WAYS TO ANNOY ARYA!
A/N: I'm so glad for all the reviews! You have no idea how happy it makes me! D Please review this chapter, hope ya like it!
1: 'Accidentally' call her Arawen (or however you spell the elf's name from Lord of The Rings).
2: Say 'ya know, when I found out you were an elf, I expected you to be prettier.'
3: Call her up on the phone at 3:00 in the morning. Ask her how she got a phone.
6: Set her up on a blind date.
7: ...With Durza.
8: Tell her Galbatorix has a crush on her.
9: Say 'now how the heck did YOU get blond?! (or was her hair red? Oh well, it wasn't black, that's for sure).
10: Tell her you know what she and Durza were REALLY doing when she was his captive.
11: Tell everyone she's really Arawen in disguise.
12: Tell everyone that she's really married to Aragorn. Hmmm, Aragorn and Eragon...Coincidence?
13: Insist she's one of Santa's elves and she has to get back to the North Pole cause it's so close to Christmas.
14: Scream 'HEY! WHERE'S YOUR CURRLY SHOES?!'
15: Say 'Hmmm, Arya and Arawen...IT'S A CONSPIRACY! A GOVERNMENT CONSPIRACY DESIGNED BY THE EMPIRER TO CONFUSE US!'
16: Tell her your her new body guard.
17: Insist on going every where with her and attack everything in sight.
18: Drive a monster truck through the elf land place from the book.
19: Offer to let her drive.
20: When she tries to kill you, scream 'I'M GONNA TELL SANTA!' and sob uncontrollably until she apologizes.
END NOTES: I know this one isn't as funny as the others, but oh well! please review! And to LadyLapisLazuli, no, you didn't upset me or anything! I don't mind being corrected on my bad grammer! I just like reviews: )
