Dear Diary,
Today I tried to get my revenge against Knuckles and the wretched stone of neutralization, but Knuckles was just so rude about it all. I just wanted to scold him and then put the whole incident behind me, but he had that sassy mouth and wouldn't just let me. He told me my revenge was 'crappy', and when the camera was off us, he assaulted me with words...
"You're suppose to be dead," Knuckles harshly said.
"Well, so is Shadow!" I screamed.
"That's not a reason to why you're still alive."
"Um...um..I was saved by one of Eggman's Robots."
"Works for me."
"Are you calling me fat and ugly now?!?"
"What?"
"The people on the internet make fun of me. They say that I carried the Ark from my ass!"
"Again with your life story..."
Isn't he such a jerk?
Biologically,
Bio.
-RE:
Dear Bio,
Please stop writing to me, and start writing to the psychiatrist.
Hatefully,
Diary.
