I'm fine now, my dad here and so is his. Meet me at the park, I have to tell you something really important.

"I need to speak to whoever lives in this house, right now.", said the Doctor.

Asuna pointed her bat at the Doctor as if she was pointing a sword at his head out of instinct and muscle memory. "I live here.", she said.

"Right. Tell me, how many rooms are in this room right now?", asked the Doctor.

"Excuse me?", asked Asuna.

"Just tell me how many rooms are on this floor right now. Count them, right now.", said the Doctor, his blue eyes turning serious for the first time (literally).

"If we're going to play games, I'll smash this right on top of your head and you'll wake up with a conc-"

"Just do it, because it will be the turning point of this day which is about to change your life.", said the Doctor.

Asuna sighed, putting her bat over her shoulder. "6." "One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six.", she said, pointing to each of her rooms out of memory.

"Nope, there are 7.", said the Doctor.

"I think I know how many rooms are in my own house, thanks.", said Asuna.

"Well take a look behind you. I've just removed the perception filter that was placed by a foreign entity a long time ago known as Prisoner Zero, whom has most likely been attempting to establish a mental connection with vulnerable victims within it's range of mental affinity.", said the Doctor. "Believe me, just take a look behind you right in between the stairs and the blue door.

Turning around, Asuna stared at the door that never existed. "No... That's not possible. How is that possible. It's a room... That I've never even noticed.", whispered Asuna.

"It's because there was a perception filter disguising it, allowing it to go around being unnoticed. Now you have to uncuff me or your life will be in danger. Do you understand? Where the hell is my screwdriver!", said the Doctor, frantically searching all of his pockets that were bigger on the inside for his screwdriver.

"I can't... I don't have the keys, my tou-san just keeps a pair of handcuffs and I decided to use it.", said Asuna, slowly making her way towards the door.

"You don't have the keys?! Fan-fucking-tastic. Screwdriver! Where are you? Silver thing, blue tip. Come on...", said the Doctor, finally looking up to see that Asuna was taking one step at a time towards the door. "No! Don't go in! Listen to me! If you go in, whatever's inside will kill you! Listen to me!", yelled the Doctor, trying to stop this idiotic girl from entering. However, Asuna chose to ignore him and simply opened the door and entered. "Why the hell does no one listen to me. Do I just have a face that no one wants to listen to?!"

Asuna looked around the very dirty room. It was filled was cobwebs and stinked of an unpleasant odor. Her footsteps echoed throughout the room, her feet shuffling against the creaking, ancient woodboards. In the room was a single desk, and on that desk was a screwdriver. "Silver thing, blue at the end?", asked Asuna. "It's here."

The Doctor looked relieved. He really depended on his Sonic sometimes. "Great. It must've rolled under the door when you knocked me out. Do me a favour and retrieve it for me?", said the Blond Idiot.

Asuna stopped for a second. 'How did it make its way up on the table?' "Yeah... And... Jumped up on the table.", she finished.

The Doctor stopped pulling on the handcuffs, eyes widening. "You've got to get out of there! Whatever's inside has most definately noticed you by now. Grab the screwdriver and get out of the room and make sure you don't see it! If you see it, it will kill you."

Asuna quickly grabbed the screwdriver, which was weakly glued onto the table by a very slimy substance.

Suddenly, she heard a slithering behind her. It almost sounded like a snake. "Don't let it see you! If it see's you, it will kill you." Asuna remembered these words and slowly made her way to the exit. By now, she was almost certain that something was behind her.

The entity behind her turned without warning, forcing Asuna to turn her head accordingly, not wanting to see what it was. However, when the entity turned again, Asuna was not fast enough and the two creatures came face to face.