Avengers Texting

Tony: Ok guys, we got another person on Team Ironman! I'm adding someone new to the group chat.

Natasha: We did not agree to that name.

Tony: Shush. It's our name. Get over it.

T'Challa: Why am I on this? I am my own team.

Tony: What? We aren't good enough for you now too?!

T'Challa: That is not what I'm saying Mr. Stark!

Rhodes: Calm down Tony!

Tony: What? You going to be like Cap and fight us too, your 'majesty'! Man! Everyone is against us these days.

T'Challa: I'm just going to leave. I don't need to deal with you right now.

*Ta'Challa has left the group chat*

Tony: Good riddance.

Natasha: Tony what was that? You just lost us an ally!

Vision: Mr. Stark, I think it's best if you sat down and breathe for a moment.

Tony: :(

Rhodes: So this new guy who will be joining us on the field… who is he?

Tony: Oh right! Its Spiderman! Ta-da!

Natasha: Who?

Rhodes: What?

Vision: You sure that is wise Sir?

Tony: What? He is a great hero! Here, let me add him.

*Tony Stark adds Spiderman*

Spiderman: Wow! I'm in the Avengers Group Chat! This is so cool!

Tony: Calm down kid. Guys this is Spiderman. He will be joining us in the up-coming fight.

Rhodes: Is he even legal age Tony?

Natasha: Tony I'm looking him up now.

Tony: That won't be necessary!

Spiderman: uh…Mr. Stark?

Vision: Oh dear. Sir if Agent Romanoff finds out his age you will be in trouble.

Natasha: HE IS 15!

Rhodes: Wait? So he isn't even close to being an adult! Tony!

Spiderman: I turn 16 soon!

Tony: Great Vision, now I'm in trouble!

Spiderman: Sorry Mr. Stark. :'( I didn't mean to get you in trouble.

Tony: Guys, he can stop a truck with his bare hands! He'll be fine!

Natasha: I don't approve of this. He is just a kid.

Rhodes: I'm with Natasha on this one Tony. He is a kid!

Spiderman: This 'kid' is still here! And I'm not a kid! I want to help.

Tony: SEE! He wants to help. Let him prove himself to you. I have complete confidence this kid will help us win!

Natasha: Fine but if he gets hurt it's not on me.

Rhodes: Same man. He is your responsibility.

Spiderman: Woohoo!

Tony: ok kid listen up. Here what you are going to do.

Spiderman: yeah?

Tony: Stay in the background and don't fight anyone more experienced than you.

Spiderman: Uh wait? Isn't everyone more experienced than me?

Spiderman: Mr. Stark?

Spiderman: Helloooo?

Spiderman: Come on!