Over a year since the last update, haven't really been any good songs to parody until this one. I tried with the requested songs but I couldn't, I'm sorry. I'm not WeirdAl. So, anyway, I hope you enjoy Umbrella.
Disclaimer: Don't own FFX2 or Rihanna.
Yuna walked into the room whiter than Paine.
"Oh my gosh Yuna, what happened?" Questioned the ever-curious Al Behd.
"I just saw Paine in the closet with Baralai. She was on her knees!" Yuna was still in disbelief that characters in a T rated game were allowed to do these things. If she would have known that, she would've been nude the entire adventure.
"Paine's a WOMAN!?!?!"
"That's just what I said!"
"Get the remote."
"Oh I already zapped her."
"Then turn on the damn TV!"
Paine was dressed in a black dominatrix outfit glaring right at Yuna. Then the music started.
I felt your arse
God,
we'll never be worlds apart
I may have been on my knees
But you
won't be my star
Baby cause in the dark
You can't see the
parts
And that's when you met me there
But honey I thought you
was Claire
So
When the sun shines, we won't shine
together
Told you I mistook you for my lover
Now I'll always be
a friend
Took your growth I won't stick it out till the end
Now
that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll never have each
other
You can't stand under my umbrella
Cause boy, I ain't
into fellas
(Ellas ellas eh eh eh)
Ain't into fellas
(Ellas
ellas eh eh eh)
Just don't like the fellas
(Ellas ellas eh eh
eh)
I'd rather have Bella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
Your
fancy thing, will indeed come in between
You're part of my memory,
here for Infinity
When the war has took it's part
When the
world has dealt it's cards
If the thing is hard, believe my hand
will discard
Because
When the sun shines, we won't shine
together
Told you I mistook you for my lover
Now I'll always be
a friend
Took your growth I won't stick it out till the end
Now
that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll never have each
other
You can't stand under my umbrella
Cause boy, I ain't
into fellas
(Ellas ellas eh eh eh)
Ain't into fellas
(Ellas
ellas eh eh eh)
Just don't like the fellas
(Ellas ellas eh eh
eh)
I'd rather have Bella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
You
can't come onto my arms
Now I'm pissed, be alarmed
Come
here to me
There's no distance in between you and me
So go on
and let the punches pour
I'll beat you up and even and
more
Because
When the sun shines, we won't shine
together
Told you I mistook you for my lover
Now I'll always be
a friend
Took your growth I won't stick it out till the end
Now
that it's raining more than ever
Know that we'll never have each
other
You can't stand under my umbrella
Cause boy, I ain't
into fellas
(Ellas ellas eh eh eh)
Ain't into fellas
(Ellas
ellas eh eh eh)
Just don't like the fellas
(Ellas ellas eh eh
eh)
I'd rather have Bella
(Ella ella eh eh eh eh eh eh)
It's
raining
Ooh baby it's raining
Baby stay away from me
Get
away from me
It's raining
Oh baby it's raining
"That was way more than enough of Paine to last me a month," said Rikku surprised at the supreme sluttiness.
"Snipple©, even my clothes aren't that small," Yuna said to the TV as she took off her top thanks the unknown freedoms she had.
"Hey I got an idea!"
"What?"
"Let's go make soup like an apology for her, and then we can put a balloon in it!"
"Alright!"
The girls ran off into a future with a choking Paine followed by a non-choking Paine causing them a lot of hurt.
Eh-hem. Snipple© is copyright ffx2fan/ffx2fan16/Chris Henderson. But you can use it if you want to.
