Jevil's Plan
Author's Note: Well, now that the basic behind the story has been set up, we can start focusing on the actual story material. Please enjoy the shenanigans you're about to see going forward.
1:45 P.M. Outside of Alphys's house
Jevil's levitation wears off. He's held onto Alphys for about twenty minutes now and she's beginning to weigh him down. Ralsei and Kris both follow him to the alleyway she spends all her free time. Jevil takes a long look around the place, giving him knowledge of the scenery so he can teleport next time.
"Well, we're here," Kris says as Jevil sets Alphys in one of the full trash cans. Ralsei frowns at him.
"Is it really necessary to place her in the garbage?" He asks with an annoyed look in his eyes. Jevil facepalms.
"There's no garbage!" He exclaims as he tips the can forward to show him. "It's full of flowers!" Ralsei gasps.
"What?! Why would anyone throw away such a perfectly arranged bouquet?!" He complains. Kris chuckles.
"My dad sends my mom flowers all the time, and half of the time she throws it away." Jevil glares internally.
"No offense, but your mom sounds like a bitch." He states as Kris's smile becomes a humble blank look.
"None taken." He maturely responds. Suddenly Alphys begins moving around.
"Oh, where am I?" She mumbles as she begins gripping the sides of the can. Jevil gasps.
"Uh oh! She's waking up!" He exclaims as he faces Ralsei. "Quick! Use Pacify!" He commands. Ralsei holds his palm out, but he's too low on Tension to cast it.
"Oops, I lack the energy." He states as the jester points behind a building.
"Quick! Hide and meditate!" He exclaims as the black goat nods and runs out of sight. Kris watches as Alphys blinks a few times with confusion in her eyes.
"Where are my glasses?" She mumbles lightly. Kris glares at Jevil.
"What did you do with her glasses?" He asks as the joker makes a futile attempt to hide the spectacles behind his back.
"What glasses?" He asks as Alphys finally gets a grip on the edges.
"Who said that?" She asks as Jevil summons a club.
"I'm so sorry!" He exclaims as he sends the club toward her face. "Whoa!" Kris pushes Jevil's shoulder firmly, redirecting the aim of the club to hit the can, lightly pushing it.
"Whoa!" Alphys loses her grip and slides inside, a couple seconds later she stops sliding and is stuck in that position. "Help me." She pleads lightly as Jevil and Kris face each other, Kris glares while Jevil has a panicked worried expression.
"Give her her glasses and help her out of the trash can!" Kris orders as Jevil shrugs fearfully.
"Kris that's easy for you to say! You're not the one on the business end of her heart!" He defends. Kris facepalms.
"You know Jevil, Alphys crushes on everyone! You're not likely her love interest." He states as the yellow lizard flinches and blushes.
"Who told you that?!" She exclaims nervously as Jevil grabs the lid to the trash can.
"Quiet down woman! The gentlemen are talking!" He says as he closes the trash can. The young lad grabs the jester and pulls him off.
"Are you out of your fucking mind?!" He exclaims. The can begins vibrating rapidly.
"Let me out! It's dark it here!" Alphys shouts. Jevil levitates up to the edge of the can and puts a hand next to his mouth, amplifying his voice.
"Are you really afraid of the dark?" He asks as Kris attempts to take the lid off, Jevil puts his hand on the top to forbid him opening it. "I don't think so." He says with a stern look.
"Do you want her to suffocate in there?" The human asks in a serious tone. Jevil rolls his eyes.
"The can is full of flowers, and flowers create oxygen. She can breathe in there." He states as Kris shakes his head.
"She's probably overheating." He remarks.
"And? She was already feverish when we got here." He reacts as Alphys gathers her strength and pushes on the can, causing it to tip lightly, unfortunately, the joker catches the can and holds it steadily forward.
"Please let me out!" She shouts desperately. Jevil sighs and removes the lid.
"There, you can breathe, now be quiet while Kris and I talk about this." He rudely says as Kris frowns.
"Why are you behaving this way?" He asks as Jevil sighs.
"Fine." He says as he drops her glasses into the can. "Here's your pair of spectacles." He mumbles as they slide by her arm and hit the bottom.
