The beach was crowded with familiar and unfamiliar faces. They were dancing all over the place and they were smoking and snorting things. Naruto was glad he put on bug spray as the bugs seemed to be in rare form. Itachi had some and he let everyone in the car put on some. That was his angel so sexy and so giving.

"It is hot out here." Sasuke said. "I have to look fucking sexy. I mean I can't look ugly because Suigetsu is here. Naruto do you see him?" Naruto was too busy staring at Itachi and he had heard some of what Sasuke said, but not enough. He was watching Itachi's ass sway side to side.

He felt like the guy in American Beauty…. He would love Itachi to do a dance in a cheerleading uniform.

"Hey! You know when people speak it is nice to get a response." Sasuke tapped Naruto.

Naruto looked over to Sasuke. "Huh?" Naruto was confused; he did not what the hell was going on. The only thing that was on his mind was Itachi's ass. He was never the type to objectify someone or something, but Itachi's ass was begging for it. It was asking to be punished, and who better to punish his ass that Naruto.

"Naruto, I asked you did you know where Suigetsu was? That is the reason why we're here." Sasuke said.

Naruto wanted to say 'Well that reason has changed since your brother's ass came into play,' but he stuck with "No, I don't see him. Maybe he is snorting drugs with the losers over there?"

"Whatever." Sasuke said. "Let's join the stupid party."

"Alright." Naruto said. Maybe if he could dance with Itachi. Maybe like inadvertently. They began walking down to the beach.

"We have to stay away from that ugly hell demon, Karin." Sasuke said. "If she knows I like Suigetsu, that stupid bitch will take after him. She is a nasty ugly bitch in that way and since she can't have because I like cock, she has to still my cock."

"So complicated." Naruto looked to his right. "Here she comes! Nine o'clock."

Sasuke looked to his left. "I don't fucking see the bitch…. Naruto is did she dye her hair?"

"What bitch are you looking for?" Sasuke turned to see Karin on his right side.

"Oh Karin, nice to see you." Sasuke said. "I was talking about some dog. Naruto said he saw a dog."

"What happened to it?" Karin said.

"I don't know? Maybe she grew red hair or something." Sasuke smirked.

"Oh, you're so silly, Sasuke." Karin didn't catch the joke. "So I didn't think you would come out tonight. You must have some guy you're here with, or someone you have a crush on. Tell me who it is."

"It is no one. I am just here with Naruto. He wanted to come, right Naruto." Sasuke said.

Naruto looked around questionably. He didn't want to come to this place. He was perfectly fine at home. Well the only reason he was excited to be here was because Sasuke's brother came.

"Yeah." Naruto said. "I did want to come."

"So yeah… Nothing weird here, Karin." Sasuke said. "Now may I ask where Juugo is at?"

"Oh he is over there by the waterfront." Karin pointed on.

"Well thank you so much." Sasuke faked smiled. "We are going to go see a couple of people. So goodbye."

"Bye. Thank for coming." Sasuke walked away from Karin and Naruto followed.

"Are you going to approach him?" Naruto asked. He was being dragged all around the party. He had lost track of Itachi, and that was the only reason why he was even in this stupid place.

"No, don't be stupid. I am just going to get into his eyesight." Sasuke said. "Then he will approach me."

"How do you know that?" Naruto asked.

"I know how people work."

Naruto frowned and followed his friend through the crowds of people. "Why are looking for Juugo."

"Because Juugo and Suigetsu are like peas in a pod. They are together so they should be together when I find them. Also Karin knows I don't like Juugo and she can't add two plus two so I know she doesn't know my real plan."

"Wow you're good." Naruto said. Sasuke was really persistent. When he said he was going to do something, he will work out all scenarios and focus on one thing. He would zone everything out and he would always succeed. The only problem was it was at the cost of something else. Like when they were younger and he wanted first prize at the science fair. He focused so hard on the fair that he forgot about the project him and Naruto had for history.

So Naruto hoped this targeting of Suigetsu wouldn't make him forget all the other important things he had to do.

They see Juugo and Suigetsu is nowhere to be found. It was just Juugo staring at the water.

"What the fuck?" Sasuke said. "I came all the way over here for nothing."

"Want to dance?" Naruto asked.

"Sure." Sasuke frowned.

They walked over to the dance floor, which was just the area where the speakers were. There were a lot of people dancing. There were girls grinding on boys and girls grinding on girls. There also were boy grinding on boys. The dance floor was filled with horny kids that were saying fuck abstinence. Naruto was kind of hesitant to join in on the hoe games.

"Wow. A fuck fest." Sasuke rolled his eyes. "Oh there is my brother."

Naruto eyes turned and there he was, Itachi Uchiha dancing. He had his hands in the air and he was moving his body. Deidara and Hidan were dancing two, but to Naruto there was no one else around. It was just Itachi. The world turned to black and standing there was Itachi.

His dance deepens and he began to shake his eyes. He turned to Naruto and stared at him. He looked deep in his eyes. There was only him and Itachi in this world. Itachi signaled Naruto to come closer.

Naruto was in a trance and couldn't move. Itachi then began removing his shirt slowly and slowly…. Naruto couldn't take it. He wanted him so bad.

Naruto was knocked in the head with a beach ball. He woke up from his trance.

"Sorry dude." A guy called to him.

"It's okay." Naruto said and threw the ball to them. They said thanks and he noticed Sasuke was laughing.

