Disclaimer: Most characters belong to Stephenie Meyer – the rest are mine!

I don't own Twilight- but I wish I did.

Author's Note:

I don't think I've mentioned this yet, but I will now just in case- The Swan family are from England and are moving to the United States; Forks. – Just in case you were wondering…

Plus, this story isn't to be taken too seriously.

It's here to enjoy.

Chapter 4.


When I finally made it back home -some time later- I was cornered by my mother, who by the look on her face wasn't very happy with me.

"What the hell were you thinking Bella? I mean, accusing the poor women of being a blood-thirsty vampire and changing the twins into 'new borns'- or whatever crap it is…" My mum started raving to me. "And driving off with their son for the better half of the afternoon!- I mean where did you even go? You don't even know the kid!"

"Mum, mum, chill- she was totally cool with it." Which she was…. "And Caius is just wicked!"

I thought the afternoon went really well….

The room went silent and all eyes were on me.

I honestly didn't know what I had said wrong…

"I'll just… make the drinks..." Victoria stated and walked out of her living room.

My mum glared daggers at me and went after her, my dad sat next to me breathing deeply- you'd think he was trying to get rid of a bad smell or something….

I didn't want to be sat next to him whilst he was in one of those strange trances so I got up and left the room to explore the house.

Skipping out into the hall-way I debated to go upstairs or to explore some more of the ground floor.?

The clever side of my conscience got the better of me so I went upstairs.

It was even bigger up here and soooo light!

I walked past the first door but didn't really want to go in- it was 'Victoria's' room', so I made a quick dodge of it. The second room I came across was the twins' room, which was painted in a very pale yellow with two cots next to each other- I didn't really take anything else in so I went to the next room.

After a while later I got rather bored and was about to go back downstairs when I saw it.

I walked down the corridor towards the open door and I might have groaned in pleasure –and in a slightly unnatural tone- when I stepped inside.

It was a library!

They- my next door neighbours- had a library, in their house!

I may have just peed in my panties…

I was hyperventilating and on the verge of passing out but I needed to check one thing, so I ran through the room- 'LIBRARY'-, till I got to the section I wanted.

Please be here, please be here, please be here, please- YES !

Oh I am sooooo beyond happy!

I was screaming, with tears running down my face, leaping in the air and squealing like a piglet about to be slaughtered…ok maybe not but you get the idea.

Just as I was about to passionately make-out with the four books in my arms there was a loud knock at the door.

"What the-?" a male voice drifted to my ears and I span round to see the owner of such a voice.

I have to admit; I was slightly disappointed.

He stood in the door-way with one hand in his pocket, the other on his hip, his emo sliced and straightened hair in his eyes- that luckily didn't have eyeliner on- and just stood there gapping at me.

Don't get me wrong I was flattered that he was staring at me- I knew I was good looking but honestly- I was trying to be more modest!

I chose that moment to get out of my brain and focus on the situation he'd caught me in.

Now would it be ok to say- "It's not what it looks like!"- Or- "Oh sorry, I was just so pleased you had these books that I got slightly carried away and was about to make out with them?"- Yeah I was stuck to.

So I chose thelatter.

"You were about to do, what to those books?" he all but choked.

"I was gonna make out with them because I was so happy to see them in your family's book collection?"

"W-why?"- was he being as dumb as I was beginning to think he was?

"Ermm, because I wanted to?"

"B-but-"

"Fancy getting out of here?- I'm real bored" I cut him off.

He closed his mouth after checking me out again and stood up straight, ruffled his hair, coughed and then nodded.

"Ok then! But your gonna have to drive coz I have no idea where anything is, plus, I don't drive…yet," I said as I walked past him- shoving my hands into his hair and making it stand up straight.

We ran down the stairs and jumped into his Audi!
I put my iPod into the docking station and when ''Bad Reputation' came on by Joan Jett… I was home.

AKA- all hell broke loose.

We ended up going to some place called, "Seattle", and went to find some arcades, made the candy floss man angry in the cinema when we stuck our heads in the machine behind the counter and had our heads covered in pink candy-floss.

We then got told off by a police man for washing the candy-floss out our hair at the car wash.

We drove to a bed store and bounced on all the beds, then when we got kicked out we did the same at the sofa store somewhere else.

We ran into a Church and shouted- "The world is going to end- its happening!" and was rewarded with the whole congregation running and screaming from the church.

Caius asked me again-and better this time- why I was about to make out with his mum's, 'House Of Night', book collection, to which I replied,- "Who wouldn't?"

Overall my first day in my new life was amazing!

Not even my mum could bring me down from this high…

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"I can't believe you're grounding me! - you have just ruined the best day of my life- I hate you!" I stormed up to my room and slammed the door.

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Maybe she could.


A/N:
I'll post the next chapter tomorrow, after I've seen the last Harry Potter film…
I don't know how I feel about it ending… I'm kind of sad? I haven't read the books- couldn't get into them, but the films told me what I needed to know.

With Harry Potter ending and Twilight coming up to its last two films… I think I'm going to be a lost soul when it's all over. Oh, who am I kidding?- It'll never be over, over!

What do you think?