now im the narrator again cuz cahos is gay lol. Im egan.

The trio of 5 goes to our lockers to get lunch. Except chaos cuz he brought his lunch to class. We all still felt bewildered by the kilogramme of steel incident. We all run down the hallway like SONIC and NARUTO mixed together. We make it to our lockers after bumping into many a person and we see an unflattering sight.

"PROMESEUS" says nels.

Yes it is me" says promesesus

"i thot u livd in texas not japan" said nels

"nope" said promeseus "i wanted 2 go to anime school" he swallowed the bread in his mouth.

We get our lunches from our lockers and go back to class. We see chaos with a saddened expression on his face. We ask him.

'whats up" said chris

"shes got a boyfriend.;..." says chaos

"OMG NO" I said

"who is it?" nate whispered

"his name... is... is... PROMESEUS!"

we all gasp in unison

"we gotta beat that fucker up! get him to dead!" said nate

I take a bite out of my hoagie sandwich.

"yeah lets beat that fucer after school" said chris tiredly (almost bed time)

"its a plan" we all agrreed

Chaos looks sadly at his G-SHCOCK.

"its almost time for class" he uttered

"ok we will go"

next class just so happened 2 be literature class. We all sit in the back of class and admire the teachers PHAT ASS. She was a black lady roundabout the age of 34. we all got RAGING HARDONS and had to go the bathroom to relieve ourselves. As we all fapped furiously in the bathroom stalls we discussed matters.

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"so whats the plan for promesesus?" I said, out of breath

"IM GONNA BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF THAT DUMB FAGGOT" said chaos

"AUGHIUAUGHUHAHG" chris ejaculated

"me too" said nate, who is not able to eject semen because he has not reached puberty

"ok but we need weapons." I said

"thers no guns in japan" said nate

"i know fag I mean baseball bats n stuff" I said

"ok"

"ok"

"ok we wil go after school and buy weapons." we all agreed.

We went back to class without washing are hands. Chris's cum soaked cargo shorts emitted an aroma of masculinity. Carolina looked certainly impressed at chaos's masturbation prowess.

We proceded to read the fable of huckleberry finn. We didnt listen though cuz were cool. We couldnt anyway because of nels's keyboard. He was hacking the mainframe of promeseus's computer. He found much scat porn and had trouble containing a second wave of ejaculate. However he also found his roblox passwords and proceeded to steal all his TIX and robux. The war has just begun.

****AFTER SCHOOL******

We all rode are bikes into downtown Tokyo. We found a store that suited all of our needs a few miles from school. We went in and the store clerk immediately looked at us with a gaze of suspicion. However we were not hooligans. We merely wanted weapons. I grabbed a spiked baseball as nels went into the adult section and obtained a forehead dildo. Chris procured a pickaxe because of his minecraft obsession. He would probably not be able to swing it because it was way past his bedtime. Chaos did not get a weapon. We were simply perplexed.

"chaos wheres ur shit?" said chris, yawning

"u mean my SHIRT" he said

he ripped off the arms of his shirt with his respective hands and revealed his HUGE GUNS

"THIS is my weapons..." chaos said.

We all looked in awe.

We bought everything for over 9000 japanese yen and got back on our bikes. We were ready for a boss.