Avengers Texting
Tony: Ok guys, we got another person on Team Ironman! I'm adding someone new to the group chat.
Natasha: We did not agree to that name.
Tony: Shush. It's our name. Get over it.
T'Challa: Why am I on this? I am my own team.
Tony: What? We aren't good enough for you now too?!
T'Challa: That is not what I'm saying Mr. Stark!
Rhodes: Calm down Tony!
Tony: What? You going to be like Cap and fight us too, your 'majesty'! Man! Everyone is against us these days.
T'Challa: I'm just going to leave. I don't need to deal with you right now.
*Ta'Challa has left the group chat*
Tony: Good riddance.
Natasha: Tony what was that? You just lost us an ally!
Vision: Mr. Stark, I think it's best if you sat down and breathe for a moment.
Tony: :(
Rhodes: So this new guy who will be joining us on the field… who is he?
Tony: Oh right! Its Spiderman! Ta-da!
Natasha: Who?
Rhodes: What?
Vision: You sure that is wise Sir?
Tony: What? He is a great hero! Here, let me add him.
*Tony Stark adds Spiderman*
Spiderman: Wow! I'm in the Avengers Group Chat! This is so cool!
Tony: Calm down kid. Guys this is Spiderman. He will be joining us in the up-coming fight.
Rhodes: Is he even legal age Tony?
Natasha: Tony I'm looking him up now.
Tony: That won't be necessary!
Spiderman: uh…Mr. Stark?
Vision: Oh dear. Sir if Agent Romanoff finds out his age you will be in trouble.
Natasha: HE IS 15!
Rhodes: Wait? So he isn't even close to being an adult! Tony!
Spiderman: I turn 16 soon!
Tony: Great Vision, now I'm in trouble!
Spiderman: Sorry Mr. Stark. :'( I didn't mean to get you in trouble.
Tony: Guys, he can stop a truck with his bare hands! He'll be fine!
Natasha: I don't approve of this. He is just a kid.
Rhodes: I'm with Natasha on this one Tony. He is a kid!
Spiderman: This 'kid' is still here! And I'm not a kid! I want to help.
Tony: SEE! He wants to help. Let him prove himself to you. I have complete confidence this kid will help us win!
Natasha: Fine but if he gets hurt it's not on me.
Rhodes: Same man. He is your responsibility.
Spiderman: Woohoo!
Tony: ok kid listen up. Here what you are going to do.
Spiderman: yeah?
Tony: Stay in the background and don't fight anyone more experienced than you.
Spiderman: Uh wait? Isn't everyone more experienced than me?
Spiderman: Mr. Stark?
Spiderman: Helloooo?
Spiderman: Come on!