"You have been staring at the dance floor. You want to go dance. Go dance." Sasuke said. "I am going to go find a wine cooler."

"Alright." Naruto didn't know what to do.

"Naruto!" Itachi said. "Come dance."

Naruto gave a look that said "ME?"

"Yeah you!" Itachi said.

Naruto walked over and began to dance with Itachi, Deidara, and Hidan. Naruto felt odd at first, but when Eden XO "Not Too Cool to Dance" kicked in. Naruto began to lose control of his body.

"Okay Naruto, yeah." Deidara laughed.

"When the bass kicks in we're not to cool to dance." The speakers boomed the song, and they began to do the dance. Naruto get low with it and brings it up. Soon everyone is crowded around them four and they're all doing the dance.

In just four short minutes, they had become the life of the party. Everyone was crowded around them dancing. They were the center of attention.

Then Madonna's "Holiday" came on.

"This is my fucking song!" Deidara exclaimed with glee. For another five minutes everyone was getting down to Madonna.

"One day to come together to release the pressure, we need a Holiday. If we took a Holiday…" Madonna song played and everyone was running to the dance floor. Sasuke found his way into the group and began to dance.

"Get it Sasuke." Itachi laughed. It was everybody's song.

"It would be so nice!" Everyone sang the lyrics.

The dancing lasted for a few more moment until a slow song came on. Everyone found them a partner. Naruto was going to choose Sasuke, but Sasuke ran off because he saw a single Suigetsu.

Naruto was shocked when a hand grabbed him. He turned and it was Itachi.

"Wanna dance?" Itachi asked.

"Sure." Naruto said.

Naruto put his hand around Itachi's waist and Naruto couldn't believe he was touching Itachi. Itachi leaned in and they were so close. Naruto couldn't believe they were so close. They were touching, and Naruto's hands were so close to ass. They were dangerously close.

"Wow." Naruto whispered.

Itachi chuckled and he placed his head on Naruto's chest. Naruto almost died. This was happening, and he didn't understand why this was happening.

It felt like heaven and when the song ended that was it. Itachi picked his head up off of Naruto's chest.

"You're a nice dancer." Itachi said.

"Thank you." Naruto said. "You're a good dancer too."

"Thanks." Itachi said.

After that the dancing was pretty much complete. Naruto headed over to where Sasuke was. He was by the hot dog stand-alone. Naruto went over and grabbed a hot dog. He needed something to eat. He felt like he was going to faint after that dance.

Naruto sat with Sasuke.

"So what happened?" Naruto asked Sasuke.

Sasuke sighed. "Some whore got to him before I could." Sasuke took a bit of his hotdog. "You know I am giving up on love. Like forever. I mean it is meaningless. Like it is just stupid and unusual."

"Well what's love got to do with it?" Naruto joked.

"That song is so true." Sasuke sighed and took a bit of his hotdog. Naruto was thrown when Itachi sat with them.

"Where are Hidan and Deidara?" Sasuke asked.

"Oh Deidara sees some hot red head and he dragged Hidan along to find him." Itachi said. Naruto looked and Itachi had a hot dog. Naruto knew this would not end well.

"I Kissed a Girl." Blasted through the speakers and Naruto watched as Itachi kissed that hotdog with his mouth. He couldn't believe this was happening. Then a piece of mustard got caught on the side of his lips and Naruto watched Itachi's tongue travel out to lick it up.

Sasuke and Itachi kept talking, but all Naruto could see was Itachi eating that fucking hotdog. He took big bites and small ones too. Naruto couldn't believe that he was so turned on. He had finished his hotdog and all he could do was watch Itachi finish his. Naruto wished he'd shove the entire thing in his mouth so he could finally look away, but he didn't. He made Naruto suffer through this. He was taunting him.

Itachi finally finished his hotdog. Naruto was glad.

"You ready to go?" Itachi asked. "It seems the party is dying."

"Okay." Sasuke said. "Come on Naruto."

Naruto got up and they began to walk to fin Deidara and Hidan. When Sasuke stopped Naruto.

"Itachi we will stay here." Sasuke said. "Just meet us back at the table."

Sasuke grabbed Naruto and pulled him back to the seat.

"What are you doing?" Naruto asked. He was confused.

"Naruto, you're hard as hell. I don't know what you saw or what you were thinking about, but you need to calm down." Sasuke whispered.

"Okay." Naruto felt nude. He wanted to thank Sasuke so much for saving his life. He was going to be so embarrassed, if anyone noticed.

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The party was done and Itachi dropped Naruto at home.

"Thanks so much! It was fun." Naruto jumped out the car.

"Bye Naruto!" Everyone said.

Naruto went into his house and went right upstairs. He had a few problems he had to deal with. Starting with how sexy Itachi looked and then that hotdog. Well let's just say he needed a lot of lotion.

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So there's a new chapter for you all! ;) I was like OMG I haven't update in years so don't kill me LMAO! Just leave me a nice review! ;)

Also I have to say I love Madonna Holiday and when it played while I wrote this… I had to put it in. Also I danced while it was on, I know I am super ugly, but it's okay! ;)

Nezumi Yandere: Thanks for the review ;) I know Naruto has some imagination. He just loves his little Angel. :)

Guest: Thanks for the review! ;) I am happy you like it. Thanks and I am sorry I took so long! ;)