A/N: hey guys! I just felt like updating so here is the next chapter.

TO Rebellious-Romance: I'll do Draco next. I already had this one planned. You want him to call her a mudblood and all that stuff, right?

HARRY (finally!)

Dear fan fiction,

My name is Harry Potter. Not Andromeda or Melinda. (A/N: no offense to those who wrote such stories!) I AM A GUY. Get over it. If you want a female protagonist, read divergent or hunger games or twilight. My children are named lily, James and albus, not Rose, Hugo, Roxanne or Scorpius. I have a scar shaped like a lightning bolt, not a trident. MY PARENTS ARE JAMES AND LILY POTTER. NOT anyone else. I LOVE GINNY, not Hermione (Ron would kill me), pansy (why?!.), Luna (nargles?), fleur (she's a veela and bill would send goblins after me), Cho (I GOT OVER HER), Snape(I AM NOT GAY and anyways he has too much of grease in his hair), McGonagall( she must be 50+), Dumbledore(I AM NOT GAY and HE IS SO OLD!), Bellatrix(no. just no.), Draco(I AM NOT GAY! How many times do I say it!), VOLDEMORT- THAT IS TOO MUCH. I CAN SAY SO MUCH ABOUT HIM. (Negative, of course). I am the BOY who lived, not the girl who lived. I do not have a twin. I AM IN GRYFFINDOR, not slytherin. Please read the books again before spreading false rumours on fanfiction regarding me.

Sincerely,

Harry Potter

Okay, so there's a poll up on my profile if I should write another fanfic or not. I want to do Crabbe and Goyle ( after Malfoy), so please review and tell me whether I should do them together like the twins or separately. You can also tell me if you want a particular character.

Thanks for reading!

-PotatoBookworm