La chucharacha~ *shakes maracas*
Alice floored the pedal and sped through most of downtown. By the time they reached the beach, Alyssa was gripping the side and emptying her stomach. Alex was doing the same thing and Ed looked like he was about to heave all that junk food any second onto Double D. Eddy was gripping the handle above the car door for dear life. "Remind me... to never... let Alice drive... ever again..." Eddy panted out. His heart was beating a million times a minute.
"WOOO! That was one mean rush!" Alice grinned. Everyone just glared at her. She ignored the glares and got out of the jeep.
"Whatever. Let's just go." Alyssa jumped out of the back and grabbed their bags. Alex went into the back and pulled out a large surfboard with a green dragon symbol on it. Alyssa threw her a yellow bag and she took it while running to the women's restroom. Alice took her bag and Alyssa gave the boys theirs. "The men's room is over there." She pointed to where Alex was heading. Alice locked the doors and grabbed Alyssa's arm, who was looking through her bag. Ed excitedly ran to the bathroom, dragging his friends by their shirt collars inside.
"Let me go Ed! I can walk perfectly by myself!" Double D struggled for breath. Ed didn't hear Eddy's complaints and jumped into the men's room.
"Oooh~ Shiny floor!"
Later
"When are those guys going to get out of there? It's not like they're putting on make-up or anything." Alex said impatiently, tapping her bare foot on the yellow sand. She had on a green and black checkered two piece swimsuit and shiny goggles around her neck.
"How are you so sure of that? Someone go in there and check." Alice said, inspecting her black painted fingernails. She had on a strapless black bikini top and tan shorts. Her hair now in two long pigtails on either side of her head and sunglasses. "I like the new swimsuit though Alyssa." The brunette narrowed her eyes at Alice.
"I told you I hated bikini's Alice! Why did you have to switch mine?" She complained. Seems that before they left the house, Alice had made Alyssa switch from her tankini to a bikini. Alice had forced her into a red one that had a string going around her neck instead of straps, and a little bit of ruffles at the edges of the bikini top and bottom. "And why'd you pick this one? It's embarrassing."
"But you look so cute!" Alex commented. Her surfboard leaned against the wall of outside the bathrooms.
"I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU."
"I'm just saying. And its about time you got rid of that pale tummy."
"Yeah. Time to get rid of the pasty skin on your stomach." Alice smacked her hand on her pale stomach. She slapped it away and tried to cover it up with her towel.
"Eddy! Give me back my goggles!" They heard Double D whine.
"No! I need them!"
"I got a rubber chicken~" Ed was the first come out, in his hands was indeed a rubber chicken and he had on green swim trunks. He swung it around and around til it smacked some random guy in the face.
"Watch it punk!" He yelled, then walked off. Double D and Eddy came out, fighting over Double D's goggles.
"Give them back!"
"It's not like you are gonna go in the water!" Eddy had on a pair of white and red swimming trunks, sandals, and in his hands were Double D's blue goggles.
"Yes I will. I just need to apply my sunscreen, plug my nostrils and ears, and put on my swimming flippers." He said, tugging at the goggles weakly. He had on blue and green striped swimming trunks, a glob of sunscreen on his nose and his shoulders.
"You guys finished fighting? I wanna go catch some waves." Alex said boredly.
"I didn't know you surfed." Double D said.
"Eddy, give him his goggles." Alice ordered. Eddy looked like he was about to protest, but all of his thought went with the wind for a moment when he saw how she was dressed.
"Haaa..." He droned out, jaw slack and on the ground. Alyssa picked it up and re-attatched it to his skull.
"SURF'S UP!" Alex screamed as she ran to the water, surfboard above her head and Ed riding on it.
"I can see my house from here!" Ed said excitedly.
"That's nice Ed." Double D said. He was helping Alyssa set up their towels, laying them flat on the sand. He took out his iron and flattened it. The men and women around them laughed but he wasn't paying attention to them. After all the towels were laid out and the umbrella was up, Double D searched through his bag so he could apply more sunscreen. "Oh no... Not again."
"What's up?" Alyssa asked, rubbing some sunscreen on her arms. Double D stared for a moment. "What? Need some?" She held out the bottle and Double D accepted it gratefully.
"Thank you... I seem to have not brought any."
"Sorry about that, you can just share mine. Alex is too much of a bonehead to put any on, so normally she sunburns." Alyssa explained as she applied the cream to her legs.
"Where is Eddy? He needs to apply some too."
"You're acting like his mother, but he's over there." Alyssa pointed to Alice sitting on her towel, and Eddy watching her every move like a hawk. "...You know Eddy that's kinda creepy." Alice turned around to see Eddy staring and narrowed her eyes. She picked up a handful of sand and threw it at him.
