Plot Summary-What happens when our dear pinkette is wrongfully given detention for the Akatsuki's actions? Will they survive her wrath or will she survive them?
Konoha High Detention Club Chapter Four
Ice Blocks And Fish sticks
"Hm?" I questioned turning around abruptly.
"You have detention tomorrow too, un?" Deidara questioned.
"twenty-nine more days Deidara." I called as I opened the chemistry lab doors.
The moment I stepped out of the door my butt met the cold tiled floor after my face met something hard, extremely hard.
"Ah I'm so sorry shorty." A random male voice called out to me as I rubbed my now hurting and probably red nose.
Slowly standing up while wiping dirt off my butt I slowly opened my eyes to come face to face with a blue person.
Are we in a damn cartoon? First a walking lollipop and now a fucking blue person! Inner screamed pulling at her hair frustrated.
I snapped my neck upwards to glare into his white contacted eyes, "What did you say fish stick?"
Kisame Hoshgaki, the senior that broke the courtyard fence.
Kisame is a startling six foot three male with shark gill tattoo's on both his left and right cheeks and with his muscular build you could understand why nobody stood up to him.
He had blue gray tinted skin and short royal blue hair with the help of professional styling gel he had sculpted into a shark fin like shape.
"Fish stick? How original Cherry." Kisame laughed at my uniqueness and creativity.
"Hey," Deidara yelled "That's my nickname, un!"
Kisame grinned, "Really Barbie? Oh wait that's Hidan's nickname huh?"
Deidara puffed out his cheeks in frustration and stood chest to chest or well chest to face with Kisame, "I will defend my honor, un!"
"No need to defend something that doesn't exist brat." Sasori commented joining the little friendly conversation.
I started to see my opening to escape and tried to take it before anyone noticed, and like last time I said I tried.
"Where are you going Cherry-Chan?" Deidara asked his eye catching my movement towards the only door.
"To my friend Sasuke's." I commented as Inner screamed about being more sneaky next time.
Be like a ninja! Inner screamed annoyed we've gotten caught three times in one day.
I'm not a ninja I'm a human being! I retorted.
"Itachi's ice block of a little brother?" Kisame questioned forgetting the argument just five seconds ago.
"Their both ice blocks, un." Deidara bit off.
"Yes him." I sighed realizing it was true.
The emotions and attention span of an ice block. A good looking ice block but still an ice block. Inner sighed.
"Well Cherry-Chan," Deidara wrapped his arm around my shoulders " It just so happens we're going to go see our ice block, un." Deidara grinned ear to ear.
"Really?" I questioned.
"Kisame came to meet me and Sasori before heading over there." He explained like this was totally normal.
"It's Sasori and I not me and Sasori. Use proper grammar brat." Sasori corrected while swatting his arm off my shoulder.
"Always so proper Sasori, un. You gotta lighten up, sometimes I wonder if you're even human." Deidara laughed while stepping out of the chemistry lab doors.
He swept a mock bow, "Cherry-Chan."
I walked into the hallway and started following Kisame like his shadow.
Deidara and Sasori started a heated discussion well more like aggressive argument about the true meaning and appearances of true art while Kisame just plainly tuned them out somehow, I hadn't learned to yet sadly.
Soon we arrived outside to the reserved parking area for seniors with their own vehicles, Kisame started jogging towards a Royal blue 2014 Ford explorer while whistling some unknown song only he could hear perfectly.
Kisame of course went into the drivers seat and unlocked all the doors and started playing with the radio.
"I call window, un!" Deidara screamed dive bombing for the window seat behind Kisame torso first.
Real mature eh? Inner questioned sweat dropping.
"After you Doll." Sasori commented snapping me out of my thoughts while opening the door behind the passenger seat for me.
"You can have the window seat or middle, it's up to you." Sasori said voice null of emotion.
I started to pile into the car and sit in the middle since I was the smallest of us three and let Sasori have the window seat since he was so nice.
Kisame started to reverse out of the parking spot and pull onto the road towards Uchiha manor.
"If you don't stop sticking your head out of the window like a dog something bad will happen." Kisame commented to Deidara not taking his eyes off the road.
"Like what, un? A tiny bug will hit me?" Deidara laughed while the wind whipped his blonde hair around behind him like a halo.
"Holy shit, un!" Deidara started screaming profanity's left and right.
I whipped my head towards the left to see Deidara standing halfway up as Kisame rolled his window up halfway laughing his ass off.
"Just ignore them, their all immature." Sasori sighed like they were a lost cause and they probably were.
The rest of the ride consisted of Deidara screaming at Kisame about murder, Kisame laughing turning up the radio to drown him out, Sasori staring off into nothingness, and me wondering what the hell I agreed to.
I wonder who we would be safer with? Inner pondered out loud to herself.
What are you blabbing about?
I think we would be safer with Orochimaru-Sama then the Akatsuki sadly. Inner cried dramatically.
"We're here Shark bait." Deidara commented to Kisame while unbuckling his seat belt.
Sasori was the first to exit holding his right hand out to me for when I got out, I accepted and grabbed a hold of his hand.
"Welcome to ice blocks habitat ha ha." Kisame laughed while walking up to the door to knock.
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