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Chapter Four: Potter Dealings

"Is the new mummy going to sleep with daddy too?"

Juile was shocked that this came out of her sweet 9 yr. olds mouth. She was more shocked when they all heard a laughter coming from the foyer.

"Draco, you have some explaining to do," she yelled to the voices. One of them quickly quieted down when the other laughed even harder.

"What could I have possibly done? I just got here. All I heard was new mummy and sleeping with daddy," Draco said walking into the kitchen with family.

"You know full well what you did, Wife Swap, really?" she said gesturing to the contract and the letters.

"You mean they really picked you guys? Oh, wow. This will be go- OW, what the bloody hell was that for?" Julie shrugged her shoulders and said "Hormones."

Standing up she said, "kids why don't you take your cousins upstairs and finish getting all your things together so we can all go to Diagon Alley"

"Come on Aries and Leo, you gotta help us come up with a list of pranks to play on the new mum," Orion yelled while pulling his sister to the stairs.

"No you will not," Harry yelled back. "I swear those three remind me of the We-"

"Don't you dare say it Potter," Draco threatened. "I will not have my sons compared to that family."

" Ok, Ok I was just kidding, what do you guys need to get at the alley?"

"Oh a little of this, a little of that, you know. What about you?"

Julie looked down at her belly then looked up at Draco, " Hmm.. I don't know, maybe some baby clothes, toys and furniture. It's just a thought."

Hydra looked up surprised, " You're not going to use any of the Potter or Black family furniture?" she questioned.

"I can't, Orion used the Potter things and Cassy used the Black furniture, so technically the next to use that stuff should be their heirs. I have to go and buy new things for this baby, all new things, which will be fun," Julie said sighing.

"No you don't. One, most of us have extra furniture hiding away in our vaults, and I know the Black family does for sure. Do you really think that Pureblood families only have cribs and such for one child? Two, you still have your mother's family things and also the Evans family still has a vault that Harry can get into. Just because they had 100 years of squibs doesn't mean that they weren't at one time one of the greatest Pureblood family around," Draco smugly stated.

Harry looked surprised, "what? You mean I've got another vault? Gees, that bring the total up to 34. Why was I not told about that vault? All the times I've been to Gringotts and never once did they mention another vault."

"One word, Dumbledore. Honestly, look at how he keep all of the other vaults from you and made you live off of your own vault that your parents set up for you when you were a baby, which was supposed to be 9.5 times the size it was when you got it. Its amazing what that man gets away with. When we go today, we can stop at the bank and get that all sorted out while the women and children shop," he replied while munching on a piece of toast.

"Yeah, that sounds like a plan, I'm going to send that meddling old fool a letter when we get back, no use alerting him that I know beforehand, he might try to stop us first."

"This is good toast, which of the elves made this? They'll have to let mine know how they make it. Anyways lets get going before those kids get up to anymore trouble than they already have."

Harry helped his wife up and asked, "Did you need to get a new trunk and some new muggle clothes for the show? I don't think you have any maternity ones."

"I had forgotten all about that, you are still in trouble Draco. I can't believe you did that. What if I had signed you guys up? How would you have felt? Ho-"

"Calm down Julez, that can't be good for the baby," Harry told her as he rubbed her stomach. "Lets talk about it later, ok? Lets enjoy today and plot revenge."

Julie let out a huge sigh, " I guess. Revenge is sweet." She grinned evilly

"Potter! Why did you have to remind her? I was hoping she would forget."

"I would never forget, only postponed the memory until a better time."

They all stood up and started going up the stairs when all four kids came running down the stairs ready in their travelling cloaks.
"Come on mummy we have to go, I want to go to the fun store before all the good stuff is taken," Cassy sang as she and her brother and cousins pulled their parents toward the fireplace.

"The fun store?" Harry asked his only daughter.

"Dad, W3," Orion said rolling his eyes.

Harry nodded in understanding while Draco was still confused as to what his cousin's children were talking about.

"W3?" He asked.

"Weasleys' Wizard Wheezes" they chorused.


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