"Don't throw sand! It might get in someone's eyes!" Double D warned. Eddy scooped up a handful and threw it at Alice. Soon they were having a full sand sand was going everywhere, hitting some bystanders and random people.
On the water
"WHHHEEEEEEE!" Alex screamed from the waves. She was riding a large wave, but Ed was no where in sight. Then, Ed's face poked out from the top of the wave. The jaws theme song began to play over in his head as he swam under the wave and grabbed Alex by her ankles. The blonde struggled to get out of his grasp, there was no way she was letting him take her under so easily. He yanked her down and she slipped off the board and into the salty water. Both Ed and Alex gripped the board as the wave subsided, and she shoved him hard.
"I'm a sea monster! I'LL EAT YOU!" Ed emphasised this by trying to take a big chunk out of the board with his teeth. She knocked him off the board and inspected the indent his teeth made.
"YOU MORON! YOU MADE TEETH MARKS ON MY BOARD!" She screamed. Ed swam away laughing. Alex swam after him angrily.
Shore
Double D watched Alex chase Ed and sighed. "Ed's imagination has no limits..." He finished covering himself with sunscreen and began to read a book Alice had recommended: 'The theif lord'. So far it was a good read.
"Hey Eddy, mind lotioning my back?" Alice asked. Her, Alyssa, and Double D were surrounded by guys who had just moved there. Some were staring as Alyssa applied sunscreen and others were drooling at Alice. They all narrowed their eyes as Eddy came to the three and sat next to Alice.
"Uh, sure." She laid down on her stomach and read a magazine as Eddy squeezed some of the bottle's content into his hands.
"Better do it while you can Eddy. She's VERY picky on who rubs it on her back." Alyssa said, sipping her water. Eddy swallowed and started to rub the cream onto her back. There was no back strap to her top, it was one solid piece. He stuck a finger under the back part. No reaction from Alice but he was getting very harsh glares from the guys surrounding them. He was about to move the top up a bit but they all heard the loud sound of a horn. There was a big blast of sand and the sound of footprints. The four coughed and looked around. All of the guys were gone, instead there was a big fuss behind them.
"What in the world..." Double D peeked to see that the guys had crowded around a limo and three girls were sitting on the hood of the car.
"Thank god, those guys were messing with my light." Alice scoffed, reading her magazine still. Eddy had finished lotioning her back, but snapped the tight black top on her skin. "OW." She kicked Eddy and he scowled then did it again.
"I wonder what all the hubub is about..." Alyssa said, joining Double D and ignoring Eddy and Alice fighting.
"Hehehehe... can someone please get me a drink? It's so hot~" A familiar voice rose out of the crowd of men. Alex came out of the water with ehr board over her shoulder, Ed following with his head completely covered in seaweed. Some heads turned as Alex shook the salt water out of her hair.
"KITTEN!" Alex dropped her board and face went completely white. Minnie shoved aside the boys to show herself in a swimsuit that showed off a lot of skin, a white bikini top that looked very tight on her torso and held by strings. Her bottom was the same. She pounced on Alex but the blonde sheilded herself with her surfboard by swinging it like a baseball bat.
"AAAAAAGHHHH!" Alex hid behind the umbrellas.
"Hmph, and who do we have here? Looks like the tourists forgot to pick up their trash." Rebecca sneered. She had on a orange bikini with strings and a little orange flower on one side of her breast. Alyssa gave her a middle finger and Rebecca snarled.
"There there Rebecca, I'm sure they'll go away soon. Now where is my drink?" Dolly asked. She had on a pink and white striped bikini with a flower in her hair and sunglasses. A bunch of guys offered drinks. Alice scoffed and rolled her eyes. "Jealous now are we? I get all the hunks and you get none!~" Dolly bragged, flashing her perfectly white teeth. But when she looked back at Alice she found that she wasn't even paying attention.
"Alyssa, I'm gonna go in for a dip. You coming?"
"I'm fine. You go ahead." Alice stripped off her shorts, and just to aggrivate Dolly a bit, she did it slowly. Flexing her legs a bit in front of Eddy as the shorts came off and now she had on her black bikini bottom. Eddy had a bit of a nosebleed and saw all the fuming muscle heads glaring at him and Double D. Dolly narrowed her eyes but then a idea popped in her mind.
"GET AWAY FROM MEEE!" Alex screeched as she hid behind Ed.
"Aw don't be like that kitten! C'mon, I'll show you a delicous time~" Minnie purred.
"Wait, why don't we girls play a little game? And you hoes come and join us." Doly said, pointing to Alice.
"I really don't feel like it though..." Alyssa yawned out.
"We came here to relax." Double D cut in.
