Dark Chapter
Episode 4: Blood Bath!
It was around mid night or so I thought, the sky was dark and the moon was fully as we all road past it. We were high into the air riding on a huge black wave like cloud that Dark Eve was controlling. It seemed her monster ability was over darkness, which only meant she could be a D or an A type.
" So uh Fuckjaw..." She started again. What compels this girl to be such an absolute bitch to me?
"It's Blackjaw! I told you a thousand times already!" I said clenching my right fist. Pan and Ponzo were cool with me, well Ponzo's been cool but Pan is cool too. The freaky half horse half human half goat looking guy, he's actually a pretty nice fellow when you get to know him. For some reason he was really quick to tell me the size of his penis...he said since he was half horse it was the longest in the universe among man-eaters. I mean I barely know the guy and he was safe with telling me that shit...But anyway Pan and I grew to be some pretty tight buddies but Dark Eve...I think she just hates me. Everytime I say or do something she jumps on me about it...
" Anywayzzz...didya eat yet?" She asked. Sounding just like my mom oddly...
" No." I replied simply.
" Good cuz I'm hungry too lets drop near here and get some food." She said. For some reason my spine tingled when she said that. FOOD?! We she ment humans we're going to go and devour some humans...I know this wouldn't be the time but yet again I was surprised at myself to find that I've been waiting on this moment since I got here. Like a new video game that you want that finally came out...you know..I felt now like I did when Kingdom Hearts 2 came out.
The dark dragon like cloud lowered through the air and we all landed among afew trees. I hung on a tree with my right hand like a gorilla, Pan was along afew bushes, Dark Eve was standing upside down in a tree afew yards ahead peeking through some bushes and Ponzo was standing in a tree in her wolf form.
I gorilla jumped over to another branch over by Dark Eve looking through the bushes. "Geez can ya be any louder newbie?" She whispered and kicked me in the head. Her spikey heel didn't feel none too good either. Anyway we peeked through the bushes to see a camp of bandits camping out near the Moonflow.
" Have you ever gone hunting before fuckface?" Dark Eve whispered while jumping on my back for some reason. She leaned up and whispered in my ear while her hands were on my neck. " It's easy...all ya gotta do is rush out there screaming your head off...you've seen monster movies right."
"Mmm..." I nodded.
" Well its just like that, do what you see in those movies and you'll be fine...or not." She replied. In an instant she was off of my back and standing upside down in a branch. "So whose turn is it to scare them up?" She asked.
" Not mine I did it last time." Pan whispered from the bushes below.
" I'll go..." Ponzo said in her wolf form.
" No Ponzo, stay back...let the newbie go..." Dark Eve said gazing at me deviously.
" What?" I said looking up at her.
" It's simple, we like our humans to be scared first, it sweetens and tendors the meat...now go down there and scare the shit out of them." She ordered kicking me in the back of the head which made me go flying out of the bushes. As soon as I hit the ground I flashed white and stood up looking at the humans. They all were staring at me with wide eyes...My heart was racing and the smell of lasagna was all in the air.
I inhaled one good time and exhaled with a "ROOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR!!" My mouth opened three times it's length and a mouth opened up on my chest and roared at the same time.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! AHHH AHH!!!!!!!!!!"
One of them got up and ran off, Ponzo zoomed past me like a furball bullet and chased him down Djose Highroad alittle until she jumped on him following a snapping sound. In the distance you could only see Ponzo's head bobbing and pulling up strips of his flesh and eating it.
Dark Eve jumped off of my head and stabbed both of her spike stiletto heels into two men as they screamed. She landed on her hands and flipped backwards with her heels stuck in the two men. The blades ran up their faces nearly chopping their whole heads in half. And Pan finally came through and stomping on three men with his huge hooves while making "nyaaaaaaaa!!!" sound that horses make.
"What are you waiting for it's supper time newbie!" Dark Eve looked up at me with demonic like eyes, her chin and mouth were covered in blood as she ripped out one man's heart while he was still alive eating it like it was an apple.
"GAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!" Pan picked a man up and ripped his arm off then started to nibble on it like it was a carrot or greens. The man screamed in agony as he tried to crawl away but Pan stomped his head flat like a pancake with one of his large hooves.
"AHHH!!!" A man that Pan had stomped stood up and started to limp off.
"Get him newbie!" Dark Eve's voice had completely changed she went from sounding like a normal girl to a bloodthirsty vampire mixed with a demon of some sort. I turned towards the man and ran at him.
This is it...this is my time...here I go!
I jumped into the air and slammed onto the man's back then grabbed his head from behind and slammed it into the dirt four or five quick times until I was sure he was dead. I turned him over and like a zombie from resident evil I took a bite out of his neck and ripped off afew tendons then started to chew on it...
-chew-
-chew-
-chew-
-swallow-
"Mmmmm this does taste like mom's lasagna." I said grabbing his arm and ripping it off like it was a chicken wing. I started to bite on it as the blood ran through my teeth and down my chin. The blood was like the spagehtti sauce, the muscles was the meet and the skin tasted like that yummi cheese on the pasta slabs.
