Up the tallest tower
Many (slightly over exgarated by the author who does do distance) leagues away, there was a princess, way up high, in the tallest tower, with no doors and a dragon guarding the entrance or maybe the creature wanted to rescue the fair maiden, like we would ever know… Hell the mood I am in let through shrek in.
Ok, ok, I am stop mucking around. From the top.
Up the tallest tower
Many leagues away from the two stunning princes, stood a beautiful fair princess. She had hair the colour of the burning sun and her eyes were of the ocean. She sang so sweetly that angels would cry. Yes she was the prefect princess, the dream girl of the royal world.
The only problem was her living arrangements. She was as we said locked in a tower, on the top of dead man's hill, well one of them. At the bottom of her tower slept a fierce dragon. She sighed dramatically dropping onto her amazingly soft bed.
"oh, will no prince, rescue me?"
"probably not."
She jumped up, glaring across at the mirror on the other side of the room. That's right, even the witch couldn't stand hearing she wasn't the prettiest woman alive so she shoved it in her junk room, the tower.
"Well, at least I am honest, you may be gorgeous, honey, but that's not going to get your behind outta here."
"Shut up!" She snarled.
"oh, it that time again, is it?"
"urrgh!" She screamed, throwing her stylish shoe at the glass.
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I said she was sweet but I never said she was nice. Lol. Shrugs like you wouldn't be a little cranky being locked up. Ok, I just really wanted to write this, hee hee, what can I say? It's short I know, but I thought I'd post it for the new year!!!!
Happy new year by the way. ; )
Feel sorry for me I am going to the carnival tomorrow, over the coast, somebody save me, darn the new year!