"But it's just a friendly game~ Men!" some of the guys grabbed the Als and dragged them to where Dolly led them: a volleyball net. One guy started to touch them in bad places, two seconds later he was half dead in a trash can.
"Beach volleyball? I'm not too sure about this..." Double D said, sitting on the bleachers next to his two friends.
"Are you kidding me? This is gonna be great! and I'm gonna take some awesome pictures." Eddy said, licking his lips and readying his camera. On one side was Dolly, Minnie, and Rebecca. The other was Alice, Alex, and Alyssa.
"And to make this game a little more interesting, why don't we make penalties?" Dolly offered. A man brought in pairs of silver bracelets for them, and the girls put them on.
So that's what she was after... Alice thought. "Name the penalty." Dolly was about to say something but Minnie whispered something in her ear. Dolly smiled wickedly.
"The loser... has to strip naked in front of this crowd." The entire crowd (mostly consisting of guys) minus the Eds, cheered very loudly.
"That's a really bad idea girls!" Double D shouted.
"Shove a sock in it Double D." Eddy said, rubbing his palms together. "I never knew the beach would be this exciting..."
"Yeah Double D.
"Why don't you girls clean your filthy bodies before? You're gonna mentally scar the entire crowd." Alice mocked. The crowd 'ooohed' at that comment. Dolly gripped the ball, her bracelet beeped and served it... HARD. It smacked against the sand loudly. The group of girls laughed at their surprised faces.
"Hohohohoh~ You three obviously lack so badly in the beauty and skill departments that you can't even take a simple serve~" Rebecca laughed. Eddy narrowed his eyes at the annoying chinese girl.
"KICK HER BUTT ALEX!" Yelled Ed. Minnie growled angrily and served.
"I got it!" Yelled Alex. She hit the ball high into the air.
"MINE!" Alice jumped and spiked the ball hard. IT span wildly against the sand and kicked some up onto people. Now it was the other team's turn to be surprised.
"Point: Als."
"Oh I'm sorry, did we hit the ball too hard to you?" Alex mocked. Alyssa gave them a middle finger.
"Whoops~ Must have forgotten to hold back." Then all three of them burst into giggles.
"It's on now whore!" Yelled Dolly.
"Bring it!" Alice yelled back. Eddy grinned and began to snap pictures, selling some to the crowd watching for a dollar each. But eddy kept a few of the best ones to himself.
"Eddy! Don't make a profit off of this! It's wrong and what if they lose? Are you gonna take pictures of that?" Double D asked. Eddy stopped for a moment but then continued to snap pictures. "EDDY!"
"I won't I won't... maybe." Their minds went back to the game, and Alyssa just hit the ball straight into Minnie. the redhead stumbled a bit but managed to hit it back. Again their bracelets beeped.
"Point: Princesses."
"Something's up with those bracelets..." Alice said, sweating a bit. Alyssa was about to hit the ball, and the bracelet beeped again. The volleyball swerved out of Alyssa's reach and into the ground.
"Point: Princesses." The points were now 10 to 1.
"Ed! Eat that ball!" Alice yelled. Ed smiled and put on his bib and got out a pot full of gravy from his bag. Just as the ball went high into the air, he slapped gravy on it and ate it. Just as it was coming down on Dolly, she punched him and Ed went high into the air, stomach first. The bracelets beeped more and soon Ed was zooming everywhere.
"THAT IDIOT!" Dolly screeched.
"A REMOTE CONTROL BALL?" Alyssa screamed. Ed zoomed through the crowd, picking up Eddy and Double D along the way.
"LET ME GO LUMPY!" Eddy shouted.
"I can't stop! My tummy is alive!" Ed panicked. His stomach then slammed itself right into the ground, and the ball popped out of his mouth. It was covered in saliva and some of his stomach acids. No one dared to touch it.
"...I guess this means game over huh?" Alex asked.
"No way, you guys lost the most points. Now start stripping." Rebecca said. The men whooped and prepared their cameras. Double D tried to get rid of them but he was just shoved aside along with Eddy and Ed.
"You guys cheated!" Alyssa shot.
"So? It was my daddy's money and now you have to pay." Dolly said all snooty like.
"Your fake nose is peeling Dolly." Alice said without even flinching. Dolly gasped and covered her nose. The crowd went eerily silent (guess why her nickname is 'Barbie doll' people).
"...fake?" Eddy asked. The crowd of boys surrounded the princess team, leaving the Eds and Als behind. Quickly, they grabbed their stuff and threw it into the back of the jeep. Alice jumped into the drivers seat and everyone got seated. "FLOOR IT!" Alice happily obliged and stomped on the gas pedal. The six zoomed out of there quickly just as the crowd of boys loosened up enough for Dolly to see through it.
"Curse them to hell!" Dolly screeched. The car windows in the parking lot exploded.