"They didn't land on my face." She says sadly as Jevil shrugs.
"Well not everyone is good at glass dropping." He sarcastically remarks as Kris reaches his hand in and grabs his teacher's shoulder.
"Give me your hand." He suggests as Alphys slowly moves her spatially paralyzed arm as far as she can go. Kris struggles to reach her from his position. "Come on Miss Alphys, just stretch a little further!" He calls as she sighs and gives up.
"Kris, I can't reach you from this spot! Just flip the can over!" She pleads. Jevil metronomes his finger.
"Doing that will smear the perfectly organized bouquet. I think not." He mumbles as Kris glares at him.
"Jevil! Get Miss Alphys out of there!" He demands as Jevil shrugs.
"How do I know she's not comfy in there? It's a can of flowers and it probably smells nice." He states.
"This is beginning to hurt my posture," Alphys says with discomfort. Jevil sighs and levitates over the opening.
"Here, Metamorphosis." He transforms into the Devil's Knife and hooks the edge of the can; the handle part is lowered within her reach. "Grab this." He instructs. The yellow lizard grips the handle.
"Okay, I've got it." She confirms. Jevil begins floating higher, successfully lifting Alphys out of the trashcan. Once she's back with her feet on the floor, the joker transforms back into his normal form. He steps forward and lightly strokes the sides of her shoulders.
"I'm deeply sorry, are you alright?" He asks as Alphys begins blushing again.
"Yeah, I think so." She responds in a shy tone. Jevil sighs and grabs her glasses out of the can. She blushes deeper as he sets them on her face.
"There, is that better?" He asks, unintentionally sounding gentlemanly.
"Yes, thank you very much." She while blushing as she evaluates his face and stares into his eyes. "So, you're real?" She questions lightly. The jester makes an offended frown.
"Wow, that's the dumbest question I've ever heard, of course, I'm real!" Alphys gasps as he retracts his hands from her shoulders.
"I'm so sorry!" She exclaims as he pauses. "I just thought I had a hallucination in the classroom." She clarifies as Jevil sighs and gives a humble look.
"Well, I suppose I can't blame you for the flaws within your brain." Kris gives an annoyed frown at that sentence. "I'd be lying if I told you I didn't have a few loose brain cells myself." He says as Kris shoves his shoulder, causing him to grunt lightly.
"Don't be insensitive!" He exclaims as he faces his teacher. "I'm extremely sorry about his behavior Miss Alphys." He says as Jevil raises an eyebrow at him sternly.
"Didn't I just apologize for my own behaviors?" He questions. "I don't need you to apologize for me!" He states as he turns toward her. "Do you accept my apology, or should I demand a second request from my partner here?" Alphys smiles lightly and shakes her head.
"No, no. That's not necessary." She says passionately rather than shyly. "I forgive you." She continues smiling cutely as Jevil returns a confused look. Her blush begins returning when he floats closer to her.
"I do sincerely apologize for all of my actions thus far." He says as he holds his hand out. "Let's be rational about this because I don't believe we've officially met yet." He puts on a mature smile. "My name is Jevil." He says as she begins regaining her confidence.
"Hi Jevil, I like your unique name." He chuckles as she takes his hand. "I'm Alphys." His smile widens lightly. "The students call me Miss Alphys." He raises an eyebrow charmingly.
"Are you sure it's not Mrs. Alphys? A doll like you looks likely to be married already." Alphys giggles as her cheeks turn pink.
"Heh, I'm only twenty-five. And I'm not good with boys, or girls for that matter." Jevil finds this hard to believe, but nonetheless, he proceeds.
"Okay, now we're no longer strangers." He states as he slowly places his hands on her neck, causing her to flinch.
"What are you doing now?!" She asks fearfully as she begins sweating. Jevil pauses.
"I thought maybe you'd like a neck massage," Kris smirks lightly as he says this. "I thought I should help comfort your posture I allowed to be painfully discomforted." Alphys smiles lightly and giggles under her breath.
"Okay, I appreciate the offer, but I'll have to pass." She says as he shrugs.
