Hello folks. Here's another chapter of me Remake Story.
IN this Chapter, the team of perverts are now stranded on the Island after being left their by those woman's of the Cruise. Now they'll have to use their intelligence and survival skills to be able to survive there. Of course...that's gonna be their biggest challenge yet...to think and work together.
What will happen...read for yourself.
Chapter 4 -"WELCOME TO FANTASY ISLAND"-
We see the group at the island, after being abandoned by the woman's, trying to resolve the problem as responsible, mature adults...NOT:
Beavis:"-(scare)- 'WERE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIE, WE'RE GONNA DIEEE"
Butt-Head:"-(smacking Beavis on the head)- Shut up bunghole, and cut that crap"
Beavis:"-(normal)- Oh yea heh heh heh heh heh"
Kid Muscle:" So, any of you guys have any ideas how are we gonna get out of this island?"
Jiraiya:" First of all...where the heck are we? I know its an island...but where is this island at?"
Then...the one of a kind event happen there...as Johnny Bravo began to look at the sand and surrounding, as he was evaluating...then:
Johnny Bravo:" Humph, lets see...judging by the position of the sun there, and the currying winds, and the fact of this type of sand here! It can only mean that, by the longitude and altitude up there...i would say that we're on the Sea near Hawaii, given some few mile or sort."
The guys just look at him with a face of WTF?
Johnny:" What? I watch lot of National Geographic on T.V"
Kid Muscle:" Wow, that is smart. So what now guys?"
Happosai:" Hummm, first of all, we need food and water, then we need to explore this island, maybe we'll find someone"
Beavis:" Hey Butt-Head heh heh heh heh, what if we're are on that island, you know, where those people are in. We should try and find them, yea, maybe they'll give us some coconuts pies, and they have 2 cool chicks heh heh heh heh"
Happosai:"-(smacking Beavis whit his pipe)- You moron, that's -"Gilligan Island"-, and its only a T.V show, they don't exist"
Butt-Head:" Really Beavis huh huh huh huh, you're such a dumb ass. We should try and find those cool family, those Robinson Crusoe, or something"
Master Roshi:"-(Smacking Butt-Head whit his cane)- That's also a T.V show"
Kid Muscle:" So what do we do?"
Happosai:" Let's go and try to find some food and water. We'll meet here in 1 hour. Lets go"
So they split to find food and water. Each took a different path.
Beavis and Butt-head after some walking, they stop to rest.
Beavis:" So, um, what are we so suppose to do heh he he he"
Butt-Head:" You dumbass. We're suppose to find food, and water, or something"
Beavis:" Oh yeaaa. How?"
Butt-Head:" Um...i don't know. By looking for it huh huh huh huh. There's gotta be something around here"
Beavis then spotted some mushrooms near a tree;
Beavis:" HEY BUTT-HEAD. I FOUND FOOD I FOUND FOOD"
Butt-Head:" Really, cool.", he grabs some mushrooms and looks at them, "Um...can we like, eat them?"
Beavis:" Heh heh heh, I dont see why not heh heh. We eat them lots of time in Burger World and in the Pizza"
Butt-Head:" Ummmm...oh yea. Lets grab many"
-(Chibi-Deadpool appears on screen) -
-"Hello my lovely fans. Here's your favorite Marvel Deadpool yeaaa me. Now what our dumb teens are grabbing are wild Mushrooms, who are very toxic and can cause Hallucinations, cause of the chemicals they have on them. Lets wait and see what happen. Bye"-
We go and see Kid Muscle, also walking in the jungle looking for any food and water.
Kid Muscle:" Alright. We're can I find anything that can be eaten? Lets see, um," After some searching he sees many plants behind some rocks. "ALRIGHT. PLANTS. THEY'LL DO GOOD FOR A SALAD. LETS GRAB HEHE"
He grabs around like a huge bunch;
Kid Muscle:" I think this will be enough. I cannot wait to taste them. - (sniff them) – Although...they smell kinda strange. But, a plant is a plant, and we need food". He then march back to the camp site.
-(Chibi-Deadpool appears on screen) -
-"Now what Kid Muscle grab here, is your typical, loved by all Junkies and Hippies, plant known as worldwide -'MARIJUANA'-. Good for parties and other stuffs haha"-
1 hour later, they re-group at random point:
Happosai:" Okay troops, what you find?"
Kid Muscle:" I found this weird, but fresh weed"
Unfortunate, Kid found some weeds of Marijuana, but he didn't know that.
Happosai:" Okay, Beavis and Butt-Head?"
Butt-Head:" Uhhhh, we have this mushrooms, they look cool"
Beavis:" Heh heh heh, Mushrooms"
Beavis and Butt-Head found some Hallucinated Mushrooms.
