A/N: I could have owned Harry Potter but unfortunately I was only 5 and my ideas were deemed too childish….

Aand here we go with another chapter of Draco's life! Hah! I am going to try and include more chapters in the future of him getting completely humiliated, more twin pranks (if I can think of any, I'm not a great prankster myself *sigh*), more Myrtle and hopefully more Dramione scenes. Take into consideration that this is only the first year though, there's not an awful lot to do with an 11 year old but just as all stories start this one had to start at the beginning, just to get a little background going. I don't plan this to be very long I'm hoping for about 15 chapters but if it takes longer, it takes longer as they say. Right! Enough rambling from me, on to Draco! Enjoy….

Pansy was pacing. She had just heard Draco's story of the girl's bathroom where he seemed to make friends with one of the craziest ghosts in Hogwarts. "I don't understand Draco. Tell me how on earth do you think this could help you again?"

"Well, Myrtle was a muggle born right? If I talk to her, maybe I could learn more about muggle born girls. It could help me understand what Hermione likes and what I could do to make her notice me for who I really am"

"I suppose that could work, but how do you think Myrtle will feel about you using her?" besides you already have someone that knows you for who you really are Pansy thought sadly.

"Don't worry about her Pans, I think I found a new friend. Plus no one ever goes in there so it will be nice to have somewhere I can really let loose. I need to understand her Pans, I just cant figure out what it is about this girl that I like"

Pansy walked over to Draco and put her hands on his shoulders and looked him straight in the eyes. "Fine Draco, but I must warn you that Myrtle doesn't always keep things to herself. Be careful alright?"

"I will," Draco replied softly "you'll always be my best friend though" he said cocking his head to one side to grin at her. Pansy sighed again well if he won't be mine, I can at least let him be happy.

Over the next couple of weeks Draco kept his promise to Myrtle going to visit her as often as he could. Draco was making his way to Myrtles bathroom once again to see if she was there to say hello before heading to the Great Hall before the Halloween feast. Being Halloween he didn't know if Myrtle would be there or at the Ghost's party but decided to go anyway, at least he would have some quiet time to think before joining the festivities himself. As he entered he noticed that the taps were turned off and the floor was dry meaning Myrtle wasn't there. He found his favourite stall, the one he had been dumped in the day he became friends with Myrtle, and sat down letting out a breath he hadn't noticed he had been holding in. He was thinking about his next move with Hermione and how he could do something nice again for her, he just didn't know what or when or how without being obvious about it. As he was slowly getting lost in thought wondering what would make Hermione smile the toilet beside him started rattling uncontrollably. Suddenly Myrtle erupted from the toilet wailing at the top of her voice "Myrtle!" Draco exclaimed, "Whatever is the matter? Is it Peeves again? I'll kill him, well if he weren't already dead!"

"o-o-oh D-Draco! It's so terribly awf-f-ful!" Myrtle exclaimed "There's a TROLL in the girl's bathroom on the first floor! I was in there listening to somebody crying when all of a sudden the great big beast came crashing in and I got scared so I flew down the toilet to come back here!"

"What? Who was crying?" Draco asked earnestly

"It was that first year girl, the one who hangs out with Harry Potter" Myrtle replied dreamily. Draco got up and pulled his wand out. He didn't know what he intended to do with it but if Hermione was in trouble he had to help her. He rushed out of the bathroom and took the stairs two at a time until he reached the first floor and started running towards the girl's bathroom. Before he got there though he saw a flash of ginger being swung around and he could hear Harry shouting at him. Draco hesitantly went to walk forward when he felt a hand on his shoulder. Jumping he turned around to be faced with his head of house.

"Draco, what on earth are you doing here?" Snape drawled

"Sir, I was in the hallway and I heard something so I came to check it out. I-I-I-"

"Get back to the common room, I didn't see you Malfoy. Do you understand?"

"Yes, Yes Professor" Draco stammered already running off in the direction of the dungeons scolding himself for being so weak. He briefly worried about Snape telling someone that he had been trying to help Hermione when he realised he didn't know that Draco knew who was in there. As the he slipped into the crowd of people making their way back to the common rooms he couldn't help but to notice Madam Pomfrey levitating Professor Quirrel to the infirmary. That's strange Draco thought, the turbaned Professor was usually quiet and kept to himself why would he be needing the infirmary.

As Draco made it back to the common room he couldn't help but feel like he was missing something. He would have to find Pansy and find out what was going on. He didn't like this one bit, Hogwarts was supposed to be the safest place in the magical community yet there had been a troll wandering around the halls. Someone must have let it in, but who? He thought, looking around for his best friend. Draco located Pansy in the middle of a crowd of girls, pushing his way through the crowd he heard people whispering about dark wizards and sounding excited morons he thought. There hadn't been a 'dark wizard' since the downfall of He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named well, none in the open anyway and these days everyone was too scared to do anything even if they really wanted. Grabbing Pansy by the arm he dragged her away from the crowd and into the snug area by the fire to catch up quietly. House elves had shown up with the food from the feast as they hadn't gotten round to eating yet, Crabbe made his way over with two plates of food for him and Pansy thinking that the reason he wanted to be isolated was because Pansy was his girlfriend. Draco didn't mind because as long as the baboons thought that then his feelings for Hermione defiantly weren't showing.

Pansy looked at Draco noting how shaken he seemed, it hadn't been unnoticed by her that his object of affection wasn't at the great hall and that Harry and Ron had both snuck away to find her. He obviously must be worried. "Don't worry, we'll find out what happened tomorrow morning"

The next day Draco met up with Pansy in the common room, they had the day off classes due to it being the day after Halloween and he was sure the next day's would also be cancelled because most of the students were still shaken up. "So did you find out anything interesting?" he asked Pansy

"Yes actually, turns out Professor Quirril was walking around the halls doing one last round checking for any pranks those Weasley twins might have set up when he saw the troll and hid, he isn't the bravest you know. He saw it going into the bathroom and then ran to the great hall to tell the headmaster. What he didn't know was that Hermione was also hiding in the girls bathroom, not from the troll, but from those two clowns she calls friends"

"Why was she hiding from them?"

"Well, turns out she was crying over something she had heard the two baboons call her, something not very nice like being a nightmare or something."

"Those prats! I should hex them into next weekend!" Draco growled angrily.

"Now, now Draco you can't just go around hexing people" Pansy giggled

"They put her in danger Pans! I can and I should!"

"We'll find a way to get them back, although I'm sure she can handle herself, besides, it wasn't them that put her in danger it was whoever let that blasted troll in. Plus they did save her from it after they realised what was going on."

Draco thought about what she had said and realised that she was right, it wasn't their fault Hermione had been in danger but they had upset her and he decided that he should get them back for that at least.

A/N: I forgot to mention that the facts might not always be exact, while I would love to have everything perfect, I simply cannot be bothered. Sorry if it annoys you (it certainly annoys the other half of my brain Paula haha) but while I intend to set the books around the actual events, this is Draco's version of events and the story will probably have more differences than similarities. And yet again, sorry for being so short.