Swifty's AN: Here we are again with a new chapter and here we are to introduce a new shipping. Sign-this-please-shipping aka: Richshipping. Guess who it is?! O.O Enjoy the chapter.

Cem's AN: And of course Abuseshipping (should be obvious from the last chapter). Everyone enjoy the chapter and thank you all for the reviews. And for Yellow's Wrath fans: there's a brief reference to it's sequel here. Enjoy.


Hotel Evil

Chapter 4;; Sign This Please!


"Ugh," Sapphire groaned. Her head ached, her back hurt, and her cloathes were wet...wait...wet?! She blinked and rubbed her still-asleep eyes. It was only then that Sapphire noticed a boy sitting next to her body, with his knees up and his arms folded, fast asleep. Something clicked in her head. She knew this boy. She knew him! This was...Silver!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHG!!"


"Hey did you hear that scream?" a girl asked the attendant. Kendra looked up from her desk and smiled.
"Must be a stray dog," she clicked something on her computer. "Now how about we sign you up for the penthouse suits? Both of them await."
The girl smiled. "Sure!"


Sapphire jumped at the image of Silver who was now waking up. Sapph can take the credit for that though. "What. Were. You. Thinking?" she hissed.
"Umm," Silver coughed and Sapphire noticed he looked paler than usual. "You had a fever," he managed to say.
"But...you..." Sapphire twitched. Did he catch the fever from her? "Silver you idiot." She lifted him off the bench when she noticed she had one waterproof windbreaker. It was Silver's. Big Idiot. He could've left her alone to die and could've stayed perfectly dry and healthy himself.
"Come on up," Sapphire said.
Silver grunted and managed to get on his feet before collapsing onto her. "Wha--"
"Don't talk," Sapphire said, "I'll help you get back to the room. Hopefully the others aren't sick too."
Silver nodded a response and clutched onto Sapphire walking to the hotel.
"And...Thanks."
Silver looked at Sapphire as if she had just told him the meaning of life. Did the loud, stubborn girl just say "Thanks?" Her face was as determined as ever, but there was a pale rosy tinge to her cheeks.
"You're welcome. I would've done the same for anyone." Silver said. 'Would I?'


Yellow was sleeping peacefully until she turned over. The bed was extremely slim and one wrong move meant falling off. Which is exactly what happened. Instead of coming into contact with the cold hard floor, Yellow fell on something soft.
"Thank you pillow," she muttered sleepily, eyes closed. It was only then that she realized her 'pillow' had bones...and was groaning. Yellow's eyes flew open. She looked around the and saw the boys...sprawled out on the floor. And she had fallen on Green! But that didn't matter at the moment. Yellow did something anyone else would have done. She screamed.


"Another scream?" the same girl asked Kendra.

Kendra, still smiling, said, "We will call a dog catcher ma'am. No stray dog will go near you." She nodded and notioned Kendra to take her suitcases...ALL of them.


Yellow's scream woke everyone up. When Blue awoke, discovering Red cuddling up to her on one side and Gold "feeling" her on the other...it was WAR! All of the boys (mainly the cuddly latter) were flinged out of the room by their necks, by a VERY angry, embarrassed Blue. Yellow sweatdropped when she noticed the hole in the door.

'And they thought I was scary,' she thought. Blue was now counting the boys (who cracked the opposing wall from the impact) and marched over to Ruby (who was still conscious) and started choking him.
"How did you get in here? How dare you come in here? Where's Silver?" she yelled shaking him violently. Yellow sweatdropped again.
'She makes Sapphy look sweet,' Yellow thought. Ruby started begging for forgiveness.

"I'm sorry," he cried, "Green picked the lock and we got out of the rain. I thought Silver was with us. Don't hurt me!" Blue flinged him at the wall again, making Green the only conscious boy now.
"Morons," she hissed and turned to Yellow, "When Red and Gold wake up they have a date with my fists." Just then, there was knocking from the balcony. Yellow turned to see Sapphire knocking frantically and Silver sitting on one of the lawn chairs breathing heavily.

Before Yellow could open the door for them, she was pushed out of the way by Blue who opened it herself. "Silver," she yelled, "Are you okay?" He nodded slightly. Blue looked at Sapphire hoping for an explanation.
"It's a long story," Sapphire said scratching the back of her head, "But Silver has a slight fever." Blue picked up the umbrella now hanging on the balcony banister.
"Ditty replay please." Silver and Sapphire looked at each other nervously.
"Replay," Sapphire stammered. The smiling skull charm, revealing itself to be Ditty, started morphing into everything that happened last night.

Yellow gasped, Sapphire started wiping nervous "Blue-will-kill-me!" sweat of her forehead and Silver started fidgeting with his handkerchief. Blue stayed silent, her back turned to the others as she closely watched the events.

After Ditty went back to normal (and back in it's pokéball from pure fear), everyone in the room waited for Blue to explode. And she did...sorta.
Blue suddenly jumped and hugged Silver. "AWW," she cooed, "My little boy's growing up. I knew you wouldn't hate girls other than me forever." Then she jumped to Sapphire, shaking her hands non-stop. "You two will make a happy couple," she said and started a speech about commitment, love, and stuff like that. The "happy couple" looked at each other completely red-faced.
"I sense the atmosphere here has tensed," was all Yellow could say as Blue jumped around from hugging Silver, to shaking Sapphire's hands over and over and over...
From his location outside the room, Green muttered "Pesky Girl." Yellow shot him a nervous glance, worried of what Blue would do to him.