Happosai:" For a soup they'll be good. Johnny Bravo"
Johnny Bravo:" I couldn't find food, but I find this better"
Master Roshi:" What is it boy?"
Johnny Bravo:"-(whit pride)- THIS"
Johnny then show them a weird green slime:
Happosai:"-(blinks)- Johnny, just what is that?"
Johnny Bravo:" This my friends, I got it by extracting some trees"
Master Roshi:" But how do we eat that slime"
Johnny Bravo:" Oh but you don't eat this"
Kid Muscle:" Then what's for?"
Johnny Bravo:" Is for the hair. ITS HAIR GEL. Cool isn't is guys"
Happosai, Roshi and Kid Muscle hit Johnny head whit their might.
Happosai:" - (mutters) – Idiot. What about the rest of you?"
Jiraiya:" I was able to find a small pond not so far from here. So I grab it with this leaf's to carry it"
Master Roshi:" Ho ho, that will do wonders for a soup"
Quagmire:" The same as those kids – (Beavis and Butthead) – some exoted Mushrooms. Its not like there was a Mall around here, so, its not much, but its something"
Happosai:" - (sigh) – He's you're right. Oh well, lets get it on and make some soup"
Beavis and Butthead pick some wood, Quagmire made a small hole, Kid Muscle chop the Mushrooms and Weed Plants, and Jiraiya used his Fire Jutsu to start the fire.
Then they mix all what they brought and made a soup. -(Mixing Marijuana and those Mushrooms into one will create one cool soup for junkies)-
They watch as the mushrooms and weed began to cook in the water, making the sound of being cook. And the guys were drooling watching it. Finally it was done;
Happosai:" Alright guys, soups on, who wants to go first?"
Kid Muscle:"-(worried)- Um, sir, why is the soup changing colors every second?"
Master Roshi:" It must be cause of the ingredients, that means it will tasted cool"
Happosai:"-(scolding)- Besides, it's the only food we have, so stop complaining and start eating"
So they did, they eat the soup. About 5 minutes later, when they finish it up, they pat their stomachs all satisfy. Then began to feel...happy:
Beavis:" Wooo...heh heh heh heh that soup was pretty cool, weird but cool heh heh"
Butt-Head:"-(laughing)- Yea huh huh huh huh"
Kid Muscle:"-(cracking)- I don't know about you guys, but I'm feeling quite...strange"
Happosai:"-(nodding)- Me too, that soup was awesome, for some strange reason, I feel like a young boy jijijijijijiiii"
Master Roshi:" Me too jajajaja. I feel young jajajaja"
Jiraiya:" Woooo, I am felling like im on Cloud 9. Even better then Sake"
Johnny Bravo:"-(laughing)- WOOO. There's this weird thing going on me head, like a party inside"
Beavis:" Me too heh heh heh heh, and WOAU. Look at all the colors heheheh, the colors. This is pretty cool"
Butt-Head:" WooooOOoo...my hands and feet are growing big and small. This kick ass"
Quagmire:" He, my hands, and feet, they don't like match. Are they getting bigger or something?"
The effect of the drugs began to catch...As Beavis began to see bubbles in front of him, and getting like crazy:
Beavis:" Hey, hey Butthead. I'm starting to feel all weird. Like, like...WOOOO, like the time in the desert, YEA, LIKE THAT TIME"
Like Deja-vu again, he sees Butthead began to like dissolve and in his place, show 4 mini purples devils Buttheads and starting dancing.
Then, their world began to change colors, -(Note: If you have ever seen the movie of -"Beavis and Butt-Head: Do America"-. When Beavis and Butt-Head are in the dessert and they began to dream, you'll know this then) , they enter a dream world of Rob Zombie Rock Video
As seen a weird MTV video, many crazy things began to occurred. On one scene, there were Beavis and Butt-Head whit Happosai and Roshi, dress as devil laughing whit many devil girls, other scene was Kid Muscle whit Johnny Bravo, Jiraiya and Quagmire, dress as Heavy Rock stars, KISS style trashing the place. Many weird things happen in that weird dreamland or nightmare-land. The song played on that Nightmare World was -"High way to Hell"-, played by AC_DC.
The next day, the group woke up. Feeling very heavy and sick. Being sober after a heavy juice was not cool:
Kid Muscle:"-(weak)- Oh man, what happen here! My head hurts"
Happosai:" Don't know, my head feels like its gonna blow up"
Master Roshi:" Same here. Must have being the soup, probably was the spices"
Johnny Bravo:" That's so. Hummm, I should get the recipe for mother. It would live up in my high school reunion."