While chewing like a gorilla on a bambo stick I looked back at the others.
Dark Even was sitting down on a guy's chest while eating a slab of meet and tossing some of it to the side then ripping off other pieces to eat.
Pan was picking up his dead victims and ripping them apart eating certain pieces of their bodies like the arms or legs.
Ponzo managed to eat through someone's leg and chew on his bones. After all she is a wolf which is technically a dog which really loves bones.
I managed to eat his right and left arms, pieces of his collar and his left leg.And I ate both of his eyeballs apparently they tasted like warmed over marshmellows.
My stomach was full and I stood up tall wipping my face of the blood. I walked over to the others, Pan had a small branch and was digging in his teeth using it as a toothpick. Dark Eve was still sitting down and she had one of the guy's brains in one hand and licking it. Ponzo was lying down in human form sleeping.
" Ponzo..." I said starting to walk over to her.
"Leave her be she always does that after a meal." Dark Eve says standing up finally. Pan trotted over to her like some sort of stallion and picked her up putting her on his back.
" At anyrate you handled yourself pretty well newbie, my first time I was freakin out." She said looking up at me with narrowed eyes. "I guess your not such a dumbfuck after all..." She leaned up and licked what little blood I had left off of my cheek. She tossed the brain and away and burped so loud she made the ground rumble. She must be...a high leveled man-eater.
"Come on let's go back to the Nest I'm tired now." Dark Eve said raising her left hand weakly. The black cloud appeared before us and we all climbed on. The dark cloud took off over the skies of Spira and below I could see lots of sights, the Djose Temple, the place where Operation Mi Hen failed...pwahaha those fools and even the ocean.
Pan laid Ponzo down then sort of crawled over to me and sat his huge horse body beside mine. " You seem like a pretty decent fellow and I've yet another man to talk to since our clan's fall. So I guess I could show you my...secret place when we reach the nest."
"What's the Nest?" I asked raising an eyebrow.
"Nests are like hideouts for Man-Eater Clans, like a secret base." Pan replied. I guess he just rememeber that I was just born. " And at our Nest I will show you what I like to do after meals, it really works off the poundage."
" If it's masturbation...I won't no part of it." I said with a straight face.
" Hmhmhmhmhmhm, I believe you will be fairly surprised." She said baring his teeth as blood dripped out of them alittle. Hmm now that's a smile only a Man-Eater could love.
We flew around the Calm Lands and into that weird temple where you get the Magus Sisters. The cloud landed down before this temple and everyone stepped off. Pan grabbed Ponzo and I leaped off myself while walking behind Dark Eve who stretched out alittle. "Come on..." She yawned.
We walked up to the front door and she placed a hand on it, the door opened and we walked in. Inside this large dome like room was two areas that stood out more than the others. One area had a small tent over a bed, and lots of books stacked around it. Pan walked over to that bed and laid Ponzo down. And another area just to the right of Ponzo's area was a small stable with a table infront that dumbell weights on it.
" Everybody gets their own area in here, pick a spot and set it up Black." She said actually referring to my by name this time which I found amazing. Dark Eve walked up to the Cloister of Trials door which looked to be ripped off and walked in. I walked in after her and she looked back with wide eyes like she'd never seen me before. "GET OUTTA MY ROOM!!" She drop kicked me in the face and I went flying out of the room sliding along the ground to a stop.
"That's the one and only rule in this Nest, never enter Dark Eve's room." Pan said helping me up. "The only time Eve wants anybody in her room is if she's feeling lonely or she has a mission for you to do."
" She's the only one who has a specific room while the rest of us all sleep in the same room like some sort of camp or some shit." I said.
"Well we are a clan." Pan replied rubbing his spikey chin.
" Anyway what's this special place ya gotta show me?" I said looking up at him again.
" Oh...riiiggghhhhhttt...come." He started to run off, I think this fool forgot he was a horse and horse RUN REALLY FAST. But all that aside I ran with my arms hanging low like a glutton beside him. We ran out of the Bloodstreak Nest Temple and down towards the Calm Lands. We ran around and into that hidden chocobo ranch underground spot...We stopped our run and walked abit. As soon as the doors opened I heard nothing but screaming...the screaming of women.
We walked through different stalls to see different women tied up in a bondage like way. Some of them were hanging upside down and they were all naked. " Pan, what is this?" I asked narrowing my eyes at him.
"This is where I come to pleasure myself..." He said all of a sudden losing the gentlemen like tone he had. He walked into a stable where a small girl was probably 15 or 16 years old.
"Heeeee!!" Pan snawed as he jumped onto of the girl.
"AHHH!!! PLEASE STOP NO!!! NO!! I WANNA GO HOME PLEASE!!!" She cried aloud.
"Heeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!" Pan slobbered.
"IT HURTS AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" She screamed.
O.o- Me "Holy fuck...I'm outta here!" I took off running towards the exit.
"Blackjaw grab a girl and pleasure yourself work off the human meat you just ate!" Pan's voice rang through the entire stable followed by the loud screams of teenage girls and middle aged women. I covered my ears as I ran out.
My Clan is full of weirdos...
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