"Fine then, I suppose Kris and I can take our leave now." He says as he grabs the young boy by the shoulder and turns away. "Let's get out of here Kris." He insists as Alphys holds her hand out.
"Wait!" The joker flinches and faces her. "Where's your car?" She asks as Jevil gives a confused expression.
"Car? I don't drive." He says as Kris grins seductively and pushes Jevil aside lightly.
"If I could clarify, we didn't drive here." He states as he grabs Jevil's wrist and raises his hand. "This guy carried you here from the school." Alphys and Jevil gasp in unison. "Yup, he carried you all the way here with his bare arms." Alphys puts her hands to her face, attempting to cover here bright red cheeks.
"Really?" She asks in a marveled tone. The jester puts on a fake smile as he begins sweating and faces the human.
"Ha, ha, ha. Kris, you clown!" He chuckles with inauthenticity in his tone. "You're pretty funny." He says as he tries to leave, unfortunately, Kris isn't ready to go yet.
"There's nothing funny, just the truth." He says as Jevil swallows in his nervously shaking throat. "He stepped up, insisted you were light enough for him, and then carried you here singlehandedly." Alphys nearly melts.
"Really Jevil?!" She removes her hands and reveals her bright red face, feeling very embarrassed, yet happy at the same time. "You carried me home?" He shrugs lightly as his cheeks lightly begin turning pink.
"Whoa, I only did it because it was my responsibility. If I knocked you out, I take you home." He says as a bit of his subconscious wakes up. *What am I doing? I don't feel embarrassment! I repulse it!*
"Jevil?" Kris asks as he hides his face for a second. "Is something wrong pal?" He asks as the jester looks up with a savage grin. His sweating has stopped, and his cheeks are back to their unsaturated shade of blue.
"Sorry about that instance of shyness." He says as he approaches Alphys, her temperature rising more by each foot of space decreased between them. "I don't want to reveal any weaknesses to you. Because I don't have any." He says as Alphys steps back and stops when she's against the wall.
"Okay, what are you implying?" She asks meekly as he corners her entirely, standing less than a foot in front of her.
"I'm not letting a cute little stuffed animal like you hypnotize me with your oddly adorable personality or gentle voice." He states as Alphys glances at Kris subtly, and she surrenders once she sees the satisfied look on his face, fully in support of what's happening.
"What am I doing to hypnotize you?" She asks as he rolls his eyes.
"Isn't it obvious, you've got a look on your face that shows an inability to focus, and if I had no common sense whatsoever, I'd assume it had something to do with me." He states. Alphys's heart begins beating quicker as she gives a cute and nervous look.
"Um, why would you assume you're the cause of some focus disruption?" She asks as he steps back and puts his finger to his chin.
"Let's see. For starters, you were pretty serious with Lancer awhile ago. I didn't hear you stammering or showing any fear in the words you said to him." He flinches and raises his pointer finger. "Heck, you sounded like the most shrill person I'd ever heard!" Alphys's expression shifts.
"Wait, how do you know all that?" She asks.
"I can't see in my Knife form, but I can still hear you." Jevil answers. "By the way, confiscating a marker from someone without warning is unacceptable." Alphys frowns, attempting to show more confidence.
"As a teacher, it's my duty to take any utensil that might be a distraction to students." She asserts. The jester puts his hands on his hips and returns a slightly stronger frown.
"Then why didn't you take the chalk away from Susie?" He questions. Alphys does her best not to flinch at that sentence.
"What chalk?" She asks. Jevil facepalms.
"Do I have to show you?" He levitates higher and poises himself. Kris raises an eyebrow.
"What are you doing?" He asks.
"Watch!" The joker begins spinning around quickly and chalk dust begins forming in the area. Alphys coughs a couple of times. "You see that? Susie put those in her pocket with me and got me all dusty!" He exclaims as Alphys regains her breath. Her confidence has been shattered once again.
"Okay. I'm sorry." She shamefully responds. "I'll make a better attempt to supervise Susie going forward," Jevil smirks and levitates closer.
"Well alrighty then. It appears we've reached a compromise." He says proudly. "And do you promise to make the class more fun going forward?" He asks. Alphys smiles cutely.
"Tell you what. I'll try my very best!" Jevil's smile widens lightly.