Beavis:"-(dizzy)- Damn, that was one cool dream heh heh heh heh"
Butt-Head:" Yea huh huh huh huh"
Jiraiya:" What kind of Soup was that! It felt like like if I was under a powerful Genjutsu. Funny and weird if you ask me"
Quagmire:" That sure was a kick ass soup. I haven't felt that like that since the guys and me drank like crazy in that club in Acapulco"
Happosai:" Alright folks, enough of that, now we must look on this island any thing that could help us get out this island"
Master Roshi:" Right. So lets go troupes"
And they went walking in the deep forest of the island, of course, some people weren't not pleased. While walking on the forest:
Beavis:" Are we gonna die?"
Butt-Head:" Yea butt-munch"
Beavis:" Are we gonna die?"
Butt-Head:" Yea butt-munch"
Beavis:" Are we gonna die?"
Butt-Head:"-(smacking Beavis)- God damn it Beavis, yes were gonna die, so stop your whining already"
Happosai:"-(whispering)- Those two are morons.-(out laud)- listen up everyone, if we're to survive on this island, we better work together, so, find anything that could help us and -(looks at his team, who are arguing between themselves)-, -(sweat drop)- Who am I kidding, we're dead"
Then, they walk for almost 5 hours, when the tiredness began to get them; they were walking slowly and slowly.
Kid Muscle:"-(weak)- Guys, I'm afraid that I'm not gonna make it, I feel weak"
Johnny Bravo:"-(nodding-weak)- Tell me about it, I can't walk another step"
Happosai:"-(sights)- As much as I hate it, there right, I don't think we're gonna make it"
Master Roshi:" That's means that, this is it for us, we're going to die"
Beavis:"-(weak)- Damn it. Dying sucks. And I didn't get to score whit a chick"
Butt-Head:" Yea, you're going to die a virgin Beavis huh huh huh huh huh"
Beavis:" So as you Butt-knocker"
Butt-Head:" Uuuuuuh...oh yea"
Happosai:"-(tear eyes)- It's being nice knowing you Roshi"
Master Roshi:" So do you Happy"
Jiraiya:" But...it cant be the end for me. I still have many Books to write and, and, woman's to peek at"
Quagmire:" Damn it. This was not how I wanted to go. I wanted to to go like all men in my family goes. To die in the middle of sex with a hot chick"
With no more strength left in them, they lie on the ground and see the sky. Waiting for their demise:
Kid Muscle:"-(almost fainting)- I can almost hear the angel music playing, such a wonderful song. Like, like...-(Blinks)- Music Pop?"
Beavis:" Yea yea, I hear it too, it's pretty cool"
Butt-Head:" Huh huh huh huh. It's sound's like...music from that hot chick, what's her name...Brittany, Brittany Spear"
Johnny Bravo:" Hey, I hear too"
Happosai:" Sounds like it's coming from beyond that hill"
Master Roshi:" So what are we waiting for, lets go and see where that music is coming from"
Like magic, their energy came back to them and sprang up. So they rush to the origin of that sound. When they reach the hill and out of the wood...what they saw took their breath away and their eyes as big as plates.
They see some girls in bikini playing Volleyball; others are resting in the sand:
Johnny Bravo:"-(wide eyes)- Oh momma, are you guys seining what I am seeing?"
Kid Muscle:"-(shock eyes)- Yea, there...there...there"
Happosai & Master Roshi:"-(joy-tear eyes)- BABES"
Beavis:"-(drooling)- Wooo. Butt-Head, check that out. Chicks"
Butt-Head:"-(wide eyes)- Yea huh huh huh huh, chicks."
Kid Muscle:" We must have died and went to heaven"
Beavis:" Yea heh heh heh heh. Heaven is pretty cool"
Jiraiya:" OH BABY, WE DEFINILY ARE IN HEAVEN, OH YEAAAA"
Quagmire:" ALIRIGHT. WE HIT THE JACKPOT. GIGGITY GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOOOO"
The girls who the -"Fellowship of the Dumbest Perverts"- are watching, are non other that the Female Fighters from -"DEAD OR ALIVE"-.
They landed on the tropical island where the girls are playing the next DEAD OR ALIVE XTREME VOLLEBALL.
To be continue.
The next chapter will be the Fellowship of the PervertS meeting the Dead or Alive Girls.
-(Chibi-Deadpool appeares)-
Hoe Nelly. 7 guys, with the worst luck with females, are gonna be in an island with hot babes. And not only hot, but also deadly fighters. What could happen? What could go wrong? EVERYTHING. LET THE MAYHEM BEGIN BABY.
SO TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOLKS.
SAME DEADPOOL TIME
SAME DEADPOOL CHANNEL.
