Disclaimer : I seriously do not own Princess Tutu, I will NOT open the door for cops or attorneys.
Warning : extreme OOC as usual.
Presenting : What the Princess Tutu Characters would NEVER say
Now with : Rue!
"I don't want to be a raven, I want to be a FLAMINGOOOOO!" (laughs maniacally and dyes hair pink)
"The Prince can die. I'm REALLY in love with Autor though."
"Fakir is like, my best friend ever!"
"I don't know what you people been smoking on, but my name is Adrianna, Rue and Kraehe are figments of your imagination."
"I think my best friend Fakir is Princess Tutu. Really."
"Ahiru, let's go shopping!"
"I hate ballet. Soccer is more of my thing, actually."
"Mytho and I have something we call a relationSHIT."
"I'm a fairy princess!"
"Like, Oh My Gahd, did you see her hair the other day? I was like 'Honey, please the 70's are OVER!' and, like, she totally flipped out and like, called me a betch! I was like 'Oh no you DID NOT!' and I totally kicked her ass, and then she-ooh I think I chipped my nail!"
"Let's talk about sex baby, let's talk about you and me-" (this is only a song, don't be alarmed)
"I'm going to kill you in the FACE."
"Me and the flamingos are gonna take over the world. Screw ravens."
"I need a restraining order against Mytho - he's such a stalker!"
"I want to marry Femio!"
"Can you believe I was put in therapy for a supposed 'Multiple Personality Complex'?"
Not sure who to do now unless it be Mr. Cat, any ideas or advice just send them in a review please!