"Yes! That's the spirit!" He exclaims as Kris chuckles.
*They are so cute together.* He thinks to himself. The yellow lizard nods once and looks into the jester's eyes.
"Okay. Thanks for everything Jevil. I look forward to improving under your radical ideas." She says jokingly, though he takes her seriously.
"Great! I'll see you tomorrow then." He says as Alphys nods.
"Alright, don't forget to begin that project." She says as she turns around. Jevil faces Kris and takes his hand.
"Well, let's get out of here." He says. The young lad grips his arm and puts his head to the joker's ear. Jevil's ears perk up after hearing what he whispers. "Are you sure that's a good idea?" He asks cautiously.
"Yes. I want to see you do it, and I know it'll be satisfying to both of you." Jevil glances at the nerd, then he smirks lightly.
"Now where is my house key?" Alphys asks herself before Jevil teleports in front of her. She gasps at his sudden appearance. "Oh! Jevil? What's up?" She asks.
"I forgot something." He says.
"Oh, what i- whoa!" She's quickly silenced the moment the jester firmly wraps his arms around her back.
"Kris said I should give you a hug before I go." He responds as he pulls her closer and squeezes her genteelly. The human stares with a kawaii look in his eyes. Alphys stands there in Jevil's embrace, completely paralyzed. Her heart is thumping madly and rapidly in her chest, and her fever is climbing higher and higher. Unfortunately for her, Jevil is still completely unaware of all this tension.
"Um, Je-Jev-Jevil?" She stammers meekly. The joker looks directly into her eyes.
"Awe, you've got an adorable voice. You know that?" He asks as he squeezes her slightly tighter. "And you've got the most squeezable body I've ever hugged." Alphys nearly passes out.
*Oh my God! Why Alphys, why have you failed something you promised to stop?* She thinks to herself. *All you do is crush on people of both sexes! Why are you letting this clown get to you?* She shuts her eyes and continues thinking. *You need to turn him down now! He's much too innocent for your dirty mind, and he's so oblivious he could easily be taken advantage of! Stop Alphys!* She tells herself.
"Jevil," She opens her eyes and looks into his, only to immediately lose her train of thought.
"You have beautiful eyes by the way." He adds, only stunning her more.
*Why is this so difficult? Why does he need to be so damn cute?!* The yellow nerd thinks to herself. *Is Jevil really that hard to overcome?* She finally puts on a serious face and frowns at him.
"Jevil, I think that's enough hugging for now!" She asserts as Kris gasps quietly.
"Is that so?" The joker asks with one eyebrow raised. Alphys nods once.
"Yeah, so please let go of me now." She demands. Jevil lightens his grip but doesn't let go yet. He stares into her eyes for a few seconds and then continues hugging her tightly. "Hey!" She exclaims. "What the hell?!" She asks with a more worried than upset look.
"Nice try Alphie." Jevil chuckles. "But I'm a poker expert! And I can tell that fake stare on your face was only an attempt to intimidate me!" Alphys nearly nosebleeds again. "Through your fake intimidation, you secretly wanted me to proceed hugging you." He says as he gives her a squeeze, generating a cute light squeal out of her.
"What?! How can you tell for sure?!" She dramatically exclaims. Jevil finally stops hugging and immediately caresses her cheeks, causing more of her face to turn bright pink.
"Just look at yourself!" He responds enthusiastically. "Your pink cheeks and constant sweating only show how you truly feel despite your poker face."
*Fuck! He can see right through me!* She screams internally. *If Jevil keeps this up much longer, I'm going to die from all this tension.* She pauses and concentrates on the feeling of Jevil's body in her own arms, nowhere near as warm as hers, but equally as squishy. A couple of seconds later, her eyes shut, and she weighs him down.
"Whoa. Alphys, are you okay?" He asks her as she fails to respond. Kris glares at his boyfriend.
"Ralsei!" He exclaims as the dark goat puts his hand down. "You pacified her?!" Ralsei shrugs.
"What was I supposed to do? Jevil was beginning to overwhelm her." He remarks as Jevil lightly places her back in one of the flowery trash cans, headfirst, but still cushioned so her head's not touching the bottom.