But, she was in too much of a happy mood to notice. However, it did remind her, that Green was still awake and still there. She turned to Yellow, still smiling. (Everyone, meet Kendra #2)

"And what about you Yellow? You and Cover-boy over there would make a great husband and wife " Yellow looked over at Green who just raised an eyebrow nonchalantly, like he didn't care.

Yellow twitched and burst out laughing. "Puh-Lease, Silver and Sapphire are an even better couple. They abuse each other every day."
Silver and Sapphire looked at her. "We do?" they asked. There was an eerie silence in the room (We mean how do they not notice?) until Silver started coughing. Then Blue remembered she had a sick patient on her hands. Blue marched over to the boys, who were all conscious now.
"Alright listen up maggots," she said in a scary military-ish voice, "bring up breakfast for four. NOW! Afterwards you may get something to eat too." The boys rolled their eyes. "Are. You. Questioning. Me?" she demanded towering over them. They shook they're heads wide-eyed and ran off. Sapphire blinked in confusion.
"Am I this bad?" she asked Yellow.
Yellow innocently munched on a cookie. "No you're worse," she half-lied. Then noticing Sapphire's twitch, she added, "But I'm the scariest. Ask Silver if you're not convinced." As Sapphire made her way to the balcony Yellow thought, 'That must have been one good amnesia treatment.'
Sapphire quickly asked Silver what happened but he shook his head frantically, despite his current condition. "No! I am not relieving that day." While Sapphire pouted Silver thought, 'That must have been one good amnesia treatment. Stupid woman!' Then he turned to Blue. "My back hurts on this chair."

Blue looked at him. Her blue eyes showed concern, but still had amusement in them. "Really?" she asked. Blue looked at Yellow and Sapphire, but they were nowhere to be seen. 'Funny,' she thought, 'They were there a second ago.' She twitched.
"Yellow and Sapphire, you lazy bums!" she yelled across the room, "Get out here immediately, you have to move Silver on to the bed."
Sapphire rushed out with Yellow behind her. "What?" they chorused.

"You do it!" Sapphire hissed. Blue looked at them innocently.
"But I'm..." Sapphire noticed Blue had somehow quick-changed into a white suit. "Doctor Blue!" she finished.
"Oh boy," Sapphire said nervously. Yellow paled.
"Run," the blonde girl munched on her cookie, "Get Silver before she kills you. If there's anyone worse than Blue, it's Doctor Blue!"
Sapphire smiled at Yellow and batted her eyelashes. "How 'bout you?"
"Um I'm going to check on the boys. I'm starving." Yellow said quickly and raced out of the room.
"Traitor," Sapphire hissed and walked up to Silver's lawn chair. She kicked it forcefully...but Blue saw.
"No Abusing Silver today!" she creamed and threw Sapphire (gently) at the cracked wall. The crack expanded.


"Stupid Phone doesn't work," Red sighed and began walking down the stairs with the others. Then he noticed Gold wasn't with him. He was still on the 16th floor. "Hey Gold, aren't you coming?" Gold shook his head.
"I'll be back later. Get some food for me."
"Whatever," Red shrugged and continued his long epic journey down the stairs.
As for Gold...his reason for living begins!


"Excuse me, but no thanks," A girl with Flaming Red hair scoffed and slammed the door in Gold's face. He looked at his bouquet of flowers, rejected.
"Oh well there's always next floor." He said cheerfully before fixing his tux. (He brought it to the trip). That was the 99th door he knocked on, asking for a date from each girl.
He made it to the next door, shook his head, cleared his throat, and rang the doorbell. (The only suit with a doorbell...)
"Huh? Are you room service?" the girl inside asked and looked at Gold at little repulsed. She had on a black tank top and pink skirt. She was peering at Gold through one eye, icily. But Gold didn't notice.
"Congratulations you are the 100th girl whose door I landed on!" Gold exclaimed. He handed over the flowers. "For you my love!"
The girl blinked. Did she know this weirdo? He looked familiar. "Umm, Wait right here."
"Sure," Gold smiled. Finally! A girl who would go on a date with him. She was getting ready right now, he bet.
The girl returned. "Please sign this," she told him shoving three documents on clipboards and a pen into his arms.
"Umm...Sure," Gold signed away not bothering to look at them, "Our date awaits!" he said taking the girl's hand. She smacked him away (hard!).
"The 1st document you signed was an apology to all the girls in the hotel. I will have Kendra put it up on the bulletin board later. The 2nd one you signed is a mini restraining order," she laughed, "Please keep a 6 feet distance from me," she added and pushed Gold away, "And Third..."
She smiled coldly, "You have caused ten couples to break up, and 5 divorces before coming to my door. ALL IN THE LAST TWENTY MINUTES! Consider this an unlucky day."
"But, darling they didn't match with their current hubbies. I am much better," Gold told her attempting to get close again, but she pushed him away once more.
The girl smiled darkly, "And third, you now owe me 50 dollars for every word that comes out of your mouth aimed at me or near me." Gold's mouth fell open.
Gold's mouth fell open. "But I don't even know you!" he yelled.
Violating her own restraining order, the girl came over to him and smacked him upside the head. "Gold you idiot," she hissed, "Are you still recovering from the amnesia. It's me! The pride of Sinnoh, Lady Berlitz. And you now owe me... (click, click, click...) 2000 poke. Pay up please." Gold turned to stone...literally.


The end for now.