"Jevil was making progress with her!" Kris exclaims. "You might've just ruined a chance at love!" He exclaims as Jevil frowns.
"I told you, I don't want love." He states as Ralsei shrugs.
"What on Earth?! Did you not see how platonically intimate you just got with her?!" He exclaims. Kris takes over.
"Never mind that! Jevil had a clear shot at Miss Alphys that you just screwed up!" He asserts. Ralsei rolls his eyes.
"Clear shot indeed, heck literally!" He faces the jester. "Did you use the miraculous heartthrob on her?" He interrogates.
"No," Jevil responds. "I only do that to people I want revenge on." Ralsei frowns at his close boyfriend.
"Kris, I'm not fond of this idea of our teacher and this clown becoming a couple." Kris rolls his eyes.
"Whatever, now that she's unconscious, we don't know where the key to her house is!" Jevil sighs.
"We never had that, to begin with." He states as he picks up a rock. "But there's kind of a simple solution to this." Ralsei and Kris both gasp at this.
"JEVIL NO!" They both shout as he firmly throws the rock into the left apartment window, shattering it and leaving an opening.
"Problem solved." He says as he lifts Alphys out of the trash can. "We'll just have Kris's mother pay for a new window." He says as he levitates inside the room. Kris gasps at that.
"Wait, Jevil! That's not Miss Alphys's house!" He exclaims as Jevil places her in the bed.
"What? I couldn't hear you." He says.
"HEY! WHO THE HELL IS IN HERE?!" A deep female voice calls. Suddenly a blue six-foot fish with a cop uniform on bursts through the door. "FREEZE!" She shouts as Jevil puts his finger to his lip.
"Shush!" He asserts as he slowly covers the yellow lizard with the bedspread. "She's trying to sleep." He whispers. Ralsei facepalms.
"Not Officer Undyne." He mumbles.
"Yes, Officer Undyne," Kris remarks.
"OUT!" She kicks Jevil in the chest and he is sent flying into the brick wall.
"YOWIE!" His head bobs back and forth on a spring upon impact. "OH!"
"HIKE!" She exclaims as Alphys is hurled right above where he landed.
"I GOTCHA!" He shouts as he jumps up and catches her in his arms, slamming his back against the wall behind him. "OH!" His head bounces lightly.
"And stay out!" Undyne asserts as she slams the bedroom door. Jevil frowns firmly.
"Touchy officer." He says as he lifts Alphys slightly. "He almost damaged this adorable little plushie." He states as Kris and Ralsei stare.
"Why'd you catch her?" Ralsei asks.
"Because it was only natural to do so. If someone is far more vulnerable and cuter for that matter, you need to endure for them." He states as the human giggles.
"Aw, you like her!" Kris says loudly in a teasing tone.
"I do not!" Jevil defensively reacts, before pausing. "Well, I do like embracing her insanely huggable body. I mean she squeals quietly whenever I squeeze her, and she's so soft." He looks up at them. "What exactly would you call that urge?" He asks.
"Love!" Kris shouts. Jevil facepalms.
"Ralsei, good news. You're no longer my least favorite." The dark goat gives an offended look.
"Hey! When was I ever your least favorite?" He asks as Jevil shrugs.
"Well it used to be; Lancer, Kris, Susie, you. But now Kris lost a lot of respect for teasing me." The human chuckles.
"I don't care. I know you're in love with her! And you just don't know it yet." He states. Jevil gives a dead frown and grabs a rock.
"Whatever. I'm putting her away now." He says as he shatters the right apartment window. Ralsei frowns.
"You know you could've just teleported inside, right?" He asks as Jevil shakes his head.
"Wouldn't that be considered trespassing in someone else's house?" He asks. Kris shrugs.
"How is levitating into the house any different?" The young lad asks as the joker lifts Alphys up and floats into the room.
"Perhaps the concept of setting foot into someone's house." He sets her in her bed and pulls the blanket over her body. "Stepping foot into another house without owner's permission is trespassing." He clarifies. "As for teleporting, well that's not as much fun as breaking a window." He says as he levitates out of her now open house. Ralsei gives an annoyed sigh.
"So I guess we get Jevil for the night?" He asks as Kris shrugs.
"That's what it looks like." He suddenly changes his expression to a light smile. "But hey, at least Lancer said he'd start our project for us." He states as Jevil levitates closer.
"Interesting, and what project would he be speaking of?" He asks. Ralsei sighs.
"I think he said he wants to build an ass-thrashing machine." He states as Jevil chuckles.
"Now that sounds like fun. Perhaps I should make some modifications."
"NO!" Both boys shout in unison. The joker frowns at his two young pals.
"Fine, forget allowing me to help. I'd probably ruin it anyway." He says as he floats forward. "Now let's get out of here. I want to see what Kris's house is like." He says as Ralsei smiles at his boyfriend.
"By the way, Kris, did you see that lock-in event on the school billboard?" He asks, Jevil stops floating forward.
"Yes, I did." The human responds. "Alphys is going to keep her class in the building for a night, and we're going to have lots of fun." The jester's ears perk upward.
"Fun?" He turns around and faces them with a curious look on his face. "I've been locked up before, and it was actually pretty boring." He admits. Kris pats his shoulder.
"Well Jevil, that was because you were alone. It's a lot better with friends." He states as Jevil raises an eyebrow.
"What sort of things do we do?" He asks.
"We could play games all night," Ralsei suggests. Jevil's eyes begin sparkling.
"Did you say games?!" The black goat nods. "Sweet! With the entire class?!" Kris chuckles.
"Of course, dude. Everyone in Miss Alphys's class will be there for the night." He says. Jevil raises his fists in the air.
"YES! Finally, an opportunity to have fun with a lot of people at once! WAHOO!" He cheers as Kris and Ralsei's facial expressions alter.
"I hate to break it to you, but I don't think you'll be allowed in," Ralsei says, causing the joker's spirit to fade.
"Yeah, I'm pretty sure it's kids only." Kris states. Jevil frowns.
"Hold on, but isn't Alphys an adult?" He asks as the young lad rolls his eyes.
"Yeah, but she's also going to be hosting the lock-in. Ergo she doesn't count." Jevil makes a fist.
"That isn't fair!" He pouts. "Alphys has the most boring class I've ever had to sit through! How the hell is a night everyone spends awake going to be easy to get through under her?!" He questions loudly. Ralsei shrugs.
"I don't know, but I wouldn't mind it being a peaceful night." He says. Jevil points directly in his face.
"No, bad Ralsei!" The goat flinches nervously as Jevil pokes the tip of his nose with his finger. "You do not want a peaceful night, you want entertainment!" He asserts. "And if Alphys doesn't make it fun, then I'll take her position!" He insists.
"Jevil, you can't do that." Ralsei states as the jester sighs. Kris smirks.
"I thought Jevil could do anything." He states, catching his attention.
"Ding, ding, ding! We have a correct answer!" The joker exclaims spiritually. "Kris, you're back above Ralsei in my favorites list!" He says.
"Hey!" Ralsei says in an offended tone. "How are you going to get Miss Alphys's permission to host lock-in?" He asks as Jevil taps his chin.
"Well... I suppose I haven't thought about it yet. But there's got to be a way I can earn her trust." Kris smirks.
"I can think of a way to earn it." Jevil faces him.
"Really do tell!" He says before his chaotic mind recognizes the human's expression. "Wait a minute, no!" He complains. "I will not seduce Alphys!" He exclaims loudly. The young lad shrugs.
"It's the only way I can see this event going your way." He admits. Jevil metronomes his finger.
"No, no, never!" He says. "I will find another way around it! I assure you of that!" He pledges. Ralsei sighs deeply.
"Jevil, I really don't want to know what sort of tricks you have up your sleeve this time." He says. The joker rubs his hands together softly.
"Ooh, you'll see."
Author's Note: Well, there's chapter 4. If it weren't for my damn semester finals, I would've finished it sooner, but here you go.
Also, I noticed my third chapter was getting more popular than my second, were you guys desperate for more, or did you just like my idea of Jevil x Alphys a little more than I anticipated? If you review, please tell me, because knowing for sure will impact the result of this story!
